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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY NINE
Church Closed, Sinners Run Rampant!
Tir'd of them sermons against him livelihood, Uncle B decided to take them morality into him own hands today. He arriv'd at 'em Boss Nucular's church with a double-barreled two-gauge in each hand. Them Lord must o tolld Nucular sumthin', fer them doors on them church was closed and not a person was in sight. The lack o carnage aint stop Uncle B from blowin' up most o' them buildin' though.
Vigilantes Strike Back at County Brothels!
Infuriated at them destruction o them church which him had dropped oer five grand on them collection plate to build, Siban 'cided that it was time to root out them evil purveyors o ill repute from them county. Now Ah suppose he had been drinkin' too much o them cookin' wine, fer he found himself staring thru him gunsight at Vad Hornkof's establishmunt 'stead o Uncle B's. But it aint matter to he, and wit four easy pulls o them trigger, he bought Vad a one-way ticket on them fast train to Hell. Even Vad's newly built wall of "!" wain't able to save he.
The Bank Goes Boom!
Some wise man once said, "a more serious crime than robbin' a bank be startin' one". Well, them forces o good were on them rise today, and this time in the form of local schoolteacher Kassie who 'cided it was time that them Herklees's evil empire be gone with.
An angry mob o juvenile delinquents went down to Herklees's new construction site an stole all them boards, nails, an bricks, preventin the expansion' o him buildin and keepin' it juss small 'nough for four "sciencetific experimunts" to destroy. Herklees heself waz found suff'cated in them vault, though strangely, all them money them people suposdly had saved in them bank wain't there.
Another usual day.
New buildin' was light as 'fore, with only E. W. W. successful'y buildin' them city o Henrry 2. Them other four peoples all been up to no good behind 'em hills.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa |
| Siban | Cook | BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY TEN
Business as usual!
Look like 'em things ah returnin' to normal here in town today. Some new buildin' goin' on at E.W.W.'s Emporium an Siban's Saloon. Ah reckon dis is a good time for all ya law-abidin folks to head on down to town an enjoy yourselfs while them town still standin'. 'Cause ya know, while them pair o folks be fixin things up, them other seven been up to who know what.
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa |
| Siban | Cook | BBQ'd, Brased, Marrnated, Bassted |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Uncle B | Pimp | Clit |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001
time: 21:20
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DAY ELEVEN
Them Grand Exorcism o Dead Roach County!
Listen my folks let me tell ya bout the day
That the people o Dead Roach 'cided them sinners coulddunt stay
An they rounded up them angry folks an nucular guns
An sent 'em trash to hell on an atomic highway
Well firs to go was them Siban's den of sin
Which evryone an their kids knew wasn't juss no inn
Them place was full o gamblers and ne'er do wells to the brim
Playin' poker, smoking pipes, an guzzlin bathtub gin
Bath tub gin, that's right folks, bathtub gin
A big yellow bus pull'd up to them saloon's front door
An out poured twenty boys an girls, or maybe it was more
Said Kassie them bumpkins were just out for a field trip
But Ah tell ya that sure was one unconvential tour
Now Siban heself he was buildin' him a room
Was gonna name it Fricaseed, 'till he heard a boom
The wall fell down an it was clear it had been sabotaged
Thats when he heard em sound o his impending doom
Click-click, click click, Four shotgun shells
Kassie's science class had built another gun
With four two-inch barrels it sure looked like it was fun
A pull o the trigger and a great big puff of smoke
An ol man Siban's days in Dead Roach Gulch were as good as done
Said Siban as he bled, to the Lord did he plea
That he was juss tryin' to make a livin in the land o the free
But the Lord simply laughed at him and his poor excuse
Said He juss be glad ya didnt go out swingin from a tree
Ol tree, swinging from a rope. no, we not that civilized
Meanwhile over on them other side o town
At the local church something big was goin down
Boss Nucular an Atrahedron hatched up a plot
To put an end to Uncle B an him lewd going ons
The Reverend shined his gun and rounded up a gang
To go back behind the hills and foil Uncle B's latest plan
Sure enough they found him tryin' to stockpile weapons and ammo
Caught red handed Uncle Boris grabbed his stuff and ran
Fast, fast, but he was no Superman
Leapin' o'er them hill Uncle B's heart sank
For Atrahedron was waiting for him on the riverbank
The two men an four guns had him surrounded on all sides
Still B tried to escape in the river cold and dank
Course it did him no good as water aint stop bomb
Them four shots hit home and made them whole river foam
Bits n pieces o Uncle B will rain down around the world
As for his soul down in hell it shall forever roam
Hell risin up on them earth, bringin bad men back down
Now in them town only seven people remained
As for them other five they be up to no good again
Up to secret business in the shadows o the hills
Only in the next few days will their intentions be plain
For as long as there are in them earth weapons grade uranium
There bound to be squabbles over that precious sum
Perhaps one will live to call this whole place their own
Or maybe the blood will flow till all are deaf and dumb
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Claims Filed at Dead Roach County Land Office
| Name | Occupation | Land Claims |
| Atrahedron | Pioneer | Freeeeedom, Trankwil Base, Luna Ranch, Fence One, Shootin' Platform |
| EWW | Merchant | Chuck 7, Lou 11, Chuck 8, Hennry 2, Fran 2 |
| Kassie | Schoolteacher | Athens, Spahta, Corinz, Sirricuse, Sidonya |
| Loobletko | Painter | Bloo, Yella, Grin, Grae, Whiit |
| Boss Nucular | Pastor | Yassa |
| Spike, Esquire | Attorney | Uno, dos, tres, quatre, fuenf |
| Starred Cowboy | Cowboy | Rowlett, Mesquite, Garland, Plano, Richardson |
| Siban | Cook | WASTED |
| Uncle B | Pimp | WASTED |
| Herkales | Banker | WASTED |
| Vad Hornkof | Pimp | WASTED |
| Skanky Burnt | Musician | WASTED |
| Jony | Politician | WASTED |
| Sparrowhack | Steamboat captain | WASTED |
| ColonelTacticus | Cavalry Officer | WASTED |
| DookCloud | Prospector | WASTED |
| Whohuh | Outlaw | WASTED |
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