04-03-2002 13:37									#121
	Tired of ads?

*sees that the shop is empty*

i hereby take over this abandoned hut in order to use it for my magical research!

*places "Closed" sign on door*

	04-03-2002 14:26									#122
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*sees sign*

*posts anyway*

*walks off*

	04-03-2002 18:36									#123
	Fans herself Suffering from ads?

I NEED SOME ICE>> I AM SOOOO HOTTTTTTTT

*looks around..notices that no one is paying attention*

BW: OH hell...grabs a handful of ice and stuffs it down her shirt.

AHHHHHHH that is much better....

*I bet you wanna know why I am so HHHOOOOTTTTT*

TOOOOO BAD

Now what can i get you to drink??????

	04-03-2002 18:53									#124
	Tired of ads?

I might try something different...
How about a bourbon and coke?? Yeah, bourbon and coke please.


Say, why is there steam rising from your chest BW??

	04-03-2002 18:59									#125
	Tired of ads?

Throws together a Bourboun and coke mostly Bourbon...and chucks it at Skanky..

Skanky: the steams seems so invigorating

BW: Oh yeah that...well I can't take a cold shower like you men!! So This is my next option.....AHHHHhhhhahhhhhahh

	04-03-2002 20:51									#126
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i knew i should've put a padlock on the door


*reduces temperature in the shop to -60F*



*mumbles incoherently*

	04-03-2002 21:04									#127
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*glares at CW*

BW: You dolt you can't lock me out of my own shop...
*smacks CW on the butt*
Now do the monkey dance monkey boy..I'm a bit hot and on edge......GGgrgrgggrggggrggrrrrrrr and you don't want to **** with a BLACKWIDOW IN HEAT!!!

You're liable to LOSE YOUR HEAD!!!!! MMWUUHAHAHAHAHAAH

	04-03-2002 21:08									#128
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

*casts cone of cold on BW*


*teleports to an on-topic forum*

	04-03-2002 21:09									#129
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*brushes hail stone off of shoulder*

BW: Stupid little man..I can not be affected by your spells or abilities@magic the gathering@ Hee hee

	04-03-2002 21:12									#130
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**walks in eating some chocolate cake**

**tsk tsk** CW when will you ever learn? Who wanted a burbon and coke at this time of the morning?? YUCCCKKKK!!

**hops up and over the bar........pulls out glassses and baseball bat** Well Blackie looks like it's time to get ready for the day.

**zaps CW into a toad in a box in the corner** There that should keep him out of my hairs for a while.

Oh and yes........I know the answer to the $64,000 question as to why blackwidow is so hot today.........but a Dragon Princess never reveals her secrets

	04-03-2002 21:14									#131
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You set her on fire didn't you?

	04-03-2002 21:15									#132
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Well despite what you think TIA I really think it's Menopause.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH What's your theory?

	04-03-2002 21:16									#133
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH You set her on fire didn't you?

ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME MIKE????


ACTUALLY, if you met me in person you would probably run...run far far away!!!

	04-03-2002 21:20									#134
	Suffering from ads?

I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.

	04-03-2002 21:21									#135
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH I'm too lazy to run. I'd probably just squirt you with the fire extinguisher.

Squirt me with the fire extinguisher??? OH I GET IT!!! GrrrRRrrRRrrRrr BABY..GrrrrrRRRrr

	04-03-2002 21:22									#136
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HEY!! Hey hey now......there will be no squirting in my bar unless I can join in the fun!

**tia pulls out her supersoaker**

**squirts mike until soaked**

	04-03-2002 21:22									#137
	Inflate your Upload Space

*wanders back in*

i scoff in the general direction of magic the gathering

*makes scoff-like noises*

*wanders back out*

	04-03-2002 21:30									#138
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*grabs CW by the collar before he makes it out of the door*

BW: What did you say to me LITTLE MAN??
CW: GULP..Uhhhh... Magic the Gathering is uuggghhh nerdy??
BW: WRONG
CW
*blackwidow takes CW and put him over her knee....*
BW: Prepare for the a$$ whoopin of your life

	04-03-2002 21:32									#139
	Put an end to popups!

I just meant that I would use the fire extinguisher to put your flames out... urgh... there's no way to say it that doesn't make it sound like an innuendo.

And now to top it all off I'm all wet too.

	04-03-2002 21:34									#140
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH I just meant that I would use the fire extinguisher to put your flames out... urgh... there's no way to say it that doesn't make it sound like an innuendo. And now to top it all off I'm all wet too.

WOW Thanks Mike I needed that!!

	04-03-2002 21:39									#141
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My pleasure.

	04-03-2002 21:50									#142
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Oh by the way...

I DO like your hat!!

	04-03-2002 21:54									#143
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This bar sucks. Ultimate Lonestar™ and Ole Roc the Good Ag™ are going down to the Chicken to drink some gin.


Ole Roc the Good Ag™: Screw you, Hippies!

	04-03-2002 21:56									#144
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The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..get this loser outta my joint!!!

Last edited by Blackwidow24 on 04-03-2002 at 22:07

	04-03-2002 21:58									#145
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 Oh by the way... I DO like your hat!!

Loud Medicine stole it from Giancarlo's old avatar and edited it onto this picture for me. Apparently it makes me look like some guy called Barney from the Andy Griffith show ( must be an American thing that didn't get exported) or like a member of the Village People.

That's really cool though right?

	04-03-2002 22:01									#146
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 The bar doesn't suck..YOU DO ..Tia..giet this loser outta my joint!!!

Maybe I'll just dance right in front of the entrance, thus remaining outside your ball while scaring off customers. Waddya think of that?


:: Starts dancing::

	04-03-2002 22:02									#147
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Make him do the Truffle Shuffle!

	04-03-2002 22:08									#148
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DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE..

Come on Mike do what you do best and SPANK THAT MONKEY

	04-03-2002 22:11									#149
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Actually, I'm doing the "Electric Slide".

And, ust to scare customers away, I'm going to scream "Scrotum Acne!" at every Passerby.

("Thie Bar gives males Scrotum Acne!")

	04-03-2002 22:12									#150
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I prefer to spank it in private unless I can wear a mask, like I said those animal rights people are pretty fanatical and they could be anywhere.