26-02-2002 23:36									#1
	Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

Scene.. tiny coffee shop in the heart of Apolyton.

The winds blows across the street where the once great APOLYTON COFFEE SHOP STOOD.

BW: that's it..this place has gone to hell in a handbag..I need some excitment, I need some thrill. DAMN I NEED TEQUILA.

She stands by the door and reads the posted sign

Closed DUE TO LACK OF EXCITING POSTERS.

BW: what this can't be possible. I remember the days of MAO...of 5 headed dragons beating posters with bats, drunken commies blowing up everything...liquor fights.. NO I MUST DO THIS..OR WE SHALL ALL DIE..
DIE OF NON SPAMDOM!!!!!


FIRST WE NEED A BARTENDER..A GOOD ONE

Then we need some action.....WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THIS CRUSADE TO BRING THE COFFEE SHOP BACK TO LIFE???

Oh and no damn poetry, i want guts, naked butts and dancing sluts





Wait scratch that last one...
WILL SOMEONE TEQUILA ME

	26-02-2002 23:41									#2
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*waits for dancing sluts with naked butts to appear*

*wonders what happened to Mao*

	26-02-2002 23:43									#3
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BW: Hey cold you know how to make a MEXICAN MARTINI?????

*hangs her head* I don't know where MAo is we must preserve his memory.....WAHHHHHHHH

I got something in my eye

	26-02-2002 23:47									#4
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nope, i'm a lousy barkeep. where are shadowstrike and milop (whatever it is he changed his name to)? they're good

i think now that Mao's a deity, he doesn't have any time for us mortals anymore

	26-02-2002 23:52									#5
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grabs CW by his collar

BW: MORTAL??? I AM NOT MORTAL...I AM.....*sigh* I 'm A FREAKING SPIDER>>>AHHHHHHHH ..Oh well I guess I'll fetch myself a drink..what do you want????

Hey I got a 5 doillar bill with your name on it if you show me your butt!!!

takes a seat and sips her alcoholic beverage. You know aws long as there are boring people that aren't willing to have fun..we shall never see the coffee shop again..
I got it.

BW posted a sign on the door

FREE BEER

Last edited by Blackwidow24 on 27-02-2002 at 00:01

	27-02-2002 00:04									#6
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

a mortal spider


i'll have an orange soda please


$5? nah... but i'll give you $5 if you show me yours

	27-02-2002 00:11									#7
	Got spare money?

::happens by, pops in for a moment:: Awww...c'mon CW...you know seein' her butt's worth more than five bucks...

-=Vel=-

	27-02-2002 00:16									#8
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BW, i'll show you mine for free muahahahaha

	27-02-2002 00:29									#9
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Slides CW an Orange soda

BW; i have no idea what is floating in there but I didn't do it....

Looks at Kaak and grins seductivly.....BW: OH REALLY?

KAAK: Yesssssss...really..

BW: Your on...show me your BOOTY...BOOB!!

CW: OHHH COME ON NOW...
VEL: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF.....oooops...I mean that is gross man


Kaak:*pulls his pants down ever so slowly and seductively. as the hairs on is arse get caught on the fabric of his pants he lets out a god awful yell.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BW: CW& VEL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





Kaak: JERKS

	27-02-2002 00:31									#10
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BW:

-=Vel=-

	27-02-2002 00:39									#11
	TTTTIIIAAAAMMMMMAAATTT Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I can't stand this any longer, if something doesn't happen soon I am gonna, go CRAZY and kill every single last one of you bastards in here. DANCE FOR ME MONKEY BOYS!!

	27-02-2002 00:42									#12
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<- does a monkey dance.

yea baby you know you like it!!

	27-02-2002 00:45									#13
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Did you just call me baby??
DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABY??????

BW: snatches Soma by the leg and swings him around the shop

VEL & CW are jumping around like monkeys while the flying monkey theme song from wizard of oz plays.

