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Belgrade
May 2003
time: 06:16
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Chapter 2 – Let’s play mafia
Ben Kenobi rushed back to the hotel, woke everybody up and told them what had happened. Half an hour later everybody was on the beach near Lord Nuclear’s body.
“This murder is obviously very personal. Either the murderer hated Lord Nuc for his incessant spamming, or he was an even greater spammer than late Lord Nuclear was,” DrSpike said.
“His tongue was cut off. I don’t think it has anything to do with spamming. I believe Lord Nuclear was killed because of something he said during the evening,” Hercules said.
“Let’s pay our respects to Lord Nuclear with a minute of silence”, Ben Kenobi suggested.
The Apolytoners stood there on the beach in silent mourning of the early departed Lord Nuclear.
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Later in the hotel everybody gathered in the bar again to decide what to do next.
“Has anyone reported the murder to the authorities?” DarkCloud asked.
“Not that I’m aware of”, joncha replied.
“I think the hotel management should do it”, Skanky Burns added.
“Why? Are you afraid you’d be considered suspect if you reported the crime?” Nikolai asked and continued “After all, where have you been at the time of the murder?”
“Yes, Skanky is very suspicious”, Tuberski said.
“All of them Aussies are very suspicious. They stayed last in the bar”, -Jrabbit reminded everybody.
The quarrel continued until Sheep interjected.
“Guys, what’s wrong with you? Don’t you know how we usually solve these issues?”
Everybody looked Sheep in confusion. He continued: “We play mafia. We vote on who did it and we execute the one with most votes.”
The others stopped arguing for a moment and thought about Sheep’s proposal. After all, what they have got to lose. They can’t leave the island because all of them are suspects in a murder investigation and each of them may be the next victim if they do nothing about it. So they accepted.
Rah suggested a likely murderer.
“Guys it’s very clear. The killer is DrSpike. Save my twin brother Ming who sadly couldn’t join us here, DrSpike is the biggest spammer in our forums. He has also had a grudge with Lord Nuclear in some of the forum games and he wasn’t too happy about Lord Nuc’s pesky remarks from last night.”
“Yes, it seems DrSpike did it”, Sparrowhawk was convinced by rah’s detective work.
Most of the other people also considered DrSpike guilty so he won the majority of votes. Sheep suggested the method of execution should be drowning and the others forced DrSpike to the sea and kept his head under the surface until he drowned
*******
Later in the afternoon the Aussies decided to celebrate the death of the hideous murderer DrSpike with a bottle of bourbon. Kassiopeia and Adagio joined them, Whoaha and Spaced Cowboy each had a glass of rum, while Jon Miller had his margarita.
They stayed in the bar drinking and having fun until 1 AM, when everybody but Paddy and Skanky left.
*******
In the morning Theben found Paddy the Scot dead in the bottom of the stairs. Apparently he slipped on banana skin, fell down the stairs and broke his neck.
code:
mafia
| Name
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Status
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| 1. Sheep
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Alive
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| 2. Nikolai
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Alive |
| 3. Hercules
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Alive |
| 4. Kassiopeia
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Alive |
| 5. joncha
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Alive |
| 6. Snowflake
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Alive |
7. DrSpike
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Drowned – executed round 1 |
| 8. Adagio
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Alive |
| 9. reismark
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Alive |
| 10. Jonny
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Alive |
| 11. Spaced Cowboy
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Alive |
| 12. Ben Kenobi
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Alive |
| 13. Whoha
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Alive |
| 14. Tuberski
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Alive |
15. Paddy the Scot
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Slipped on banana skin and broke his neck – Mafia round 2 |
| 16. Sparrowhawk
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Alive |
| 17. Skanky Burns
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Alive |
| 18. rah
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Alive |
| 19. DarkCloud
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Alive |
20. Lord Nuclear
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Slashed with a rusty spam can – Mafia round 1 |
| 21. Sandman
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Alive |
| 22. -Jrabbit
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Alive |
| 23. Jon Miller
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Alive |
| 24. Theben
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Alive |
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22-12-2004 09:20
ACK!
Some times one does suffer from ones name ...
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