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alva is offline alva
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Sep 2001
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I don't thnk he means it to sound as bad as he did, but yes, the novelty does wear of after several years.

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I'm with Alva. That's exactly what I meant. Sure sex can still be quite enjoyable, but at times I prefer not to have sex and just play games or watch a movie. All you "I want sex 24/7" types are just kidding themselves. Everyone's who's been in a (semi)serious relationship knows this.

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You're a selfish bastard, Saint Marcus. The primary objective of making love with your SO is not relieving yourself (although it is important too), but to please her.

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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
You're a selfish bastard, Saint Marcus. The primary objective of making love with your SO is not relieving yourself (although it is important too), but to please her.



And that is why he fails

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Originally posted by Saint Marcus
I'm with Alva. That's exactly what I meant. Sure sex can still be quite enjoyable, but at times I prefer not to have sex and just play games or watch a movie. All you "I want sex 24/7" types are just kidding themselves. Everyone's who's been in a (semi)serious relationship knows this.



Well I am a 36 year old married guy who never sees sex as a dull chore. But I am far from a "want sex 24/7" type either. All I said is that I prefer sex to games and never find sex a chore.

You'll also note that I commented that my computer is "always in the mood". I have an 18 month old son that keeps us very very busy so you bet I choose sex when its possible. Any parent knows those times can be infrequent and you take advantage every time you can

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Hehe, dont kid yourself of course you want sex... maybe you prefer video games to a **** with a hooker... but would you turn down real sex with a real hot woman that loves you? I call bs ...

Love is nothing but a hippie lie. I think we both know it.

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AND, you both are virgins.

Isn't Diss already 30-something years old?

Saint Marcus is offline Saint Marcus
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no girl has ever complained about my abilities to please her.

but I don't have Flubbers problem. I have the option to have sex every day...and after some time that really tires me out. I'm willing to bet that none of you out here can keep that up for long periods at a time. So yes, there are days when it feels like a chore (cause I need to please her and I'm not doing it just to relieve myself). Some days I just want to relax and play games and watch movies. Is that really so bad?

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No, it isn't.

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You're a selfish bastard, Saint Marcus. The primary objective of making love with your SO is not relieving yourself (although it is important too), but to please her.


Yeah so? Given the choice:
1. Would you rather make love to someone who's faking it because he/she's not in the mood
2. Is just honest about it ?

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Feb 2001
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Ideally I'd want to have both... but otherwise gaming has a higher cost/benefit ratio.

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Jan 2000
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You can have sex for a short while, but a game one can play for a much longer time, and it doesn't nag and yell at ya (though hardware sometimes lets you down so eh hmm...)

Besides sex is not the most important thing, some people don't often do it because they don't feel the need for it that much

Winston is offline Winston
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Computer games give you the advantage of being able to immediately reload and do it over if you happen to make a premature move.

And you can turn off the sound if it starts bothering you.

But very few of them will tell you how great it was, or keep you warm at night.

I guess there's a time and place for everything.

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I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman


Depends very much on the woman and the computer game.

The idea of going steady in a relationship is that you make time for them first... which doesn't sound to me like where you're coming from.

Casual, recreational sex is something else again.

Flubber is offline Flubber
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Originally posted by Saint Marcus but I don't have Flubbers problem.



I have no problem . . . I have a beautiful child that doesn't sleep enough for my liking


quote:
Originally posted by Saint Marcus
I have the option to have sex every day...



EVERY EVERY DAY ??? She doesn't even want to take a couple of days "break" once a month. She is never tired, sick, at work, gone to visit Grandma etc??


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Originally posted by Saint Marcus ...and after some time that really tires me out. I'm willing to bet that none of you out here can keep that up for long periods at a time. So yes, there are days when it feels like a chore (cause I need to please her and I'm not doing it just to relieve myself).


I do have times when there are activities I would prefer to sex-- The most usual choice is sleep !! But I have never seen sex as a dull chore . . . ever. I enjoy and get a thrill from pleasing my partner.


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Originally posted by Saint Marcus Some days I just want to relax and play games and watch movies. Is that really so bad?


Nothing at all wrong with it. We all have different sex drives. . .. Its sort of like your favorite food . . . No matter how much you like it, you don't want it every day

Elok is offline Elok
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Hmm, I feel like being stupid. Who here takes an hour to reboot their computer between games?

alva is offline alva
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Computer games give you the advantage of being able to immediately reload and do it over if you happen to make a premature move.

And you can turn off the sound if it starts bothering you.

But very few of them will tell you how great it was, or keep you warm at night.

I guess there's a time and place for everything.

Yup, also graphics keep getting better as years go by, while the wifey on the other hand...

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It's very easy to say, "I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman", when you don't really have any choice in the matter

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It just dawned on me -- the thread title is heterosexist.

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yes, you may want to explore that.


Diss and AS are teh gay!!!!

Pekka is offline Pekka
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mrFun, NO! If we don' tmake women object of sex, then few of them will starve themselves and become anorectic, because well.,.. so that men would desire them... you know because we set the sexy standard sick like that.. so we better make some 'women DROOL!' threads, or we become killers.

I guess it should be "I'd rather play computer games than have sex". .. that would be better.. but then again, that's racist against sex addicts, and today's internets is making people sex addicts to fuel the sex industry that pays lot of tax money to our societies, so are you willing ot pay that money? Well.. are you? If not, then please take that communist doodoo to NK and keep supporting the terrorist!

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No pun intended, I'm sure.

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no girl has ever complained about my abilities to please her.


Well... to you, at least .

Pekka is offline Pekka
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that's because they were all DEAD! DEAD YOU HEAR, DEAD!

Arrian is offline Arrian
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Pekka, you are a very strange fellow.

I say that with the utmost respect, Supercitizen.

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Don't dwell on it too much. I can never return the love you want.. so don't break your heart because of me. There are no better things to break it for, but I'm just saying.

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Shuddap, you. Get back to planning Finnish world domination.

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No pun intended, I'm sure.


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I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but

You are gay.

Or... Your concience is so advanced that you get more pleasure from semi-internal intellectual process than from physical nerve inputs.

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Considering this is they guy who said that when he visits strip clubs, he prefers to watch his beer rather than boobs, it seems entirely plausible he's really got a subnormal sex drive or something of the sort.

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It just dawned on me -- the thread title is heterosexist.

I don't think the lesbians would agree.

Sava is offline Sava
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Yes, but you cannot play until they open their activation servers, which their publisher has denied them to do until November 18th or so.
wrong, I'm playing it already

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But I have never seen sex as a dull chore . . . ever. I enjoy and get a thrill from pleasing my partner.


That was the part I thought was telling. If it is ever a dull chore than something is amiss.

 
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