27-02-2002 09:28									#61
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*notices massive upsurge in demand for mysteriously large sig*

"Anything to keep the people happy"

*Aman whips out huge sig, hits HTower in the head with it*

"Yea... ummmm are you ok? Sorry."

	27-02-2002 09:41									#62
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*sniffs the air*

where'd that sudden stench come from?

*sniffs some more*

smells like dingos and 'roos....

	27-02-2002 11:01									#63
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard *sniffs the air* where'd that sudden stench come from? *sniffs some more* smells like dingos and 'roos....

i'm not sure, but it was either you or Alphaman

	27-02-2002 11:11									#64
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nah, its burns, that foul stench follows him around like a loyal dog


*throws a snowball at H*

	27-02-2002 11:12									#65
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*Noticing the Land of Oz being dishonoured, Aman summons killer Koalas, Emus, Dingos and Kangaroos to attack the infidels*

*the pack of deadly, but cute animals pounce on HT and CW and lick them with their hairy tongues*

"Muahahahahaa"

*Aman returns to the balcony to finish his latte*

*mutters something about "weirdos" to himself*

	27-02-2002 11:25									#66
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*CW's snowball falls at his feet, (he must have a very weak arm)*



aww, how cute, animals.

bartender! Do you know how to make Kangaroo stew?

	27-02-2002 11:39									#67
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Who spilt beer in my ashtray!?

	27-02-2002 12:15									#68
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*Orders a bowl of kangaroo soup*

Mmmmm, Red Kangaroo flavour!! My favourite!!

	27-02-2002 12:28									#69
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can i get some kangaroo with angel hair pasta please? A nice marinera would be perfect!

*kaak thinks*

Okay, fine give me a glass of your best merlot to go with that.

	27-02-2002 12:56									#70
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Aman puts up several posters in the shop reading:

==================
KANGAROO MEAT

Top 10 Reasons why Aussies dont eat it and feed it only to their dogs... and only if they hate their dogs... and want to kill it... slowly.
==================

*Walks away laughing at the ignorant foreigners who like to stereotype things without knowing anything about it*


ehehehehe

several patrons suddenly turn funny colours.

	27-02-2002 18:18									#71
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE.. MY VENOM..MY VENOM.... Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..

Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!!

	27-02-2002 19:05									#72
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Stupid Aussies and their stupid wildlife

	27-02-2002 19:28									#73
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Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!! Venom Whimpers as he pulls his undies from his crack bite.

BW: Turns around in suprise....
"what?? areyou just reacting to that wedgie I gave you YESTERDAY???" WEIRDO!!!!

BW: look at this place I have been gone for a few hours and I come back and there are kangaroo cakes everywhere..someone is trying to feed you coffee....HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT....we got hairy @$$ patrons shedding all over the place....ALPHAMAN..This isn't freaking CAPTIAN KANGAROO...get those damn animals outta here before I GET REALLY MAD

BW: KAAK stop touching your butt crack and rubbing it in CW's FACE

Kaak: OOOOKKKKKKK

CW: NO NO why???I WAS ENJOYING THAT

	27-02-2002 20:16									#75
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quote: *sniffs the air* where'd that sudden stench come from? *sniffs some more* smells like dingos and 'roos....

Oooooppps sorry that would be me **sheepish grin** I went wandering last night and strayed from my usual fair for dinner.

faded ~ You thought that was beer in your ashtray? **even bigger sheepish grin** I'm so sorry.......I just couldn't make it to the bathroom

Ok......who wants what today.......**gets baseball bat ready**

As a side note this bar will not condone the killing of fuzzy animals so no Kangaroo!! But if you want to mutilate peole or aliens or mutants that's fine by me

	27-02-2002 20:19									#76
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**Tia's stomach begins to rumble**

Clear off everyone I feel a big one coming.........TAKE COVER!!!!

	28-02-2002 00:01									#77
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*wakes up from nap*

what's that noise? earthquake?

	28-02-2002 00:06									#78
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Looks around the deserted shop....


YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!! You are boring stupid and smelly!!!

TIIIAAAAAAAA......Tequila me....I am bored and very sore.....

*looks around and notices all eyes on her after that comment*

BW: I got into a car wreck SHEEEEESSSHHH...Perverts

	28-02-2002 01:33									#79
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One very large Tequilla coming up!

**pours a triple tequilla for BW**

**tia fans herself**

Ahhhhhhh the stars are out today!

	28-02-2002 01:39									#80
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Ultimate Lonestar™ andOld Roc The Good Ag™ come in after a hard's day work T-Sip and Bear fighting.

Ultimate Lonestar™ : Barkeep! Pint of Guiness please.

Old Roc The Good Ag™: Pansy. Bring me some Jim Beam Bourbon. Leave the bottle.

The two Heros sit down at their table, and begin to boast of the beat downs they delievered today.

	28-02-2002 01:52									#81
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*Lawyer walks in*

I hereby serve a writ on you, Blackwidow, by order of the league of Apolytoners to reduce the AMOUNT OF CAPITALISATION in your POSTS. It can be VERY UNNERVING for the more shy and nervous POSTERS ON APOLYTON.

Thanks

And a cherryade please

	28-02-2002 01:58									#82
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**spits in Lonestar's Guiness**

Here ya' go sweetie.............KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!!

**Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**

**throws up hands**

Sorry boys.......I refuse to serve an Aggie in my bar!

**bends over and aims a slient but deadly one in their general direction**

And that's just the begining!!

** takes several deep breaths and prepars to flame the whole bar**

	28-02-2002 02:00									#83
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slides provost his cherryade

	28-02-2002 02:00									#84
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **spits in Lonestar's Guiness** Here ya' go sweetie.............KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!! **Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**

Ultimate Lonestar™ forgot?

I'll take a Bottled Guiness, un-opened please. Or I'll use my Corona Grenades to torch the place. Or make it drunker. I'm new aty this superhero stuff.

	28-02-2002 02:21									#85
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**slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar**

MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!!

Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon??

Did I mention pissed off????!??

**looks around for metal baseball bat**

I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!!

	28-02-2002 02:25									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar** MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!! Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon?? Did I mention pissed off????!?? **looks around for metal baseball bat** I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!!

Ultimate Lonestar™ does not fear dragons. Now off with you, before I beat you to death with my Lacrosse Stick of Doom™.

	28-02-2002 02:30									#87
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BW, so sorry to hear about the wreck, if you want to step into the office with me, i could give you nice back massage to losen you up a bit

	28-02-2002 02:38									#88
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*looks at hussling mob*

Anyone care to serve me an ice tea, please?

	28-02-2002 02:40									#89
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**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**

Here ya go. That will be 512$ please. Sorry, but you understand, inflation and all...

	28-02-2002 02:45									#90
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512 dollars? You must mean Argentinian dollars? Wait, they have pesos. Anyways, dollars of The Nameless Central American Banana Republic?

*digs two euros 50 cents from pocket*

There, keep the change.

*looks at Tia, tearing flame-proof cables in pieces*

Looks like the ice on my tea won't be in solid form much longer.