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Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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*** walks in with two six-paks of Smirnoff Ice and offers a bottle to anyone who wants one after drinking one myself ***

Anyone up for a game of pool?


Howabout Bullsh!t? We need a few other players though...

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What's bullsh!t? I'll join, but only for Smirnoff

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BW: I don't work weekends..if you wanna drink MAKE IT YOURSELF!!!!! I really don't mind..JUST REMEMBER..If I come in on Monday and all of my TEQUILA is gone..THERE WILL BE HEADS ROLLING..

Oh yeah MING..I am looking for a partime weekend bartender if anyone is interested..let me know

But you have to wear the uniform When you are hired I will let you know what UNIFORM THAT SHALL BE.

*pours two shots of Tequila and chugs them* GULP..GULP...*cough GAG*

WHO IN THE HELL WATERED DOWN MY TEQUILA

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Don't look at me, I had the bourbon.

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Uh oh... I guess we DID finish the tequila.

--Gets the hell out of dodge--

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i'll have the water please

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Yeah, I think that's what's in the tequila bottles.

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i know it is, because i drank ALL the tequila last time i snuck in and replaced it with water. in fact, i replaced ALL the booze with water!

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Smirnoff Ice anyone??

*** starts drinking one bottle ***

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*Bw walks in with 5 bottles of tequila in each hand..which make 40 bottle for all of you NOT TOOO SMART POSTERS and locks them in her underground holocaust bomb shelter*

Bw*sHRUGS* WHAT ?!?! THAT WAS HERE WAY BEFORE I WAS HEAD OF THE PLACE!!!

Cleans the puke off of the bar,; pats MF on the back who is STILL asking no one in particular if they want a smirnoff ice, kicks HTower and Mrwhereitsat in the arse for tampering with her precious....precious gold AND throws on the coffee for the morning rush..


OK WHO WANTS WHAT?

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Morning BW!!!

Missed you yesterday!! What's on tap for today? Anything fun?

And, let me see...it's chilly this morning, how 'bout something hot..
coffee and Baileys?...double the Baileys!

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Not paying attention due to fatigue and ANGER BW brews a hot pot of bailey..serve ISHIE a full glass of hot bailey with two tsps of coffee in it...... SO ISHIE what's new..cheer me up girl I seem to be in sour mood..sayyyyyy....you didn't post a picture on the picture threqad..WHY NOT??????

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Don't worry, Hun...Hot Baileys will be ok....Might even start a new trend! LOL

For the picture...I don't have a "good" recent one. :-( But I will put one there, if you really think I should. Do have some film in the camera I need to develop and it is "supposed" to have a couple pics of me on it.

Cheer you up, huh? Well Ishie went to the movies yesterday afternoon and from there to the local hangout...and proceeded to promptly develop a HUGE BUZZ...something she hasn't done in real life in a long time. It was a dang good thing someone else was driving. I not only lost track of the time...but lost count of how many drinks I had too. It was fun. Saw some old friends I hadn't seen in WAY TOO LONG. Met a couple of new ones too. So my Sunday Afternoon was fairly productive in real life.

Came by here when I got home..but it was real slow and I'd already had more than enough Smirnoff Ices..I figured I'd better not hang around...I'd have had to be carried outta here. LOL

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Actually there's a room in the back called the CHEAP DRUNK PASSOUT FOR THE NIGHT ROOM....

You coulda stayed there But I can't imagine this place being ALL TOO EXCITING whitout me Toot toot... Just kidding doll..so what are the latest developments with you and Vel???

BW* continues to wipe the bar off*

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what are the latest developments with you and Vel???




Ishie thinks Vel must have moved on to flirt with someone else. Haven't seen much of him around here or over in the Flirt Thread lately. And I thought I was actually gonna get to go stargazing.

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Oh don't worry dear..Vel is a man and I believe men should be like Kleenexs.

STRONG

SILENT
AND
DISPOSABLE!!

I'll take you stargazing..but if you touch me I will hurt ya!!!!!

So onto the next subject..you wann be weekend bartender??? I need a good reliable..EXCITING..weekend bar hop?? you interested?

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And, yes...it is all to quiet around here without you and Tia...

I was gonna apply for the weekend bartender job...but I don't think I could run the place as well as y'all...so...I'll leave that job for someone else. I'll be in the back ground, though, if ya need me!

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Geez...what are we.... psychic? We were posting the question and answer at the same time...FREAKY!!! Don't know that I'm EXCITING enough to take that job. You two have really big shoes to fill (and I don't mean the size of your feet!)


As to the stargazing...LOL...already told you...I don't go "there"!

