29-06-2004 09:33									#1
	Gaian Newsletter: Initial Planning Got spare money?

There are at least three of us now ready to get to work on some fresh Gaian propoganda. It's best if we organized our combined effort into one paper in the tradition of 3D and Pravda.

Issues we need to get hammered out:

• Name
  
• Format (Including possible graphics)
  
• Content
  
• Staff
  

	29-06-2004 12:29									#2
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	30-06-2004 08:28									#3
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Loioks good to me.

	30-06-2004 11:18									#4
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Excellent pic for the header. I've started adding a few pictures to the gaian-art thread as well. I'm willing to contribute to the newsletter, but I might be a bit sporadic. I'd especially like to do a 'Chiron Gardening Tips' type column or perhaps some turn-analysis for our internal newsletter.

-Smack

	30-06-2004 21:31									#5
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Edited out by snowflake.

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This has to be finished by the end of the week . Deidre needs you to finish newspaper.

* Illuminatus gets on with work


Get on work already!

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I see you're having fun there Obstructor.

Edit: I'll see I can submit a newspaper tomorrow.

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	01-07-2004 22:36									#9
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I am learning coding things but observing your Newsletter.

Mutiny aboard UNS Unity! You all know what transpired aboard UNS Unity. After a disastrous attempt of insurgents led by Security Officer Santiago to seize a colony pod for themsellves, chaos has erupted on ship. With the danger of crashing in Planet, and Captain Garland mortally wounded, ship's crew divided into several factions, seizing colony pods for themselves. We gathered around Officer's Deidre's excellent vision of human future on this alien planet. From now one, we are to be know as Gaians, and our faction as Gaian Union. Our sensors have recorded atmospheric entry of 6 other pods, which means that we shall probably have company on Planet. We intend to show that Green is the only correct choice.
	First Senate meeting! Newly formed Gaian Senate has after a lengthly debate accepted this foundations for Gaian Constitution. Foudation of Constitution are this three Supreme Gaian Laws: First Law: Humanity may not injure Planet or, through inaction, allow Planet to come to harm. Second Law: Humanity must obey orders given it by Planet except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Third Law: Humanity must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. After a vote, this constitution has been accepted with votes of 512 pro and 18 against. Senator Garreth, main spokesman of the group that voted against, complained that other factions might not kindly view on Constitution based on such principles. Since there are no indications of other factions surviving, that argument fell on deaf ears. Senate voting has shown that majority of Gaians agree with the principles senator Hydro so accurately formulated. The rest of Constitution guarantees basic rights for each Gaian, including liberty, freedom of speech, equality like in UN charter. It also guarantees rights of each native lifeform, including so far sighted xenofungus, and all other possible sentient and nonsentinet lifeforms, which probably makes it unique in history. Senator Obstructor, proposed an official Gaian Oath of Loyalty, which would symbolise loyalty of each citizen to Gaian principles. Senate accepted it uniformly with 519 votes (one of the senators went to bathroom while the proposals was voted for). After accepting it, all senators have immediately sworn the Oath. In the course of next two months, each Gaian is required to swear the Oath in Gaian Central Hallroom, thus officialy becoming a full member of Gaians. Senator Obstructor also proposed that Oath is resworn in official and special occasions. It is expected that this proposal will also be accepted in tommorow’s Senate session.
Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees after some shocking revelation have been made. Apparently Kody was planning, with an outsider named WIA, to take films of Gaian women running naked through the trees and sell them to entity called "Morgan" (link between Nwabudike Morgan who appeared shortly before Unity's demise and this name is not confirmed). Also, there were also preparations to sell footages of Gaian men running naked through the trees to entity called 'Sparta' (link to Santiago and her insurgents has not been confirmed). What this entities are, is not familiar, but it was recorded that 'Morgans are always ready to pay good price for such material', while 'Spartans like this kind of material since they spend life among other men'. There was also talk of 'Angels could add popup adds to footage'. Kody was questioned, but he hasn't revealed anything about this cryptic messages. Whole thing was exposed when a passerby heard conversation between two of them.
Literary section: Be sure to read this bestsellers: Unity Rovers for Begginers Scouting unknown teritories made simple How to raise a Talent Colonising new Planet for Dummies All you need to know about this world 101 thing about xenofungus How to survive in wilderness Who is who in Gaian faction They have been rated from 90 - 100 percent by the all critics! Enjoy reading them and learn something usefull about survival!
Method disrupts Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications After the recent communication chaos, Method was found guilty for intentionally disrupting communications, planting 1337 stuff around the Department for Real Time Communications and behaving irrationally. "This was a clear act of disrupting the teamwork", said Director of Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications Laurentius, "and we shall not tolerate this any longer."

