05-03-2002 02:02									#181
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quote: "I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."

Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**

Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?

	05-03-2002 03:18									#182
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*wanders back in* what's the special today?

	05-03-2002 07:32									#183
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Oh really.......I don't think so! **Tia breaths on the order Lonstar holds in his hand while singing his hand hairs**

Fortunatly, these Notices are on Asbestos Papyrus.

quote: Well that should take care of that! And Lonestar.....all aricraft carriers are to be parked outside the bar not in it! What......were you raised in a barn?

Ponder where I go to school.

	05-03-2002 10:30									#184
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower *wanders back in* what's the special today?

well, at murphy's today it was $2 coronas, and that went down ok, gimme another of those

	05-03-2002 18:38									#185
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Looks at HTower...

Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.

starts to tickle Htower underneath his chin

BW: he's a cute baby boy...booboo shhoo shoo moomoo he's so cute..yes he is!!

	05-03-2002 18:58									#186
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quote: Originally posted by Lonestar You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.

Thats a joke picture of the Canadian airforce


Blackice had like 30 of them he emailed us a year ago...

	05-03-2002 19:02									#187
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Joke Shmoke get that damn thing OUTTA HERE

	05-03-2002 21:50									#188
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Throws Lonestar out of the establishment.

	05-03-2002 21:54									#189
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Once again my dear, you have rescued me from the evilness of LS..

*BW spits on LS face as he flies past her through the window*

What's a dainty woman like me to do..have you thought of your reward DEAR??

	05-03-2002 23:22									#190
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:: flys out of Establishment, lands on Ulysesses Everett McGil after he was thrown outta Woolsworths::

"Sorry McGil"

"No Problem."

::dusts self off, walks back into establishment holding closing order::

::DinoDoc Throws Lonestar back out::

"Damn Bounty HUnters."

	05-03-2002 23:39									#191
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Obligatory "This thread isn't as good as it used to be" post.


This thread isn't as good as it used to be

	06-03-2002 00:02									#192
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There always has to be that ONE STANK A$$ RODENT LOOKING BASTAGE trying to make waves for me.....Tia call an Exterminator..we seem to have a PEST problem

	06-03-2002 00:05									#193
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Shoots the wombat.

M'lady, all I ask from you is a simple kiss.

	06-03-2002 00:06									#194
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Shoots the wombat. M'lady, all I ask from you is a simple kiss.

	06-03-2002 00:17									#195
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A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar...

"An orange juice, please"

	06-03-2002 00:24									#196
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quote: Originally posted by Mercator A handsome young man with multi-coloured hair and trendy designer clothes enters the shop, minding his own business. He sets himself behind the bar... "An orange juice, please"

BW: glares at Mercator

WHO THE HELL LET THIS SQUARE IN

DINOOOOOOOOOOO

	06-03-2002 00:29									#197
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**slides Mercator his OJ**

Smashing hair DAAAaaaaaaaLLLLiiiinnnnnnGG!!

**Tia picks up the phone** Orkin......we have a pest problem!!

	06-03-2002 00:31									#198
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Wombats aren't rodents.

Gimme an OJ too Tia

	06-03-2002 00:34									#199
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No **** Sherlock but you are becoming more and more like one..you sniveling little creep!

*Looks at Mercator and then at IM*

BW: Look only one of yous can stay and I say let the square stay

at least he doesn't smell like old farts and is quite dashing compared to IM who never has nothing nice to say...Tia..Fry him!

	06-03-2002 00:35									#200
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As DinoDoc approaches, Mr. Handsome reaches for his pocket... Or no... He takes off his jacket, revealing the rather slobby T-shirt below... Ah, that explains it, *narrator looks through his files* he's a failed fashion school student.

"Scratch that, do you happen to have any Belgian beer? Eerm, nevermind, a vodka will do. *sigh*"

	06-03-2002 00:35									#201
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You got it Wombat......**slides down another OJ**

Lonestar I have one word for you SMEGHEAD!!

	06-03-2002 00:37									#202
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mmmwaaahaaaaaaaaaaa

What Wombat doesn't know is that I slipped poison into his OJ!

	06-03-2002 00:41									#203
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Drinks OJ

	06-03-2002 00:42									#204
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Still groveling in self-pity, Tiamat's remark finally makes it through to his brain.

"Smashing hair indeed! Thanks! Nevermind the vodka, this orange juice will do just fine."

	06-03-2002 00:45									#205
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BW walks over to MC.... See that rat sitting next to you??

MC: YEAH
BW: Well when he falls over and dies I'll give you 5 bucks to flush him down the toilet..Waddya say???

	06-03-2002 00:51									#206
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Mercator fires his narrator... Hey, what! You bastard.

Tempting, tempting... But I think I'll pass BW... or... *looks at his wallet* OK, if you include a free OJ too you got yourself a deal. And give the rat a vodka!

	06-03-2002 00:54									#207
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*puts arm around MC*
BW: Okay let's get one thing straight BOY..this is my Shop..i make the deals not you..GOT IT

MC Okay

BW: Okay here is the deal..5 bucks, a roll of toilet paper and a free OJ..is that cool??

	06-03-2002 01:14									#208
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Aha, the toilet paper may come in handy there. Sure, thanks!

	06-03-2002 01:21									#209
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Okay, now that we have ourselves a deal


INITIATION TIME!!!!!!!

* Tia dims the coffee shop lights and lights 50 candles similtanious with her 5 heads. A low chanting is heard in the back ground as Tia, BW, DD, CW, Vel, FG and all other older posters line up for the paddle session*

BW: Are you ready to become ONE OF US USus

MC

BW: Let the SPANKINGS COMMENCE!!!!!

	06-03-2002 01:26									#210
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AAAAAAA! *Mercator makes a dash for the exit, but stops short* Wait a minute... Spankings? No problem, I love it.