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The pony express is working overtime... sent.
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001 time: 21:20
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DAY THREE
Ah we bout to see an econo-mik crash?
Lotta carpent'rs found emself's eatin' guvmunt cheese today, wit only half the buildin' goin' on as we'd been seen before. All been said, five sites was seen wit new buildin' happnin.
Funny bis'ness in them hills
Latuh on ah found out that many them labor'rs was able to find some job today, but they ain't be buildin housses no more. Them folks mouth was shut as a safe door when Ah tryd to ask em what in tanation they been up to.
Conflik between Church n State!
Whoeva thought them be a good idea to sepprate them church and guvvmunt was proven dead hangin' wrong this evenin', when a aghmunt between ah pastor Boss Nucular and the Colonel Tacticus, went, ah well, tactlly nucular.
Ah ain't sure how it startted, but when Ah heard them commotion down by them camp, Ah knew sumpthin wain't rite. Now them pastor proved as w'all know, ya aint rite if ya aint got the Lohhd on ya side, and them Colonel's regment was turn'd into a meat-packin facilty by four shots of fire n brimstone. It was like them cities Sodom n Gomorah that Ah remembr readin' bout back in Sunday school. Rite down to them people turnin' into salt, or maybe it be glass, Ah don't 'member too clear.
When them shots hit it was like a cyclone risin' out of the dirt, 'cept this one aint move and made its own clouhd up 'bove it. When them cows n chickens finishd rainin' down from the rat-colord sky, there wain't nothin' left to tell them story 'bout Tactkus's last stand save one big fishin' hole that make them Grand Canyon look like an irrgatin' ditch.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1 |
| Herkales | Banker | Quid, Bob, Penny, Farthin |
| Jony | Politician | Dubya, Flipflop, Nadir, Badnik, Prootka |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin |
| Siban | Cook | Burn'd, Chah'd, Broilt, Steamd |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | Classik, Dead Metal, Raygay, Blooos, Rap |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | Titun, Lassur |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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