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	02-07-2004 01:27									#10
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I have no idea why I cannot make tables right .

	02-07-2004 01:40									#11
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Does this more or less what you are looking for? Didn't know where you are intending to put each piece. I'm pretty familiar with html, let me know if I could do something to help.

Mutiny aboard UNS Unity! You all know what transpired aboard UNS Unity. After a disastrous attempt of insurgents led by Security Officer Santiago to seize a colony pod for themsellves, chaos has erupted on ship. With the danger of crashing in Planet, and Captain Garland mortally wounded, ship's crew divided into several factions, seizing colony pods for themselves. We gathered around Officer's Deidre's excellent vision of human future on this alien planet. From now one, we are to be know as Gaians, and our faction as Gaian Union. Our sensors have recorded atmospheric entry of 6 other pods, which means that we shall probably have company on Planet. We intend to show that Green is the only correct choice.	First Senate meeting! Newly formed Gaian Senate has after a lengthly debate accepted this foundations for Gaian Constitution. Foudation of Constitution are this three Supreme Gaian Laws: First Law: Humanity may not injure Planet or, through inaction, allow Planet to come to harm. Second Law: Humanity must obey orders given it by Planet except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Third Law: Humanity must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. After a vote, this constitution has been accepted with votes of 512 pro and 18 against. Senator Garreth, main spokesman of the group that voted against, complained that other factions might not kindly view on Constitution based on such principles. Since there are no indications of other factions surviving, that argument fell on deaf ears. Senate voting has shown that majority of Gaians agree with the principles senator Hydro so accurately formulated. The rest of Constitution guarantees basic rights for each Gaian, including liberty, freedom of speech, equality like in UN charter. It also guarantees rights of each native lifeform, including so far sighted xenofungus, and all other possible sentient and nonsentinet lifeforms, which probably makes it unique in history. Senator Obstructor, proposed an official Gaian Oath of Loyalty, which would symbolise loyalty of each citizen to Gaian principles. Senate accepted it uniformly with 519 votes (one of the senators went to bathroom while the proposals was voted for). After accepting it, all senators have immediately sworn the Oath. In the course of next two months, each Gaian is required to swear the Oath in Gaian Central Hallroom, thus officialy becoming a full member of Gaians. Senator Obstructor also proposed that Oath is resworn in official and special occasions. It is expected that this proposal will also be accepted in tommorow’s Senate session.
Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees after some shocking revelation have been made. Apparently Kody was planning, with an outsider named WIA, to take films of Gaian women running naked through the trees and sell them to entity called "Morgan" (link between Nwabudike Morgan who appeared shortly before Unity's demise and this name is not confirmed). Also, there were also preparations to sell footages of Gaian men running naked through the trees to entity called 'Sparta' (link to Santiago and her insurgents has not been confirmed). What this entities are, is not familiar, but it was recorded that 'Morgans are always ready to pay good price for such material', while 'Spartans like this kind of material since they spend life among other men'. There was also talk of 'Angels could add popup adds to footage'. Kody was questioned, but he hasn't revealed anything about this cryptic messages. Whole thing was exposed when a passerby heard conversation between two of them.	Literary section: Be sure to read this bestsellers: Unity Rovers for Begginers Scouting unknown teritories made simple How to raise a Talent Colonising new Planet for Dummies All you need to know about this world 101 thing about xenofungus How to survive in wilderness Who is who in Gaian faction They have been rated from 90 - 100 percent by the all critics! Enjoy reading them and learn something usefull about survival!
Method disrupts Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications After the recent communication chaos, Method was found guilty for intentionally disrupting communications, planting 1337 stuff around the Department for Real Time Communications and behaving irrationally. "This was a clear act of disrupting the teamwork", said Director of Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications Laurentius, "and we shall not tolerate this any longer."	This is empty for now

[EDIT] I'm considering this post not a spam post. Please let me know if this one is also considered one of the infamous snowflake spam and I will be happy to edit this out also.

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	02-07-2004 01:44									#12
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Thanks. I am waiting for other members to contribute however. I will study this to learn more about html editing.

