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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY EIGHT
Contractors Go Bust!
With only Herklels hirin' for new buildin' on in them county, almost all them contractors of gone bust or skipped town. Of no surprise to no one, with all them people outta jobs, crime been off them charts.
Jony's Last Stand!
This morn, Jony shined him pair o guns and rose with them risin' sun to settle him score wit E. W. W.. He had juss blown two floors off E. W. W.'s head-quarters when the EWW himself came stormin' out the front and dispashed Jony's torso to them four corners o the county.
No sooner had him done that did Atrahedron drop in clear outta the blue and blasted two more shots into Jony's twitching mass o guts n gore.
Atrahedron Goes on Killin' Spree!
Enjoyin' the feel of them warm guns, Atrahedron continued him rampage down to them dance hall, where he wasted Skanky Burnt twice over. But Skanky went out with a slight smirk on him face and a little push of a button with him left hand...
Mysterious Explosion Damages Brothel!
As them sheriff lat'r report'd, them button had them wire runnin' to four crates o' dynamite 'neath Uncle B's brothel, which level'd nearly them whole establishment.
Posse Raises Ruckus Behind Them Hills!
While them Herklees and Vad hain't been tradin' lead today, them Herklees's posse found Vad's crew hidin' behind em hills an manag'd to throw him defelector-thing outta whack. Lucky fer Vad that was all he had comin' at he today.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8 |
| Herkales | Banker | Quid, Bob, Penny, Farthin |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer |
| Siban | Cook | BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
Ah also got to remind some o ya folks, ya know who ya are, that yall can only have three posses an two bunkers on yers properties!
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12-11-2004 15:05
The only explanation is that both Jony and Skanky have been deflecting towards me. 
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