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Tiamat is offline Tiamat
Apolyton Legend
.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Got spare money?

**Tia breaks formation**

Wiat! WAIT!!!!

**Tia reaches behind bar for her baseball bat**

Ok.......now we can begin!

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Sorekara no Nanimo
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*Mercator realises how stupid his remark was and hopes for the best*
H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:17
  Old Post 06-03-2002 03:30
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quote:
 Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Looks at HTower...

Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.


alright, fine, i'll take one of those too. but then you have to have a praire fire

quote:

starts to tickle Htower underneath his chin

hey that tickles!
quote:

BW: he's a cute baby boy...booboo shhoo shoo moomoo he's so cute..yes he is!!


uh, ok
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Drinks more poisined OJ and prepares for mARSEupial spanking.

*shoots self for aweful pun*
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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Alrightyyyyy rooooo....oh...um sorry Wombat.

Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

**Tia reves up baseball bat**

Who else wants to join in?
H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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quote:
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Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

**Tia reves up baseball bat**

Who else wants to join in?


what exactly are you going to be doing to him? hmmm, if he's considered new...

*slinks towards door*
Mao is offline Mao
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Jun 1999
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*peeks in*

hey...
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quote:
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*peeks in*

hey...


OMG
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Mao's here.

Oh.

Drinks more poisoned OJ

Keels over.
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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quote:
 Originally posted by Mao
*peeks in*

hey...



Hey yourself stranger!! How've you been?? Would you like a drink?
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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AECCP Dark Lord of the Sith
Aug 2000
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Bah. Seeing Mao is nothing to the great 12th Man peek-in of '01
Mao is offline Mao
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12th man peek?
Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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Oct 2000
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quote:
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hey...

Deee eeellll!
Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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quote:
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12th man peek?


Yep. Or perhaps the Cecil Adams "How ya doing?" Post of November '01
Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!
Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Stop yelling.......I"m going I'm going......

braaaaaaiiiiiinss need brains. No sleep.....need cofee

**Tia goes behind bar and opens coffe beans and starts to eat them**

Ahhhh.....ok now what was it you wanted......oh yes.

**picks up bowl for BW**
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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quote:
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SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!




So this place is not really a coffee house -- it's a secret, underground worshipping temple.

ZoboZeWarrior is offline ZoboZeWarrior
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Mar 2001
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Look's like it's a true Coffee Shop here. From Amsterdam !
They are eating more than simple donuts here ...
Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Takes water dish from Tia. and proceeds to walk towards Mao...
trips over MR>FUN's Big feet and spills water all over MAO.

MAO: YOU HAVE MADE THIS DIETY VERY ANGRY

BW:It wasn't me..he tripped me
MAO: SILENCE YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
BW:BUT...BUT..BUT

MAO: *poof* Mao disappers and transforms BW from w Beautiful spider to a hideous girl....

BW: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My Legs..my eight legs...My beautiful hairy body... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME MAO..

Tia you got anything tko fix this??? and yooouuuu

*turns and looks at Mr. FUN*

MF: What? I was just wonder..

BW: GET OUT

MF: but I.....

BW: GET OUT BEFORE I HURT YOU!!!

MF: But I'm sorry

TIA..you better leave or get down on your hands and knees and grovel...
MrFun is offline MrFun
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sniff, sniff

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BW; Ohhhh don't cry..... GEESH..fine I'm sorry for yelling at you..

Tia get him a fresh glass of OJ!

See I'm okay

MRFUN:
BW:
MRFUN:

Okay so the least you can do is clean up this wet mess here...
Venom is offline Venom
Chieftain
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Sep 2000
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I will kill you all!!!!!!!!
Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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BW; Shut up little man..I have problems of my own to worry about right now...Tia have you whipped that spider transformation potion up..i have an urge to hang from that rafter...right..there
Venom is offline Venom
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COME ON THEN!!! COME GET SOME!!!

I'm right here....take swing....
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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Dino shatters Venom's glass jaw before throwing him out.

AND STAY OUT!
Venom is offline Venom
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Sep 2000
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Ooops! You missed!

Here I am, here I am, here I am!
MikeH is offline MikeH
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Ming on rakastajani
May 1999
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They don't seem to like you much.
Venom is offline Venom
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Sep 2000
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Got spare money?

Last time I checked, you didn't either. Neither does anyone else. Oh well, more people for me to kill then! YEAH!!!!
MikeH is offline MikeH
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Oh yeah.
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Ooops! You missed!


....

Dino shoots Venom through his heart and incinerates Venom's remains.

Hopefully that will work this time.

 
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