	02-07-2004 01:47									#13
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The table format is basically this:

< table >
< tr >
< td >< /td >
< td >< /td >
< /tr >
< /table >
(without the spaces)
TR means table row. TD means table cell. And then you have to close it in the end.


[EDIT] I'm considering this post not a spam post. Please let me know if this one is also considered one of the infamous snowflake spam and I will be happy to edit this out also.

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	02-07-2004 06:15									#14
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Try to use
<TD VALIGN=top WIDTH="50%">

The VALIGN means the articles don't appear halfway in the paper. The Width="50%" stops the middle of two columns to side around.

I just new two columns and two cells. Then add <HR> to make the spilts between articles. That means that the horizontal splits don't cross over both columns. The way Honghu showed it your horizontal spilts will always line up.

PLACE PICTURE HERE
FIRST ARTICLE Notice the alignment of the spilt is now different from the other column SECOND ARTICLE MORE ARTICLES BELOW	MORE STUFF HERE MORE STUFF HERE

Oh yeah that reminds me don't over do the marquee, too much of that really annoys people. Most people want to read text that doesn't move.

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	02-07-2004 08:36									#15
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You can also
make it scroll
in another direction
with this modification.

or this

< marquee behavior= "scroll" align="center" direction="up" >

	02-07-2004 10:52									#16
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Octavian those ones don't work in my browser it seems. Anyway most people don't like too much moving text.

	02-07-2004 11:09									#17
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Strange. You should see two blocks ot text: One moving up, and another moving down. I usually use marquees to annoy the hell out of people, anyway.

	02-07-2004 15:08									#18
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I see it. BTW Where are other submissions?

	02-07-2004 17:03									#19
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Why Spore Launchers can be just a good as Mindworms.

Many gaians may think of spore launchers as a fairly useless pet. This is simply not so, while you may not be able to put up a highly effective beware of the mindworm sign, there is a certain novelty factor associated with owning your very own spore launcher.

Aside from the obvious and common use of teaching it to launch tennis balls there are an variety of other uses. Such as firework launcher, water fountain and jungle gym for the kids for the large ones.

Spore launchers can be active players in recreational sports. It's a little know fact that once taught the right techniques they have been know to be excellent waterpolo players and also cricket or baseball pitchers.

The average Gaian family cannot unestimate the value of a spore launcher as part of the family. It still provides all the mental benefits of an owning a mindworm such as calmer kids and xenobrew once the pet has died. While it cannot effectively attack and burrow into the usual home intruder, they make for gentler pets ideal for families with small children.

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	02-07-2004 18:03									#20
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Funny one, but you are CMN. This is Gaian Newspaper so -you have your own. This will be exception however.

	02-07-2004 18:06									#21
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Oh I felt I owed you an article because you pointed out the picture problem I didn't realise I was having. Also because of the teasing I was doing last night.

	02-07-2004 19:41									#22
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Basically if you want two columns and you make a table with only one row, and two cells in that row. Inside the cell you can do whatever you want, for example you could use < hr > to get the horrizontal bar to separate different articals, or you can even insert a table into a cell.

Kody's code needs to be cleaned.

[EDIT] I'm considering this post not a spam post. Please let me know if this one is also considered one of the infamous snowflake spam and I will be happy to edit this out also.

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	02-07-2004 19:46									#23
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Here's what I meant in the last post. I did not bother to move articles around since you are going to have more submissions and will decide their placement later.

