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DanielXY is offline DanielXY
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Dec 2002
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both need new gfs, simple

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Really? Even if it was a wholesome, Biblical-themed game?


No, I wouldn't.

Blake is offline Blake
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Oct 2000
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 14:26
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both need new gfs, simple

So the problem is simply the lack of gf's who are as easy as computer games?

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Oct 2001
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 14:37
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Think the problem is that Diss got Evercrack 2 the other day, and MMORPGs have this effect on people.

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In related news, Half life 2 came out about 30 minutes ago


Downloading it now.

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Apr 1999
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 15:34
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Diss, try asking your gf to, instead of moaning, tell you that you are the greatest ruler in the universe. Works for me...well, not that I've ever tried it...

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Jan 2000
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 15:49
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Originally posted by Dissident
Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?


I'll lay a wreath at The Tomb of the Unblown Sailor for you.

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Oooooh! New Blizzard marketing slogan!
World of Warcraft: The ultimate contraceptive.



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Depends on the woman.

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Nov 2001
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 16:06
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A friend of mine saw its relationship destroyed because her boyfriend played far too much Civ3 (while pretending he had no time for her).

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  Old Post 16-11-2004 16:07
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"Its" relationship?

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  Old Post 16-11-2004 16:10
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I think the more relevant question is, would you rather spend your time playing computer games or downloading porn?

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How are those mutually exclusive?

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You'll have to ask someone who actually wastes time playing computer games.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dissident
Is something wrong with me?

I'm serious. I could go right now and have sex with a woman, but I"m content here just playing computer games. Something is surely wrong with me, isn't there? What should I do?


Maybe you should marry your computer?

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  Old Post 16-11-2004 17:54
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Have you tried both at the same time, might be kinky.

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  Old Post 16-11-2004 17:59
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both need new gfs, simple

I'd be more on the "both of their gfs need new bfs, simple" side myself...

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Land of Ramen Dragons
Mar 2003
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Eh, I'd say the woman. I've already played plenty of video games.

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So what? Torquay United is in a fierce fight to gain promotion to the Premier legue. I don't allow my digital players to have sex before an important match, so why should I? I must lead by example after all! I and the players owe it to the Plainmoor faithful!


Championship Manager?

I had to force myself to stop playing that game. It is worse than any other I have ever played for taking up time.

"Sorry Dear, I would love to go to the movies, but Fulham have their UEFA Cup quarter final away leg to play, and my two full backs are injured."

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On another note, I'm very surprised that nobody's made a puerile pun on the word "joystick" yet...

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Nice hit 'n run post, Diss.

-Arrian

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guess what, Dissident!

you and me have something in common!



AND, you both are virgins.

Diss, you say you like video games more that sex because you dont have the opportunity to get laid. If you had, you would choose sex first in a sec.
Also, not having sex regularly is something you bring up often, and it seams to mean so much to you that you often put yourself down thinking about it, which makes you lose self-confidence, which is also something you mention often about yourself.
Now, trying to compensate for that, you are trying to tell your self that YES in fact you do like video games better than sex to, in a way, make your self beleive that you are "inactive" by choice and not because you are not "lucky" or whatever.

Spec.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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  Old Post 16-11-2004 20:21
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I'd rather eat than drink.

Nah Diss, it's not a multiple question where only one answer is correct..

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I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P

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I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P


What's wrong with you people?

Flubber is offline Flubber
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Is Specs assertion about virginity correct ?

If it is then it is impossible to say what you would prefer, since you have never done one of the activities !!

My personal choice is sex, every time . My video game is always "in the mood" so I can always get back to it.

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I in fact played Warcraft 3 while my girl was laying naked in bed. After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore. Can't say the same about playing WC3. :P



There is more than one position you know. As long as you have a healthy imagination, sex shouldn't ever become a chore. The girl may become a bore but sex won't.

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Also for those that want to play video games over sex, ya'll do know that sex is more than the couple minutes it takes you to poke it and get off. There is way more involved if you take the time to find it

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After a while, sex with your steady gf just becomes a sort of dull chore.



Then you either lack skills or imagination. The possibilities are endless . .. explore them.

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