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Paddy the Scot
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Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:21
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Originally posted by Andydog
Leaders of Europe,
Given the upset of power that Europe has experienced in recent months, the Sultan and their close ally Russia have been forced to restore the balance.
War has broken out with our neighbours Austria and Prussia. It is with a heavy heart and an itchy camel-flea bitten bum that the Sultan orders troops into Austria.
We must prevent the frogs from giving in to their bloodthirsty nature and expanding eastwards. The Sultan's troops, with the aid of the Russia, are currently re-defining boarders to achieve this aim, since our army will better be able to resist the frog rooting savages than the feeble Austrian army.
The MPPs in place have caused the honourable English and the dishonourable French  to declare war on us. If the Ottomans or Russians are attacked by either the English or French, we will fight them side by side.
However we do not want to shed more blood than is necessary and will send over peace offerings next turn {The Sultan forgot to do it this turn - I guess he had the goats on his mind }.
Once we feel more comfortable with the balance of power, we would like to try to improve relations with the French and begin trading so that all our people prosper.
We anticipate the war to be a short one, causing the minimum of disruption to Austrian and Prussian civilians. We wouldn't like this war to turn into a major European conflict. Again, we were forced into this by the actions of the Frogs.
May --> Mike |
France stands in shock at this news 
What has the world come to indeed 
With a great deal of sadness our Nation mourns this day. 
So the Mighty Suultain has stretched out his hand and sprinkled the fleas of his nation across the landscape of Europe.  The Camel jockeys have made a way and smited people have they.
Are you going to be supllying maps of your conquests?
What sort of damage did you inflict Suultain?
What sort of damage did the Austrians extract from your forces? Were they able to stem the flow of your unleashed Camel Jockeys? have they given you rise to desire peace with my people so quickly?  have you taken such a beating so quickly that they may now start taking land from you?
I hope that you are aware of the strength and power of the mighty Austrian Hussars. They are a formidable force that you should be very weary of 
You calmly state that these actions of your Nation have been brought upon you by the very nature of our people just amazing indeed 
Yes amazing I am touched that France, who has not one unit near your people, who has openly traded with you, who desires to see you grow in happiness and prosperity, could so easily be the Blame for your expansionist desires You do my people proud that you need lay the blame at our feet. 
Indeed, your politics and diplomacy is all very different to ours. But then you are quite the foriegner to me
At this hour we realise that the sacred save will have been delivered to our Palace. It is anticipated that we will return there in the coming hours.
Well again it will be with a saddened heart to then find out the losses that will have been inflicted on these two staunch and mighty allied nations.
It is certainly hoped that you know what you have done... 
Never have we attacked or hurt any nation that you called allie or friend - never 
you have done something here that is all very very dangerous 
the more I think of this, the more my blood rises 
I have no problem that you feel that you need to annex lands, expand your empires, grow and teach those of other lands the glory of your own hearts. You know this by my actions in Spain. Of this I try not to be a hypocrite at all.
You blame me though, making my people accountable for the massive loss of live and upheveal of the very people that we have signed aggreements to protect and stand tall with.
Then you wave some proposed peace treaty at my people 
Do you think we have no loyalties
You speak of your alliances - Russia and the Ottomen, as if we should all drop to the floor in awe  yet you wish us to ignore our alliances oh we be not the fools you would have us be
My people are very curious to hear the reply of the British.
Many a report and statement was put forward over French actions in Spain.
The world now awaits the report from the Czar of all of the Russias.... What on earth will he say
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Paddy the Scot
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Hordeland
Mar 2001
time: 14:21
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Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
France stands in shock at this news
What has the world come to indeed
With a great deal of sadness our Nation mourns this day.
So the Mighty Suultain has stretched out his hand and sprinkled the fleas of his nation across the landscape of Europe. The Camel jockeys have made a way and smited people have they.
Are you going to be supllying maps of your conquests?
What sort of damage did you inflict Suultain?
What sort of damage did the Austrians extract from your forces? Were they able to stem the flow of your unleashed Camel Jockeys? have they given you rise to desire peace with my people so quickly? have you taken such a beating so quickly that they may now start taking land from you?
I hope that you are aware of the strength and power of the mighty Austrian Hussars. They are a formidable force that you should be very weary of
You calmly state that these actions of your Nation have been brought upon you by the very nature of our people just amazing indeed
Yes amazing I am touched that France, who has not one unit near your people, who has openly traded with you, who desires to see you grow in happiness and prosperity, could so easily be the Blame for your expansionist desires You do my people proud that you need lay the blame at our feet.
Indeed, your politics and diplomacy is all very different to ours. But then you are quite the foriegner to me
At this hour we realise that the sacred save will have been delivered to our Palace. It is anticipated that we will return there in the coming hours.
Well again it will be with a saddened heart to then find out the losses that will have been inflicted on these two staunch and mighty allied nations.
It is certainly hoped that you know what you have done...
Never have we attacked or hurt any nation that you called allie or friend - never
you have done something here that is all very very dangerous
the more I think of this, the more my blood rises
I have no problem that you feel that you need to annex lands, expand your empires, grow and teach those of other lands the glory of your own hearts. You know this by my actions in Spain. Of this I try not to be a hypocrite at all.
You blame me though, making my people accountable for the massive loss of live and upheveal of the very people that we have signed aggreements to protect and stand tall with.
Then you wave some proposed peace treaty at my people
Do you think we have no loyalties
You speak of your alliances - Russia and the Ottomen, as if we should all drop to the floor in awe yet you wish us to ignore our alliances oh we be not the fools you would have us be
My people are very curious to hear the reply of the British.
Many a report and statement was put forward over French actions in Spain.
The world now awaits the report from the Czar of all of the Russias.... What on earth will he say |
and still no reply from the oh so pround Suultain then...
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