Mutiny aboard UNS Unity! You all know what transpired aboard UNS Unity. After a disastrous attempt of insurgents led by Security Officer Santiago to seize a colony pod for themsellves, chaos has erupted on ship. With the danger of crashing in Planet, and Captain Garland mortally wounded, ship's crew divided into several factions, seizing colony pods for themselves. We gathered around Officer's Deidre's excellent vision of human future on this alien planet. From now one, we are to be know as Gaians, and our faction as Gaian Union. Our sensors have recorded atmospheric entry of 6 other pods, which means that we shall probably have company on Planet. We intend to show that Green is the only correct choice. First Senate meeting! Newly formed Gaian Senate has after a lengthly debate accepted this foundations for Gaian Constitution. Foudation of Constitution are this three Supreme Gaian Laws: First Law: Humanity may not injure Planet or, through inaction, allow Planet to come to harm. Second Law: Humanity must obey orders given it by Planet except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Third Law: Humanity must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. After a vote, this constitution has been accepted with votes of 512 pro and 18 against. Senator Garreth, main spokesman of the group that voted against, complained that other factions might not kindly view on Constitution based on such principles. Since there are no indications of other factions surviving, that argument fell on deaf ears. Senate voting has shown that majority of Gaians agree with the principles senator Hydro so accurately formulated. The rest of Constitution guarantees basic rights for each Gaian, including liberty, freedom of speech, equality like in UN charter. It also guarantees rights of each native lifeform, including so far sighted xenofungus, and all other possible sentient and nonsentinet lifeforms, which probably makes it unique in history. Senator Obstructor, proposed an official Gaian Oath of Loyalty, which would symbolise loyalty of each citizen to Gaian principles. Senate accepted it uniformly with 519 votes (one of the senators went to bathroom while the proposals was voted for). After accepting it, all senators have immediately sworn the Oath. In the course of next two months, each Gaian is required to swear the Oath in Gaian Central Hallroom, thus officialy becoming a full member of Gaians. Senator Obstructor also proposed that Oath is resworn in official and special occasions. It is expected that this proposal will also be accepted in tommorow’s Senate session. Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees after some shocking revelation have been made. Apparently Kody was planning, with an outsider named WIA, to take films of Gaian women running naked through the trees and sell them to entity called "Morgan" (link between Nwabudike Morgan who appeared shortly before Unity's demise and this name is not confirmed). Also, there were also preparations to sell footages of Gaian men running naked through the trees to entity called 'Sparta' (link to Santiago and her insurgents has not been confirmed). What this entities are, is not familiar, but it was recorded that 'Morgans are always ready to pay good price for such material', while 'Spartans like this kind of material since they spend life among other men'. There was also talk of 'Angels could add popup adds to footage'. Kody was questioned, but he hasn't revealed anything about this cryptic messages. Whole thing was exposed when a passerby heard conversation between two of them.

Literary section: Be sure to read this bestsellers: Unity Rovers for Begginers Scouting unknown teritories made simple How to raise a Talent Colonising new Planet for Dummies All you need to know about this world 101 thing about xenofungus How to survive in wilderness Who is who in Gaian faction They have been rated from 90 - 100 percent by the all critics! Enjoy reading them and learn something usefull about survival! Method disrupts Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications After the recent communication chaos, Method was found guilty for intentionally disrupting communications, planting 1337 stuff around the Department for Real Time Communications and behaving irrationally. "This was a clear act of disrupting the teamwork", said Director of Chief Gaian Department for Real Time Communications Laurentius, "and we shall not tolerate this any longer." This is empty for now

[EDIT] I'm considering this post not a spam post. Please let me know if this one is also considered one of the infamous snowflake spam and I will be happy to edit this out also.

Last edited by Snowflake on 02-08-2004 at 19:00

	02-07-2004 19:56									#24
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Ok, OK H2, I will learn. Lauri will submit sth this evening

	03-07-2004 09:49									#25
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Just a thought - we'll want to add underlines to our 'bestseller' list for grammatical correctness. (And don't worry, I'll be pointout little things like that for a long time to come. )

And, I may or may not have an article here soon. /me is just waiting for inspiration to strike...

	03-07-2004 13:29									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Octavian X And don't worry, I'll be pointout little things like that for a long time to come.

perfect.

	03-07-2004 23:29									#27
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Mutiny aboard UNS Unity!

You all know what transpired aboard UNS Unity. After a disastrous attempt of insurgents led by Security Officer Santiago to seize a colony pod for themsellves, chaos has erupted on ship. With the danger of crashing in Planet, and Captain Garland mortally wounded, ship's crew divided into several factions, seizing colony pods for themselves. We gathered around Officer's Deirdre's excellent vision of human future on this alien planet. From now one, we are to be know as Gaians, and our faction as Gaian Union. Our sensors have recorded atmospheric entry of 6 other pods, which means that we shall probably have company on Planet. We intend to show that Green is the only correct choice.


First Council meeting!

Newly formed Council of Lords has after a lengthly debate accepted this foundations for Gaian Constitution. Foudation of Constitution are this three Supreme Gaian Laws:

First Law: Humanity may not injure Planet or, through inaction, allow Planet to come to harm.

