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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY SIX
Saloon Reopens Despite Protest from them Church
Salloon boss Siban started cleanin' up them rubble of him establishmunt today, and fix'd up them kitchen so he could start braisin' some meat fer his customers. Them Revrund Boss Nucular wain't darn happy 'bout this revivin' o this den o gluttony, but disspite him name he wain't bout to go nucular yet, and 'stead built up a new Church o' Saint Errer.
Showdown at the Main Street Corral
After yes'days violence at them pollin' place, Jony challeng'd E. W. W. to a duel, which was fought today at high noon front o' them Main Street Corral.
Jony slipped four nucular bullits with E.W.W.'s name scrawled on them into him Gatlin' gun and stormed through town with a posse o' his.
Now E.W.W., also one prom'nent membr o local society, him had also rounded up a loyal posse with instrucshun to shoot out Jony's Gatlin' gun. He also carried wit him two blunderbusses, one fer Jony and one fer Siban.
Them both hoopin' to catch the other alone, them both was surpris'd to find 'emselves facin' them other's posse. There then been one heckuva cyclone o' lead as them hordes o' angry gun-slingers sent each other n' half them cows in here county to kingdom come.
When them molasses-thick smoke fin'ly cleared, only them two leaders were standin', clickin empty guns 'cross a man-made lake o' blood n guts. Exhausted, 'em both gave up an call'd it a day, vowin' to cont'nue them feud in them future.
Party Crashed at Dance Hall
'Course all them peoples was restless after such a day, an that night some 'cided to visit them Skanky Burnt's dance hall for some relacksation. One o them, Uncle B seemt to have gotten them wrong jive with them music, an him face juss turn'd red as them lights out front an he whippd out a pair o' .45's and sent four shots onto them stage.
Them exploshuns started one bad 'lectric fire that burnt down most o' Skanky's joint, an he was forc'd to finish them night out un-plugt.
More secrit goin-ons
Sure it might o seemt like them was a lot happnin today, but most o ah residents, eight o 'em in all, was up makin' bathtub gin, so them say.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1 |
| Herkales | Banker | Quid, Bob, Penny, Farthin, Tosheroon |
| Jony | Politician | Dubya |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer |
| Siban | Cook, Brased | BBQ'd |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | Classik |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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Sendinificated...
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
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DAY SEVEN
Saloon Continues Expansion
Siban brought him saloon back to its original glory today and celbrated with a new menu o marrnated meals.
Con-Creat Bunker Stops Nuucs!
Them E. W. W. 'tempted to blast Jony again this morn, but them shots juss skipp'd off like stones on a shallow pond when them hit Jony's modern reenfort'ed con-creat bunker.
Bank Robbery Goes Bad!
D'spite him history o shakin' down him cussmors, Vad Hornkof aint seem to have 'nuff cash in him hands, as him tried to rob them Herklees bank today. When them teller refus'd to hand over them bag o greenbacks, Vad calmly fir'd two nucular shots in them bank. Now them bullitproof glass juss bullitproof, and it aint do nuttin when ya dealin' with one thermo-nucular explosion. Nearly half them bank was destroyed in them blast.
Secrets in the midsts!
Ah declare, this been one game o secrecy, with nine people's orders known only to them God and them GM.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Lou 12, Fran 1 |
| Herkales | Banker | Quid, Bob, Penny |
| Jony | Politician | Dubya |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa, Arfat, Croaking, Dark Cabin, Errer |
| Siban | Cook | BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | Classik |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit, Vag, Lab, Censored, cun |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | Hoo-ray, Fer, Boobz |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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