19-06-2005 23:54									#1
	Oi women are teh confusing. 'Poly women mind translating for me? Suffering from ads?

She insists we're just friends. Why does she call out of nowhere to talk about nothing? Why does she cuddle with me in my bed after work? She even waited almost 2 hours after she got off just to give me a ride home last night, and stayed out an hour longer than usual. She usually gets home by 1 at the latest, last night she stayed until almost 2:30.

Not that I mind, Im just confused. This is not normal friend stuff, is it?

	19-06-2005 23:56									#2
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**** was Barrow that far removed from human civilization?

Of course it's not normal friend stuff.

	19-06-2005 23:56									#3
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that's women friends for you. Sounds like the type who needs little abusive bastard to slap around her face, and then.. she calls you. And after that... she goes back to be buggered by the same types.

Dump her. Now.

The bed cuddling seems kind of.. it throws this around the map though. So not sure. But dump her anyway.. better stay cool and calm and sure..

	19-06-2005 23:56									#4
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She slept in your bed and nothing happened at all?

Maybe she's expecting you to make a move?

	19-06-2005 23:57									#5
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Wait, you come asking these question IN APOLYTON?

	19-06-2005 23:57									#6
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Slap her buttocks first.

	19-06-2005 23:59									#7
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quote: Originally posted by GePap Wait, you come asking these question IN APOLYTON?

read the thread title again, man.

quote: She slept in your bed and nothing happened at all? Maybe she's expecting you to make a move?

No. Ive tried a few times to make a move, she shoots me down every time. And she says nothing about it.

	20-06-2005 00:02									#8
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"just friends" = **** off

	20-06-2005 00:02									#9
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You've tried wine?

	20-06-2005 00:04									#10
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Ask her what she means by a friend. Tell her where you come from friends don't sleep in each other's beds.

	20-06-2005 00:04									#11
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Stop seeing her Space. She's using you. She's not your friend. If she wants to be more, she'll come around. Otherwise, you don't need the headaches.

	20-06-2005 00:05									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us read the thread title again, man.

You mean the 5 or 6 around?

	20-06-2005 00:06									#13
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi Stop seeing her Space. She's using you. She's not your friend. If she wants to be more, she'll come around. Otherwise, you don't need the headaches.

Its not a headache. I've already started checking over the stock to see what else I have to choose from. In the mean time I dont mind comforting her for whatever reason she needs it.

	20-06-2005 00:06									#14
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quote: Originally posted by GePap You mean the 5 or 6 around?

Yes.

	20-06-2005 00:11									#15
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They'll just tell you that "you need to be sensitive to her needs if you're a true friend, and what's wrong with that anyway? "

Also, that "she slept in your bed as a friend but you let her, and how did that come about anyway?"

Hey, not many women here but we can try to fill in.

	20-06-2005 00:22									#16
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Take your erect penis out of your pants when she's not looking and delicately prod her behind with it.

She'll either stop being your friend or will instantly submit to the power of your ****. Either way, situation resolved.

	20-06-2005 00:25									#17
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It she's really a he, that could be bad.

Space, are you absolutely sure of the gender?

	20-06-2005 00:27									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer It she's really a he, that could be bad. Space, are you absolutely sure of the gender?

I havent felt anything, but you cant hide the one eyed snake in pants as tight as she wears from time to time. (even if its wee-small)

	20-06-2005 00:28									#19
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Maybe you should ask her.

Then ask her if she's a lesbian.

	20-06-2005 00:28									#20
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The coast is clear for my suggestion then.

	20-06-2005 00:29									#21
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maybe she is expecting to be drunk?

JM

	20-06-2005 00:30									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer Maybe you should ask her.

quote: Then ask her if she's a lesbian.

It was one of the first things I asked her when she said she just wanted to be friends. She used to be bi.

	20-06-2005 00:31									#23
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Take your erect penis out of your pants when she's not looking and delicately prod her behind with it. She'll either stop being your friend or will instantly submit to the power of your ****. Either way, situation resolved.

Or you could be more subtle and cuddle, then pretend to fall asleep and then let the flag go to full staff.

	20-06-2005 00:32									#24
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I like KHs suggestion

she is just looking for a real man



JM

	20-06-2005 00:33									#25
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"maybe she is expecting to be drunk?"

That's what I thought JM, a bit of wine to set the mood...

"She used to be bi."

That would confuse anyone. Maybe she's looking for real meaning, which imo is good. However then she shouldn't be teasing you by climbing in the sack.

	20-06-2005 00:35									#26
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Where are the Poly ladies anyway? You guys know they are going to come into this thread and rip us to sheds right? I can't wait.

	20-06-2005 05:53									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Timexwatch She slept in your bed and nothing happened at all?

	20-06-2005 06:59									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Space05us She insists we're just friends. Why does she call out of nowhere to talk about nothing? Why does she cuddle with me in my bed after work? She even waited almost 2 hours after she got off just to give me a ride home last night, and stayed out an hour longer than usual. She usually gets home by 1 at the latest, last night she stayed until almost 2:30. Not that I mind, Im just confused. This is not normal friend stuff, is it?

Of course it is *not* normal friend stuff.

Start testing the waters. Say wrap your arms around her waist the first opportunity you get. Go ahead and take charge.

	20-06-2005 07:02									#29
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start making moves when you are in bed together after you are 'asleep'

see what happens...

jM

	20-06-2005 07:07									#30
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Hang out with her and at the right time just kiss her. Come on man this isn't that hard. Most people stop fumbling around after 17 or so. We'll give you a little leeway since you were living with the polar bears on the north slope of Alaska next to the artic ocean but not much.