Second Law: Humanity must obey orders given it by Planet except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

Third Law: Humanity must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

After a vote, this constitution has been accepted with votes of 512 pro and 18 against. Lord Garreth, main spokesman of the group that voted against, complained that other factions might not kindly view on Constitution based on such principles. Since there are no indications of other factions surviving, that argument fell on deaf ears. Council voting has shown that majority of Gaians agree with the principles Lord Hydro so accurately formulated. The rest of Constitution guarantees basic rights for each Gaian, including liberty, freedom of speech, equality like in UN charter. It also guarantees rights of each native lifeform, including so far sighted xenofungus, and all other possible sentient and nonsentinet lifeforms, which probably makes it unique in history.

Lord Obstructor, proposed an official Gaian Oath of Loyalty, which would symbolise loyalty of each citizen to Gaian principles. Council accepted it uniformly with 519 votes (one of the Lords went to bathroom while the proposals was voted for). After accepting it, all Lords have immediately sworn the Oath. In the course of next two months, each Gaian is required to swear the Oath in Gaian Central Hallroom, thus officialy becoming a full member of Gaians. Lord Obstructor also proposed that Oath is resworn in official and special occasions. It is expected that this proposal will also be accepted in tommorow’s Council session.



Method disrupts Department for Real Time Communications

After the recent communication chaos, Method was found guilty for intentionally disrupting communications, planting 1337 stuff around the Department for Real Time Communications and behaving irrationally. "This was a clear act of disrupting the teamwork, democracy and native life", said Lady Deirdre later, "and we shall not tolerate this any longer."


Senior Nudist Kody forbidden to run naked through the trees

Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees after some shocking revelation have been made. Apparently Kody was planning, with an outsider named WIA, to take films of Gaian women running naked through the trees and sell them to entity called "Morgan" (link between Nwabudike Morgan who appeared shortly before Unity's demise and this name is not confirmed). Also, there were also preparations to sell footages of Gaian men running naked through the trees to entity called 'Sparta' (link to Santiago and her insurgents has not been confirmed). What this entities are, is not familiar, but it was recorded that 'Morgans are always ready to pay good price for such material', while 'Spartans like this kind of material since they spend life among other men and have such tendencies'. There was also talk of 'Angels could add popup adds to footage'. Kody was questioned, but he hasn't revealed anything about this cryptic messages.
Whole thing was exposed when a passerby heard conversation between two of them. Claims that Kody is not actually a Gaian have not yet been confirmed.

Why Spore Launchers can be just a good as Mindworms.

Many gaians may think of spore launchers as a fairly useless pet. This is simply not so, while you may not be able to put up a highly effective beware of the mindworm sign, there is a certain novelty factor associated with owning your very own spore launcher.

Aside from the obvious and common use of teaching it to launch tennis balls there are an variety of other uses. Such as firework launcher, water fountain and jungle gym for the kids for the large ones.

Spore launchers can be active players in recreational sports. It's a little know fact that once taught the right techniques they have been know to be excellent waterpolo players and also cricket or baseball pitchers.

The average Gaian family cannot unestimate the value of a spore launcher as part of the family. It still provides all the mental benefits of an owning a mindworm such as calmer kids and xenobrew once the pet has died. While it cannot effectively attack and burrow into the usual home intruder, they make for gentler pets ideal for families with small children.

Literary section:

Be sure to read this bestsellers:

Unity Rovers for Begginers

Scouting unknown teritories made simple

How to raise a Talent

Colonising new Planet for Dummies

All you need to know about this world

101 thing about xenofungus

How to survive in wilderness

Who is who in Gaian faction

Job positions:

If you are not afraid working all alone in unknown teritory with potential to be attacked by vicious mind burrowing creatures that will immobilise you by creating horrible images in your mind and then implant their larvae into your still conscious brain, then report to GAIA headquarters.

Visit Tulip Apartments, 126 meters above ground on Garland Pillar! Best conditions for living in whole Gaian Union ( it is not recommended for people afraid of heights ).

Spore launcher lost. Name: Sparky. Distinctive traits: loves to launch spores at people and terraforming improvements.

Do you believe you can read minds? Are you convinced you can influence emotional states of another? Visit Empath Guild and find it out for sure.

Today, at White Pine Pillar, visit opening ceremony of the Templar Order of Muir

Warning: do not attempt to explore Unity Pods without adequate equipment!

Long night over?

