17-11-2004 02:01									#91
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT No pun intended, I'm sure.

Glad to see that I wasn't the only one thinking that...

	17-11-2004 02:10									#92
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quote: Originally posted by DanielXY both need new gfs, simple

You mean gfx, right?

	17-11-2004 02:12									#93
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In other news, you're not a banana tree.

	17-11-2004 02:23									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka mrFun, NO! If we don' tmake women object of sex, then few of them will starve themselves and become anorectic, because well.,.. so that men would desire them... you know because we set the sexy standard sick like that.. so we better make some 'women DROOL!' threads, or we become killers. I guess it should be "I'd rather play computer games than have sex". .. that would be better.. but then again, that's racist against sex addicts, and today's internets is making people sex addicts to fuel the sex industry that pays lot of tax money to our societies, so are you willing ot pay that money? Well.. are you? If not, then please take that communist doodoo to NK and keep supporting the terrorist!

Are you mocking my knee-jerk, politically correct statement?

	17-11-2004 02:25									#95
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MrFun, YES! HAHA BU POW!

	17-11-2004 02:25									#96
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This need to be celebrated; MrFun is actually funny!

	17-11-2004 02:26									#97
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka MrFun, YES! HAHA BU POW!

Go make fun of Russian people and leave us gays alone.

	17-11-2004 02:38									#98
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I never joke about Russians.. why would I? No I need to stay sharp and never underestimate.. yes.. in the darkness of the night when you can see yourself breath and you feel the coldness in your ribs in shortness of breath and little stabbing pain, you hear better and your senses are at their peak... but you have to be careful not to pick up false signals, as paranoia takes place when you are navigating with the stars and ear... don't watch the moon, it will weaken you... never let the moon dominate the night, as the enemy can sneak up to you without you hearing it... don't show patterns of action, because he will stop when you stop and you can't hear them and your two senses are fooled....... trust your instincts... don't let the pitch black and cold scare you, they are your ally.. no better stay cool...

So I rather joke about gays. It's a gay trap! I don't joke about gays, I joke about issues. People don't fight people, issues fight issues.

	17-11-2004 02:55									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist In other news, you're not a banana tree.

Seriously? How would you know?

	17-11-2004 02:59									#100
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dude, this thread is so pathetic it makes me want to bang my GF to compensate for your patheticness

	17-11-2004 03:04									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Mercator Seriously? How would you know?

God told me.

	17-11-2004 03:05									#102
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quote: I'd rather play computer games than have sex with a woman

Me too.

	17-11-2004 03:11									#103
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 dude, this thread is so pathetic it makes me want to bang my GF to compensate for your patheticness

I haven't played games for over a week.

	17-11-2004 03:20									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist God told me.

Oh, OK. (and it's Freddie Mercury who's the banana tree)

	17-11-2004 03:23									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Saint Marcus I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P

	17-11-2004 03:25									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Me too.

Yeah, but you're a pufta. What's infinity worse is that you also like Microsoft.

	17-11-2004 03:28									#107
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quote: I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P

True, things slow down after a while but I've never thought of sex as a dull chore. You just need to spice things up a bit in order to keep it interesting and you won't do that by ignoring her and playing video games.

It's no wonder the west's birth rate is declining! We've got boys who would rather nail level 3 then nail their girl.

	17-11-2004 03:35									#108
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I think some people fail to understand just how good WC3 is - assuming ofcourse it's being played on battle.net

	17-11-2004 03:36									#109
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What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.

	17-11-2004 03:39									#110
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keep the music on in the background and have her make beeping noises and the like... that way it would be like she's the video game!

	17-11-2004 03:44									#111
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.

Next thing it will be like the Seinfeld episode where George was attempting his version of nirvana-- sex watching TV and eating food all at the same time

	17-11-2004 04:44									#112
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.

I can just see it..

> You only won because I was having sex with my gf
random b.net lamer> stfu loser

	17-11-2004 04:46									#113
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I'm shocked, I'm shocked!

Sex is so much better than any videogame that even bad sex is better than a videogame.

	17-11-2004 04:47									#114
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STFU n00b!

	17-11-2004 04:48									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse What many of you really need is a woman who will have sex with you at the keyboard.

Where would one find such? eBay?

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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin [q] It's no wonder the west's birth rate is declining! We've got boys who would rather nail level 3 then nail their girl.

This is going in my sig line.

	17-11-2004 04:48									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Alex I'm shocked, I'm shocked! Sex is so much better than any videogame that even bad sex is better than a videogame.

There is something very wrong when a young man's blood boils more for a video game then the thighs of a woman.

	17-11-2004 04:50									#118
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Where would one find such? eBay?

Women who are willing to have sex are often found at schools, bars, restaurants, sporting events, public parks, gyms, and any where else social interaction can be found. Please note that internet chat rooms and online forums do not count as social interaction in this case.

	17-11-2004 04:54									#119
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This is ridiculous. If everybody would just concentrate on playing video games for the next 30 years, the world would be so much better off.

And if you absolutely insist on having love and affection, buy a dog.

	17-11-2004 05:11									#120
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quote: Originally posted by Blake

That's just because you boys have boring partners.