28-02-2002 02:48									#91
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quote: Originally posted by Kaak **Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**

*hastily removes the a_kaak disguise, sits quietly in the corner*

	28-02-2002 03:02									#92
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** rips and tears off hogties** I also forgot to mention that I"m a witch as well so your puny little mortal ties have no hold on me!!

**Flames Kaak for the hogties**

You should have used silk it's more befitting my stature!

Leaves Kassi to live another day......

** removes cover from baseball bat to expose a witches staff**

Illina butsamanti drafago poofdaaaaaa!!


**turns Lonestar into a minature penis**

Come on Coldwizzard let's see what you've got!! Help a girl out here!!

	28-02-2002 03:04									#93
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**melts**

	28-02-2002 03:05									#94
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**meniacle laugh** MMMUUUUWWWHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

	28-02-2002 03:11									#95
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Leaves Kassi to live another day......

I'd better disappear before my luck or Tia's mercy, whichever comes first, runs out...

	28-02-2002 03:24									#96
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*polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*

	28-02-2002 03:59									#97
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard *polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*

Wohooo! Thanks! Why did I not invent this myself?

*wields Almighty Slayer of Firebreathing Beasts, his magical sword*

Ok, let's do some dragon-bashing shall we?

*summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*

	28-02-2002 04:34									#98
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**there is a mysterious noise where kaak once stood, and the steaming pile of ooz asks CW for a little help***

	28-02-2002 04:56									#99
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Your spell is ineffective...as the freshmen already refer to me as "That little d ick!".

	28-02-2002 05:17									#100
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Doh!

*steps in, pissed off and still hung over from yesterday (and the day before yesterday)*

I guess you don't serve Koskenkorva here? well, I wouldn't even be able to look at it anyway, so I'll join the pretty boys and take a totally queer glass of ice tea

	28-02-2002 05:18									#101
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Arrgh, this drink has gone flat!!
*Pours the rest of the drink onto a talking pile of ooz near him*

Barkeep, another bourbon and coke thanks.

*Picks up a napkin, and begins folding it into a miniature 5-headed dragon*

	28-02-2002 05:23									#102
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"Now who the hell is the total idjit who just poured his drink down my collar?"

	28-02-2002 05:44									#103
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*Turns around, noticing that his drink hit Ade, rather than the talking pile of ooz on the ground*

Ooops, sorry.
Here, have this 5-headed dragon shaped napkin

*Turns back around, continues drinking his bourbon and coke that just arrived*

	28-02-2002 05:44									#104
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*scoops the pile of ooze formerly known as kaak into a bucket*

hey kaak, i challenge you to a Civ2 duel, any settings

kaak: shut up, i got no hands

yea! i win by default! go default!

*transforms the ooze back into kaak, but the bucket is now stuck on kaak's foot*

guess i should've used a bigger bucket...

	28-02-2002 08:05									#105
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*waves arm at BW* can i have another drink now? gimme a whiskey this time, and leave me the bottle.

	28-02-2002 08:22									#106
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Ultimate Lonestar™ wakes up from stupor.


"Hey guys, did you....crap! I missed Enterprise!!!!!"


::runs out:::

	28-02-2002 08:26									#107
	Tired of ads?

apperently no one is left here right now

*hops bar and grabs the bottle, takes a swig directly*

	28-02-2002 19:02									#108
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Kaak: So my love..do you want a back m assaggggeeeeee?

BW: NO YOU PERV!!!

Kaak: :I promise to be goodddddd my loveeeee

BW:
Kaak:
BW
Kaak:
BW: SMACK ..POW..BANG

*Kaak lays passed out on the floor with a big grin on his face*

BW* grabs lawyer*

LOOKIE HERE YOU SUIT AND TIE...I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND LOWER MY EXPRESSIVE CAPS FOR NO ONE...NOT YOU..NOT YOUR MOMMA!!!! SO BUG OFF TIGHT WAD!!!

Gives Tiamat the look
YOu know what to do Girl!!

	02-03-2002 00:06									#109
	Suffering from ads?

HELLO....hello...hello ..the silence echos along the Coffee Shop walls.

Where in the hell is everyone??

I am cold and scared


This is it..i know it the holocaust..the end of Apolyton as we know it...i don't wanna go out there..

*BW runs around the shop screaming and pulling at her hair*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

	02-03-2002 00:13									#110
	Got spare money?

quote: Originally posted by kassiopeia *summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*

*One of the foot soldiers, actually a disguised old Roman allied to the Dragon, slip up behind the Knight, slips a fish knife through the shoulder jiont of the armor, catchers the sword as it is dropped and runs out the door*

	02-03-2002 01:25									#111
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* enters cofffeeshop with an empty yet dirty cup of coffee *

Erm... is this where I get fresh coffee?

our coffee machine at school broke down

	02-03-2002 01:28									#112
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*belch* excuse me

	02-03-2002 01:30									#113
	Put an end to popups!

*goes into the bathroom and with his pocket knife drawn*



[carve]

Steve wuz here...

[carve/]


hehehe.....


*wets paper towels and throws them at cieling*

	02-03-2002 01:38									#114
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Ultimate Lonestar™ runs in.

"Hey y'all, does this place have a jukebox?"

:: puts on some Bluegrass music::

Oh yeah, we're cooking now.

	02-03-2002 01:44									#115
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Ever heard of a drink called Rocket fuel. I swear by it, so strong you could level an elephant with it.

I'll have skimmed milk latte please.


Trivia, when was the first jukebox first installed in the US?

Closest guess gets a fine pair of mahogany sideburns.

	02-03-2002 06:18									#116
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I want some coffee vodka... or something.

	02-03-2002 06:29									#117
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*dunks footsoldier's arm into boiling lead*

*sleeps in barrel*

	02-03-2002 06:34									#118
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lemme have a triple shot of bacardi 151, i need it!!!!!!!1

	02-03-2002 07:26									#119
	Suffering from ads?

330ml of cherryade STAT!

	02-03-2002 08:57									#120
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Cherryade? Bah! Drink Lemonade! A Real Man's Drink!