After continuous state of disorganisation and lack of interest in matters vital of faction that lasts from Planetfall, Lady Deirdre was forced to use her powers and intervene, rearranging crucial points. Since grand elections of 2102 failed, many Gaians have become concerned with the fact that many still see plebscitary democracy as a sole foundation for society. As our faction has started its expansion from starting base to other ones, it was neccesary to diversify branches of government. Elections of 2102. were intended to be tool of this change, but since they failed for lack of interest, Lady Deirdre saw no other option than to manually rearrange society, appointing officials by her self. This is believed to be a temporary measure, since new elections shall be made in mission year 2106. No civil liberities have been suspended, and successful election results were acknowledged in this change. Historians claim that Long night, period lasting from Planetfall, is now nearing its end. Populations is neutral, or supportive for this intervention.

Lord Hydro returns!

Many Gaians wonder what happened to well known Lord Hydro. It turned out that Lord Hydro accompanied Scout Patrol on it's first voyage into unknown. Unknown to majority, while studying local hydrological phenomenons, Hydro tripped and fell down the hill. He was presumed missing for more than 20 months, until he returned on his own to base. It seems that he managed to survive with his breathing mask and with two-month supplies for all that time, filtering Planet water, and eating various xenofungus parts. He was hospitalised immediately upon his return, as his body condition showed significant loss of mass and cronical exaustion. However it is believed that Gaian Union shall gain much when he recovers, including possible map information, details on native life, and fungus receipts as well. It is also rumoured that Hydro is one of few Gaians who have heard "Planetsong" .

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	04-07-2004 08:28									#28
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Gaian Union annouces adoption of organic nervestaplers

In a continuing movement to save the environment of our adpoted home, a motion recently adopted by the Gaian Council of Lords now requires that, rather than wasteful and polluting standard nervestappling technology, all police forces will be required to use 'organic nervestaplers.'

"It's really a neat technology," says one shopkeeper who sells the weapons happy fun time playthings. "Regular nervestaplers use chemicals that wreak havoc on the natural environment. Our organic ones use the best of natural xenoworm husks and xenofungus to produce the best, non-polluting nervestaplers in the business!"

Reports that these so-called 'organic nervestaplers' are actually regular ones painted green remain to be investigated.


View from another corner

Lord Obstructor has asked today in Council of Lords why is our police being equipped with nervestaplers, when our social system cleary forbidds use of nervestapling equipment. Police department claims even if they cannot use nervestaplers for nervestapling, they can use them as something to beat protesters with. Council of Lords is still embezelled with this issue.

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	06-07-2004 21:24									#29
	Final version Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Last edited by Illuminatus on 12-07-2004 at 17:53

