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JMarks
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formerly known as the artist
Mar 2000
time: 05:14
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Surely, the respectable Ottoman Empire isn't trying to force her ally, Italy, into a devestating war, particularly when she had already declared nuetrality to the whole affair? And after France betrays you, snubs her nose at you, says 'get lost you loosers, you're too far behind to be of any assisntance to me'. And after French troops militiously spits goey wads of paper en mass at CEU forces, how can you condemn Germany and Britian? Please, for the sake of world peace and harmony in Europe, retract your condemnation!
---Address to Abdul Sun Tzu I
From the Minister of Foriegn Relations of the Central European Union-Andrexenois Angelos
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JMarks
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formerly known as the artist
Mar 2000
time: 05:14
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What? Does this mean you have an arsenal of spitwads you are planning on using? I should have known! What with that treefull expanse in Siberia and all those peasants with more than enough mucus, you must have an unerving stockpile of spitwads ready to reck havoc against all Europe! Please, for the sake of humanity, destroy these hideous weapons least poor civilians be exposed to such horrors! Please, I beg you, sign the Non-Spitwad Treaty, International (NSTI). Think of the children!
Oh, by the way, back down, you don't want war. Or is this you? 
Either way, don't worry, England and the CEU have well coordinated navies.   
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hardjoy
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Odense, Denmark
May 2001
time: 06:14
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Russian bombardment of southern France!
In a surprising maneuvre, russian battleships bombarded rebellious french forces at Montpellier and Marseilles. Unfortunately, the rebels seem to have fortified themselves heavily on the southern front, and the russian invasion was apparently unsuccessful.
Analysts puzzled
Rumours has it that president Pointcaré has fled to exile in Moscow, and asked for russian navy to take action. Others say, he was struck dead from a heart attack, to find out that his former friends had betrayed him. It seems his fragile government has finally collapsed before the threat of the anglo-german invasion. Same rumours say that Poincaré, while living an ascetically simple life on the surface, has aquired vast possessions and wealth, from the sales of french government assets. These treasuries has, we are told, been transferred to russian banks. "We have not yet seen these funds", says the minister of finance in a brief comment. "But we do expect to see the french gold to arrive in a matter of months."
Russia stays
"We will not abandon the alliance," said prime minister Nicholas in a speech after the surprising attack on france. "but will work inside it, try and persuade our allies to see better ways of obtaining peace in Europe" These events puzzle political analysts, after the harsh statements from the cabinet, upon the events, in which russian allies invaded france. Now russia joins the front, it seems, against the pitiful crumbles of former president Poincaré's proud nation.
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