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Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999 time: 22:31
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Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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asleepathewheel
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listening too long to one song
Mar 2002 time: 00:31
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quote: Originally posted by Ned
Marcia Clark wrote a book discussing the trial. I haven't read it, but it might be interesting from the point of view of learning about Cochrane's tricks. |
Now that's a great source!
I would argue that it would be unethical for JC not to fight as zealously for OJ as he did. As a defense attorney you take as many liberties as the judge and prosecutor will allow, that's just part of the game. A weak judge and prosecutor, as were in this case, are going to be trampled by an excellent defense attorney every time.
Maybe some of his tactics were distasteful, but if it was my head on the line, you bet your ass I would want someone like him defending me to the end.
Don't blame the playa, blame the game.
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asleepathewheel
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listening too long to one song
Mar 2002 time: 00:31
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Does killing witnesses and/or bribing them count? Sure, Cochran didn't do anything illegal, but I'd say what he did was unethical.
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I missed where Cochrane killed a witness and bribed a witness. Link please.
Also please point out where he has acted unethically. I don't know, maybe he has, maybe he hasn't, but I haven't seen any links to evidence herein that would indicate malfeasance.
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asleepathewheel
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listening too long to one song
Mar 2002 time: 00:31
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
He is only unethical if he believed in the guilt of oj and went on with the case anyway. |
No, that is not unethical. Otherwise, you would have very few defense attorneys.
The job of a defense attorney is to zealously represent the interests of his client, even if you think he is guilty. If the client wants to go to trial, then you fight as hard as you can for him, as that is your job. You have to assume that the prosecutor will do his job and the judge his, and that the correct result will be reached. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.
Personally, I've taken things to trial where I knew my client was guilty (its rare for me to ask, actually) and won them. I've also lost trials where I genuinely thought my client was innocent completely, or partially.
Different people rationalize this differently. I personally view trials as 1) proceeding as my client wishes 2) trial experience for me, a 26 year old attorney and 3) the system I'm currently in is quite awful, so I like to **** with the prosecutor and cops as much as possible, my wife doesn't mind the occassional long hours. And sometimes even if the guy/girl is guilty, there are gross procedural errors on the states' part, such as warrantless entries, illegal stops, and general harrasssment of minorities and lower ses individuals that make me fight for not just my client but for all the cops involved interact with in the future.
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