Kaak: still picking his butt hair off the lining of his pants doesn't seem to notice the commotion.

SOMA: I DIDN'T MEAN BABY..I MEANT...YEA SAY...you know you like it. YEAH THAT'S THE TICKET.....

	27-02-2002 00:49									#14
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**Tia pops in picking a salty sea man from her teeth**

Dang! Can't a girl even eat lunch?? You bellowed little one??!??

**tia looks around** Humph! Well if this is the best we can do then I suppose it will have to work. Since I'm licensed to serve alchohol I guess the unenviable duty of bar tender falls to me.

Since this is to be my bar **tia pulls out baseball bat** there will be and I repeat will be much monkey business here! If not the a$$ whooping will comence.

**tia makes blackwidow two shots and slides them down the bar to her**

All right...........who will be next **tia swings bat around getting ready**

	27-02-2002 00:50									#15
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*stops capering for a minute*

*creates small icy patch under Vel's feet*

*resumes monkey dance *

	27-02-2002 00:52									#16
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**looks at Cw's dance**

Shake your whammy fanny for me.......OOOOoooooo baby you are going to have to do better then that!

	27-02-2002 00:53									#17
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AHHHHHH...
BW:Thanks your the best..now I wanna talk some smack..
you know what I heard about KAAK?? And then he was like and I was like WHATEVER..THANK GOD THAT AIN'T YOUR BABYS DADDY!!!

Give me a Mexican MArtini on the rocks with an olive on the side and margarita salt!!!

*smacks CW on his butt as he monkey dances by*

	27-02-2002 00:59									#18
	Got spare money?

*considers possible danger of entering shop inhabited by five-headed dragon, dangewrous man-eating spider, an archmage, and a guy who sounds like some kind of fish-eating dinosaur...*

*checks handle*

*enters *

Jellyade please

	27-02-2002 01:05									#19
	Suffering from ads?

Just got my monthly paycheck, ready to blow it away in one evening.

a Vodkas for me.

A free drink for everyone in the house.

And a $500 tip for BW if she'll give us a striptease.

	27-02-2002 01:09									#20
	BW Begins her dance of disorientation Full PM-box? Change here!

DUM DA DA DUM DA DA.Tia puts the sleaziest records she can find what sounds like 70s porno flicks

BW begins with her patton leather boots....

ZIIIIIPP...ZIIIPPPP

The smell hits the crowd instantly

VEL: DURRRR *drool*
CW: AHHHHHKKKKKK
Kaak: GOSH DARN THIS COTTON POLY BLEND
IW: SLAMS DRINK * sniffs air..yet finds the smell rather lovely

SM: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....Here's 1000.00 put your boots back on

	27-02-2002 01:14									#21
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

*gets out handy garlic bomb*

*lobs at podium*

Much better

	27-02-2002 01:16									#22
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My shop rules!

	27-02-2002 01:19									#23
	Got spare money?

one orange soda, please

	27-02-2002 01:20									#24
	Got spare money?

i was wondering how long it'd take for Venom to show. took longer than i expected

	27-02-2002 01:25									#25
	Tired of ads?

BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE..

MY VENOM..MY VENOM....

Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..

	27-02-2002 01:35									#26
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*covers the floor with a thick layer of ice*

	27-02-2002 01:36									#27
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so what's the drinking age here? i mean, here's my fake id, i mean, my authentic id. Gimme a guinness. and pour it right damn it! it better not be one of those new cans

	27-02-2002 01:38									#28
	HTOWER Enter the AD-FREE zone

There's some good new and bad news.

The good news is that you look nothing like your fake ID\

The bad news is because it's fake your Guiness will be mostly HED!!!

NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!

	27-02-2002 01:44									#29
	Re: HTOWER Enter the AD-FREE zone

quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!

Yes maam

	27-02-2002 01:48									#30
	Re: Re: HTOWER Suffering from ads?

quote: Originally posted by H Tower Yes maam

sissy


*throws BW's boots out the window*