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Dis is offline Dis
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Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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guess what, Dissident!

you and me have something in common!

Dis is offline Dis
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quote:
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guess what, Dissident!

you and me have something in common!


Blake is offline Blake
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video games

Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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it just occurred to me that all of apolyton's gay population shares our sentiments.

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yes, you may want to explore that.

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Somewhere away from Poly...


I'd prefer a woman to computer games myself. Hell, even to forum games.

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quote:
Originally posted by Albert Speer
it just occurred to me that all of apolyton's gay population shares our sentiments.


chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Re: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

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Is something wrong with me?


Yes, you suffer from depression. Depression lowers your sex drive.

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Seeing as I'm here and my wife is in Hawaii for 3 months, I have to agree with Diss.



ACK!

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You're saying you wouldn't want her teleported back for a short period of time if you could?

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The Sunshine Girl >>> computer games

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Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?


You have C&C Generals or Zero Hour?

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You're saying you wouldn't want her teleported back for a short period of time if you could?


Of course but since that's impossible.......

ACK!

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I'm thinking this might be a form of denial for some of you. You're not getting laid so you are pretending that you really don't care or that you no longer want to get laid. Of course you want to get laid and admiting that fact is the first step towards getting laid.

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quote:
I'm thinking this might be a form of denial for some of you.


Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
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Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

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Hey Diss,

How about playing a computer game about having sex with a woman?!

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I err played one of those once, was visiting an airforce base with school, it was like a slot machine.. you put coins in the slot, just to clarify. Rather tasteless really

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Well, for myself, I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a man

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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago

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Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?


You are compensating for your fear of having sex.

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In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago


Yes, but you cannot play until they open their activation servers, which their publisher has denied them to do until November 18th or so.

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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I have found that video games lower my sex drive

sometimes this is a good thing (as in makes me happier)

but actually, I know a lot of guys who have turned down sex to play video games (especially MMORPGs)

Jon Miller

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Hehe, dont kid yourself of course you want sex... maybe you prefer video games to a **** with a hooker... but would you turn down real sex with a real hot woman that loves you? I call bs ...

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Got spare money?

Oooooh! New Blizzard marketing slogan!
World of Warcraft: The ultimate contraceptive.

Ben Kenobi is offline Ben Kenobi
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I can't imagine that.

I'd rather be with a woman than playing games anyday.

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Really? Even if it was a wholesome, Biblical-themed game?

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So what? Torquay United is in a fierce fight to gain promotion to the Premier legue. I don't allow my digital players to have sex before an important match, so why should I? I must lead by example after all! I and the players owe it to the Plainmoor faithful!

What? Me living in a fantasy world? Nah, I don't believe you!

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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let's see, one guy turned down a hookup with his ex

the other often does not want to go see his girlfreind (would rather play), this pisses her off and also I think, especially since he often wants to play at night, that it probably loses him some sex (he often doesn't go and spend the night with her as she wishes)

(these guys are both housemates of mine)

Jon Miller

 
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