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Capt Dizle
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Thank you. That was irritating.
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Zkribbler
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Los Angeles, CA, USA
Feb 1999
time: 21:31
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In memorium, my favorite attorney joke:
Three guys are waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. St Peter says to the first one: "What did you do in life?"
"Are you kidding?? I was the Pope!"
"Oh certainly, Your Holiness. I didn't recognize you at first. Come right this way, we have your room ready." And St. Peter takes him to a little one-room apartment with cheap posters thumbtacked to the wall, plastic flowers in a chipped vase, a hot plate to cook with.
"This will be fine," says the Pope.
St. Peter says to the second. "What did you do in life?"
"I was a lawyer," he replies.
"Oh certainly. Come right this way counsel, we have your room ready." And St. Peter takes him to a magnificient mansion, with swimming pools, tennis courts, riding stables, priceless works of art on the walls.
"This will be fine," says the lawyer.
The third man says to St. Peter, "What's going on?? The Pope gets a run-down one-room apartment and a lawyer gets a wonderful mansion??"
"It's supply and demand," says St. Peter. "We have all kinds of popes running around here, but that's only the second lawyer to have ever made it."
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