In this issue: *Mutiny aboard UNS Unity *First Council meeting *Long night over? *Lord Hydro returns *Gaian Union announces adoption of organic nervestaplers *Senior Nudist Kody forbidden to run naked through the trees *Why Spore Launchers can be just a good as Mindworms. *Today on Green TV! *Literary section: *Job positions *Breakthrough in food production *Lord Obsrian quits all positions, Lord Illuminatus replaces him *Scandal in Voice of Planet! *Hagar the Gaian Mutiny aboard UNS Unity! You all know what transpired aboard UNS Unity. After a disastrous attempt of insurgents led by Security Officer Santiago to seize a colony pod for themselves, chaos has erupted on ship. With the danger of crashing in Planet, and Captain Garland mortally wounded, ship's crew divided into several factions, seizing colony pods for themselves. We gathered around Officer's Deirdre's excellent vision of human future on this alien planet. From now one, we are to be know as Gaians, and our faction as Gaian Union. Our sensors have recorded atmospheric entry of 6 other pods, which means that we shall probably have company on Planet. We intend to show that Green is the only correct choice. First Council meeting! Newly formed Council of Lords has after a lengthy debate accepted this foundations for Gaian Constitution. Foudation of Constitution are this three Supreme Gaian Laws: First Law: Humanity may not injure Planet or, through inaction, allow Planet to come to harm. Second Law: Humanity must obey orders given it by Planet except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. Third Law: Humanity must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. After a vote, this constitution has been accepted with votes of 512 pro and 18 against. Lord Garreth, main spokesman of the group that voted against, complained that other factions might not kindly view on Constitution based on such principles. Since there are no indications of other factions surviving expect data on pod entries, that argument fell on deaf ears. Council voting has shown that majority of Gaians agree with the principles Lord Hydro so accurately formulated. The rest of Constitution guarantees basic rights for each Gaian, including liberty, freedom of speech, equality, just like in UN charter. It also guarantees rights of each native lifeform, including so far sighted xenofungus, and all other possible sentient and nonsentient lifeforms, which probably makes it unique in history. Lord Obstructor, proposed an official Gaian Oath of Loyalty, which would symbolise loyalty of each citizen to Gaian principles. Council accepted it unilateraly with 519 votes (one of the Lords went to bathroom while the proposals was voted for). After accepting it, all Lords have immediately sworn the Oath. In the course of next two months, each Gaian has sworn the Oath in Gaian Central Hallroom, thus officialy becoming a full member of Gaians. Lord Obstructor also proposed that Oath is resworn in official and special occasions. This proposal was accepted in Council session next day. Long night over? After continuous state of disorganisation and lack of interest in matters vital of faction that lasts from Planetfall, Lady Deirdre was forced to use her powers and intervene, rearranging crucial points. Since grand elections of 2102 failed, many Gaians have become concerned with the fact that many still see plebiscitary democracy as a sole foundation for society. As our faction has started its expansion from starting base to other ones, it was necessary to diversify branches of government. Elections of 2102. were intended to be tool of this change, but since they failed for lack of interest, Lady Deirdre saw no other option than to manually rearrange society, appointing officials by her self. This is believed to be a temporary measure, since new elections shall be made in mission year 2106. No civil liberities have been suspended, and successful election results were acknowledged in this change. Historians claim that Long night, period lasting from Planetfall, is now nearing its end. Populations is neutral, or supportive for this intervention. Lord Hydro returns! Many Gaians wonder what happened to well known Lord Hydro. It turned out that Lord Hydro accompanied Scout Patrol on it's first voyage into unknown. Unknown to majority, while studying local hydrological phenomenons, Hydro tripped and fell down the hill. He was presumed missing for more than 20 months, until he returned on his own to base. It seems that he managed to survive with his breathing mask and with two-month supplies for all that time, filtering Planet water, and eating various xenofungus parts. He was hospitalised immediately upon his return, as his body condition showed significant loss of mass and exaustion. However it is believed that Gaian Union shall gain much when he recovers, including possible map information, details on native life, and fungus receipts as well. It is also rumoured that Hydro is one of few Gaians who have heard "Planetsong" . Breakthrough in food production Today Gaian researcher Ouro_827 unveild a new technique for processing the strange fungus-like growth of Planet that has been labeled xenofungus. The new technique, relatively easy to implement, results in a high nutrient dish that is 'not bad' in taste, and much more edible than any other dish with origins in the xenofungus has been! Not suprisingly, the Gaian government bought the right to the process, and is now implementing it, to great effect, taking the strain of the forests, farms, and hydroponics in general. The company that employs Ouro has begun developing more advanced techniques for fungus processing, such as flavoring it. Preliminary experiments have yielded, we are told, things like a honeydew sluree, apple-fungus pancakes, and other such things. Senior Nudist Kody forbidden to run naked through the trees Senior Nudist Kody has been forbidden to run naked through the trees after some shocking revelation have been made. Apparently Kody was planning, with an outsider named WIA, to take films of Gaian women running naked through the trees and sell them to entity called "Morgan" (link between Nwabudike Morgan who appeared shortly before Unity's demise and this name is not confirmed). Also, there were also preparations to sell footages of Gaian men running naked through the trees to entity called 'Sparta' (link to Santiago and her insurgents has not been confirmed). What this entities are, is not familiar, but it was recorded that 'Morgans are always ready to pay good price for such material', while 'Spartans like this kind of material since they spend life among other men and have such tendencies'. There was also talk of 'Angels could add popup adds to footage'. Kody was questioned, but he hasn't revealed anything about this cryptic messages. Whole thing was exposed when a passer-by heard conversation between two of them. Claims that Kody is not actually a Gaian have not yet been confirmed.	