27-02-2002 01:50									#31
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Ohhhhh! More BW, MORE! LOL....just back from lunch, and you know, there's NOTHING like a little 70's porn music and a teasing dance to umm....yeah....that..

-=Vel=-

	27-02-2002 01:51									#32
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*begins to kick and destroy the love machine in the corner*


COLDFISH!? ILL COLD FISH YOU DAMNIT!!!!!

	27-02-2002 01:59									#33
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Haddock?

	27-02-2002 02:03									#34
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Just as I was crawling back in, some boots come out of the darkness and clobber me in the head.

AAAAAAAAOOOWWW!! The smell!! the SMELL!!

Stays conscious just long enough to order a triple milk with extra cream, and asking if there are any jobs going before passing out under a small camel

	27-02-2002 02:09									#35
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Serves Soma his triple milk......**picks up Slefbiased work boots** **laughs** Yup....that smell gets them every time!

	27-02-2002 02:24									#36
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hey Tia! leech girl transfered to another dorm! Isn't that wonderful?!?!

[/threadjack]

	27-02-2002 02:36									#37
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Lemme have a double vodka....and keep 'em coming!

	27-02-2002 02:48									#38
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**slides david a double vodka**

**Momentary threadjack** Awesome Tia does dance of joy for Orange!! I know you are so excited!!

**back to coffee shop mode**

**takes out bat to smack Orange for threadjacking** Nope......sorry just can't smack my little schmoooooopie

	27-02-2002 02:54									#39
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*slams double vodka*

Keep 'em coming!

*tips Tia very generously*

	27-02-2002 02:56									#40
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Well I can!

* takes bat from tia and get's ready to smack orange *

	27-02-2002 03:04									#41
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*walks in*

*remembers all the times when got warped on both chronological and dimensional axis, not to mention the time the Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster experiment went horribly long, and not to forget all the times got smacked by Tiamat*



See ya later.

*walks (or at least feebly attempts to) out)

	27-02-2002 03:22									#42
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OOOOOOOohhhhhhhhh no you don't!! **pulls kassiopeia back into the coffee shop**

You can't go I haven't gotten to smack anyone today besides.....Blackwidow is gone home and I need a womans touch to fix this place up.

**Tia takes deep breath** PPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
E

**Tia inadvertantly flames coffe shop patrons** OOOppps sorry

Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??

	27-02-2002 03:59									#43
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **takes out bat to smack Orange for threadjacking** Nope......sorry just can't smack my little schmoooooopie

	27-02-2002 04:02									#44
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*wipes ash from face*

All right Tiamat, this 431st time... Bring it on!

*gulp*

	27-02-2002 04:10									#45
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No no no.......Truce I proimise I won't smack or fry you

**Tia crosses claws behind her back**

	27-02-2002 04:18									#46
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quote: Originally posted by ColdWizard sissy *throws BW's boots out the window*

its what i wanted anyways

*throws CW out window after boots*

	27-02-2002 04:23									#47
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Kaak: Thank god i finally got those hairs out. I can't believe i forgot to shave my a$$ today...

HEY! what are y'all whispering about over there?

**starts his monkey dance**

~/o Doo ba Dee doo ba daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o/~

**hits CWs icepatch and slides head first into the bar**
******CrAsH*******
%$@#%$@#%^$@#

*kaak, whimpering: can someone get me an appolejuice please?

	27-02-2002 04:27									#48
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So what else do you serve Tia?

*smacks kaak for no good reason*

	27-02-2002 04:33									#49
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*gets up, tells H thanks and buys him a beer*

*h gladly takes the beer, starts drinking*

*kaak picks up a large Trout and smacks H with it*

	27-02-2002 05:01									#50
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**As I semi-consciously move for the door, I realise the smell has gone**

Fantastic! Beer me someone! Beer me twice with a whiskey top.

In fact to hell with it. I'm buying. Everyone have a drink on me, and find me some Absynth! Everyone who isn't at this present moment holding a fish!

**resumes monkey dance, but refrains from calling anyone 'babe'**

	27-02-2002 05:05									#51
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Hey Tia, can you rustle me up a cherryade surprise?

	27-02-2002 05:08									#52
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Here's a cherryade, PH

The surprise is.........There is no surprise. HARHARHARHAR

	27-02-2002 05:15									#53
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quote: Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??

Kapisch

But I can still smack orange tough, right?

	27-02-2002 08:32									#54
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*wanders back inside*

*throws H Tower's guinness out the window, and replaces it with bud light*


*dons a_kaak disguise, so that it appears there are two kaak's in the shop*

	27-02-2002 08:47									#55
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

*Notices a new coffee shop, decides to enter*

*Sees two Kaaks in the shop. Kicks both just to be sure*

I'll have a bourbon and coke please.
*Leaves large tip for Tia*

	27-02-2002 08:48									#56
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*Looks at my homework*

I'd like something to put me out of my misery...

	27-02-2002 08:52									#57
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Woah! Two kaaks! This must be pretty good beer. Hey wait! This is a bud light! Yuck! Bartender! Gimme some water, its more filling

	27-02-2002 09:05									#58
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*walks into bar*
"ouch!"
*apologises for lack of taste*
"Can I get a glass of vanilla pudding please?"

	27-02-2002 09:14									#59
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*Aman enters "Coffee" shop expecing to sip a trendy latte & mix with celebs.*

*notices "Coffee" shop actually is a bar & strip club with sleazy patrons and crappy drinks*

*Checks to see if his hair-do is still looking cool*

"Allright you kids, lets move along. This is a coffee shop not a peep show."

*Takes out espresso machine, makes cup of coffee, and decides to sit on the balcony, enjoying the view*

*mutters comments about "Damn underage perverts"*

	27-02-2002 09:24									#60
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*sees alphaman removed list of DL's from name*
hmm, you must be trying to fit in again, and since your here...

*shakes can of beer and pops the top in A man's direction*

Damn old people