04-03-2002 22:14									#151
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FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..

Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!

	04-03-2002 22:15									#152
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Dino walks up to the bar. Hears Lonestar shout "Scrotum Acne!" and runs away

	04-03-2002 22:16									#153
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Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!

MikeH ~ I don't think anything could ever quinch her fire! She is after all SAUCY!!

And now for one of my famous Tiamat specials.......a little of this a dash of that and a pinch of..........**POOF.....smoke explodes out of Tia's drink** Aahhhhhhh.....just right!

Ok who wants to be the first to try it??

	04-03-2002 22:17									#154
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COME BACK DINO DOC I am in love with your avatar..i must see more of it

SAUCY TIA... What exactly does that mean..Am I a bad person for being SAUCY!!!!????

	04-03-2002 22:18									#155
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 FINE!! Throws Mike a mask.. Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!

Never saw "Sweet November"....Hold on...

"Don't go in there! They infect you with Scrotum Acne! Not the wussy Acne, either, the really big pimples that you pop but are still there so you keep on trying..."

::Turns back to BW:: I'm sorry, what were you saying?

	04-03-2002 22:19									#156
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Dino hears his true love call to him

I've come back to you, my sweet.

Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.

	04-03-2002 22:19									#157
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Ewwww sounds like you speak from experience Lonestar..you better get that checked!!!

	04-03-2002 22:20									#158
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway! I'll go down there in a little bit,

Ole Roc the Good Ag™ is saving me a spot, until then....

"Scrotum Acne!"

	04-03-2002 22:20									#159
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Dino hears his true love call to him I've come back to you, my sweet. Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.

*BW carresses DD helmet *

BW: My love will you please kick Lonestars A$$..he is really riding my last nerve!!!!

DD: Anything for you sweets..first let me down my drink

	04-03-2002 22:24									#160
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And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....

**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**

There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**

OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!

**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.

	04-03-2002 22:27									#161
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case..... **Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa** There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis** OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!! **tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.

Fortunatly, I was wearing gloves.

::slips hand out::

So, I forget what exactly it was I was protecsting. The fact that They let a T-Sip work here or it's owned by a large, North American poisonous spider.

	04-03-2002 22:27									#162
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**slides sweet sweet alchohol down bar**

	04-03-2002 22:29									#163
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*pulls the gloves that have been superglued to LS Scrotum Off*

LS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BW: OHH geezzz that took off more skin than I thought..OH WELLL you didn't have that much to begin with

	04-03-2002 22:29									#164
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Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.

That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.

	04-03-2002 22:30									#165
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster. That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.

*runs to DD Side*

MY HERO

Okay now how can I repay YOU!!

	04-03-2002 22:32									#166
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*takes breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

"You think I'm licked...well I'm not licked! Not by a large Spider, not by a poser Bounty Hunter who's the genetic source of all stormtroopers, which of course means he sucks!"


::Stumbles away, sobs::

	04-03-2002 22:33									#167
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quote: Originally posted by Blackwidow24 Okay now how can I repay YOU!!

We'll think of something.

	04-03-2002 22:42									#168
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Ohhh i can't wait..

*looks at Lonestar*

BW: well sweetie..It doesn't look like you'll be able to be licked any time soon either..HEE HHE> BOOOOOOOOO..okay that was a bad joke....

Look a little aloe and some ice will tame that pain... oh and here's a couple of pain killers...SHHHHHHHh don't tell anyone where you got em from..I stole em from DF at the Austin Meet.. Hee hee

	04-03-2002 23:13									#169
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now that this place is sufficiently revived, my work here is done

one orange soda with ice please

	04-03-2002 23:28									#170
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*looks over at CW and growls*

BW: I know you are NOT taking credit for reviving this place??
I'm the one who opened the doors. I'm the one who made these decorative silk drapes [from my own BUTT..I'm the one who hired TIA..who is the best Damn bartender on this site...with exception to SS...( sorry Tia)

HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE TURD!!!!

*grabs CW by the back of his pants and gives him a SUPER ATOMIC TRIPILE TWIST RAUNCHY SNAG IN THE CRACK WEDGIE!!!!

	04-03-2002 23:32									#171
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Way to go Blackie!! Now hold him up so I can french fry his little butt!

**Tia takes deep breath** Prepare to fry!

	04-03-2002 23:33									#172
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What would I do without you Tia.

*holds CW up by the back of his PANTIES*

Toast away Dear

	04-03-2002 23:35									#173
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who bumped it off the depths of page 3?

however, since my assistance is unwelcome, i shall depart this pale, cheap, unworthy, and generally just crappy imitation to you and your fellow miscreants. good day.

	04-03-2002 23:41									#174
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Good Day...you TWIT

	04-03-2002 23:51									#176
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Stop flicking your nasty tounge at me..

UCCKKKK Peasants..they are soooo freaky!

	05-03-2002 01:25									#177
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::walks Back in, bow-legged"

"ow." step. "ow." step. "ow." step.

"Ahem, mi-mi-mi. I have gotten a Notice from the Apolyton Department of Health ("We Gladly Accept Bribes!") ordering this festering hole to be closed down. Seems they had some complaints of Bounty hunters, T-Sips, Large Spiders, and Scrotum-Acne."

::looks around::

"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."

	05-03-2002 01:28									#178
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Dance, Lonestar!

Dino starts firing at Lonestar's feet with his for amusement

	05-03-2002 01:32									#179
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	05-03-2002 01:44									#180
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You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.