Why Spore Launchers can be just a good as Mindworms Many Gaians may think of spore launchers as a fairly useless pet. This is simply not so, while you may not be able to put up a highly effective beware of the mindworm sign, there is a certain novelty factor associated with owning your very own spore launcher. Aside from the obvious and common use of teaching it to launch tennis balls there are an variety of other uses. Such as firework launcher, water fountain and jungle gym for the kids for the large ones. Spore launchers can be active players in recreational sports. It's a little know fact that once taught the right techniques they have been know to be excellent waterpolo players and also cricket or baseball pitchers. The average Gaian family cannot unestimate the value of a spore launcher as part of the family. It still provides all the mental benefits of an owning a mindworm such as calmer kids and xenobrew once the pet has died. While it cannot effectively attack and burrow into the usual home intruder, they make for gentler pets ideal for families with small children. Today on Green TV! Watch popular shows, like Good morning Gaia!, Green News and Who wants to be an ecologist. Movies this week: Forest Gump (drama), UNS Unity (catastrophe/love story), and first part of the soon to be legendary triology: Lord of the Trees: Fellowship of the Tree. As always, most popular series are still on, like Ecology and the City, West Woods, 24 Pines, X-Bushes and Forestwatch! Literary section: Be sure to read this bestsellers: Unity Rovers for Begginers Scouting unknown teritories made simple How to raise a Talent Colonising new Planet for Dummies All you need to know about this world 101 thing about xenofungus How to survive in wilderness Who is who in Gaian faction Job positions: If you are not afraid working all alone in unknown teritory with potential to be attacked by vicious mind burrowing creatures that will immobilise you by creating horrible images in your mind and then implant their larvae into your still conscious brain, then report to GAIA headquarters. Visit Tulip Apartments, 126 meters above ground on Garland Pillar! Best conditions for living in whole Gaian Union ( it is not recommended for people afraid of heights ). Spore launcher lost. Name: Sparky. Distinctive traits: loves to launch spores at people and terraforming improvements. Do you believe you can read minds? Are you convinced you can influence emotional states of another? Visit Empath Guild and find it out for sure. Today, at White Pine Pillar, visit opening ceremony of the Templar Order of Muir Warning: do not attempt to explore Unity Pods without adequate equipment! Lord Obsrian quits all positions, Lord Illuminatus replaces him After still unexplained turn of events, Lord Obsrian (known also as Obstructor) has quited all positions within the government (detailed information can be seen in Gaian Times #2) and has not been seen since that. Lady Deirdre intervened by replacing him with Lord Illuminatus, seeing that faction suddenly started to slide towards chaos again. Lord Illuminatus is not very known among colonists, and every attempt to recover some information about his background fails. It appears that GAIA classified all details about him as Top Secret. Also, he takes a shadowly appearance in public, refraining from any unneccesary talk. Elections scheduled for 2106, were delayed due to departure of Lord Obsrian, causing a constitutional crisis. Due to work of newly appointed Lord Administrator Illuminatus, elections are right now underway. Elections of 2107. are prognosed to show democratic health of Gaian Union. Scandal in Voice of Planet! Investigation led by newly appointed Lord Illuminatus has determined that a finalised issue of Voice of the Planet is waiting for three years to be published! It seems that most of that staff grew too enthusiastic about dancing naked through the trees, and forgotten about the newspaper completely. Asking his comments, Lord Illuminatus just muttered some words like "punish the responsible" and "brood pit". The issue has been updated and published. Gaian Union announces adoption of organic nervestaplers In a continuing movement to save the environment of our adpoted home, a motion recently adopted by the Gaian Council of Lords now requires that, rather than wasteful and polluting standard nervestappling technology, all police forces will be required to use 'organic nervestaplers.' "It's really a neat technology," says one shopkeeper who sells the weapons happy fun time playthings. "Regular nervestaplers use chemicals that wreak havoc on the natural environment. Our organic ones use the best of natural xenoworm husks and xenofungus to produce the best, non-polluting nervestaplers in the business!" Reports that these so-called 'organic nervestaplers' are actually regular ones painted green remain to be investigated. View from another corner Lord Chaos has asked today in Council of Lords why is our police being equipped with nervestaplers, when our social system cleary forbidds use of nervestapling equipment. Police department claims even if they cannot use nervestaplers for nervestapling, they can use them as something to beat protesters with. Council of Lords is still embezelled with this issue. No native lifeforms have been harmed in making of this newspaper. No Earth plants or animals have been harmed in making of this newspaper, although one flower was stepped on by a member of the staff, but is expected that it will recover soon. No Gaian life has been harmed, mostly due to fact that staff is still running naked through the trees and has not yet met the punishment for not publishing this newspaper on time. In next issue read: Gardening tips for fungus, report of Templar order of Muir, story about Empath Guild, and exclusive report on first capture of native lifeforms ever. 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