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Ohh come one..step up to the plate and TRY!! AT LEAST TRY..you could do it next weekend if you can't handle it ( which I am sure you can) then you don't have to do it!! Beside the uniform itself will drive the men wild.

BW pulls out a black laced patton leather stringed teddy with a tie up girdle and high heel boots...

BW : WHAT DO YOU THINK

IS:
BW: This is one of my personal favorites..Tia couldn't fit into it..but with your cute lil figure it should fit you nicely

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Uhhh...BW....I don't know how to tell you this...but...
I won't fit into "that" either!!

But...thanks for the thought. I'm afraid...there's not much little or cute about this figure. I fall into the "more to love" category.

Better hurry and post that picture, huh? AH..but when I do...the stargazin invites will completely disappear.

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Oh PALEASE..you will look lovely in this.... You are certainly hard on yourslef..I like that in a woman..I too am hard on myself... or is ie I give myself a hard on..HMMMM Well that's not possible now is it???


OH COME ON JUST GIVE IT ONE WEEKEND!!

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what are the latest developments with you and Vel???

BW* continues to wipe the bar off*


"Ishie thinks Vel must have moved on to flirt with someone else. Haven't seen much of him around here or over in the Flirt Thread lately. And I thought I was actually gonna get to go stargazing"


Guess I either scared him away or pissed him off...maybe I flirted too much...

But, damn, it sounded like FUN didn't it?

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Oh PALEASE..you will look lovely in this.... You are certainly hard on yourslef..I like that in a woman..I too am hard on myself... or is ie I give myself a hard on..HMMMM Well that's not possible now is it???


OH COME ON JUST GIVE IT ONE WEEKEND!!




Unfortunately, I am lackin in the self confidence department. But, I'm tryin to work on that. Since I'm so new here, how 'bout I just kinna hang around a while and learn from the "Masters". Perhaps an apprentice...but...I don't wanna be left in charge just yet.

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Begins to think that Ishie has had too much bailey's truth serum...

BW: uhhh let me just refill your glass*snatches cup from IShies hand*

IS: Heeeyyyyyyyyy*hicup* No body loves me*hiccupppp* I am fat and ugly and flirty and stinky and kinky*HICUP..BEEERRRRPPPP*

BW:

IS: NO BODY KNOWS..THE TROUBLE I FEELLLL.. NO BODY KNOWS MY SORROW>>

BW: *quickley mixes up a batch of sober serum and brain strengthener....*

ISHIE: BLAHHHHH BLAHHHH BLAHHHH

BW: Here you go a fresh new cup

ISHIE* HICCUP* Thanks..you are my pall buddy*takes a sip*

And the square root of pie is the equivilent of e=mc2.............


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HOLD ON....Ms Widow!!

Don't get me fired up!! I didn't say all that!!!

Flirty and kinky, maybe....but NOT ugly and stinky!!

B'sides.... I'd be quite a catch...why ya think I started hanging out over here...

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:: pokes head in briefly::

I heard that, BW... And my apologies to the Lady Ishtar and others that I've not been around much in the last couple days....URGH...the whole Ironman driving thing kinna left me wiped out....I guess I'm getting OLD....lol

::sigh:: And why is it that Mondays at work invariably SUCK!? Grrrr...what? They actually want me to DO stuff? That's no fun...lol

(wandering back off to the Monday Morning Grind)
-=Vel=-

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HOLD ON....Ms Widow!!

Don't get me fired up!! I didn't say all that!!!

Flirty and kinky, maybe....but NOT ugly and stinky!!

B'sides.... I'd be quite a catch...why ya think I started hanging out over here...



Aggressive might be a good word to use...to describe me...

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AHHHH I see..now that you are sobered up you deny saying this

quote:
Unfortunately, I am lackin in the self confidence department


AND THIS


quote:
I fall into the "more to love" category.

Better hurry and post that picture, huh? AH..but when I do...the stargazin invites will completely disappear.


HMMMMM

Remind me never to give you bailey's again..it must be a mind eraser as well

AND GOOD MORNING KLEENEX..Oppps *sheepish grin* I MEAN VELLLL.

I wasn't exactly whispering..it must be this damn BILLY IDOL music that makes me so REBELLIOUS!

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:: pokes head in briefly::

-=Vel=-



Hi Ya Mr. Vel. Glad to see you're still around. Was wondering what'd happened to you.

Work? Monday Mornin Grind? Ummmm....me thinks I remember that vaguely.

In fact...BW....is it ok if I take a break from my apprenticeship position for a little while? I need to run out and fax a couple of resumes.

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Geez....BW - better not give me HOT Baileys with only a flavoring of coffee anymore....that stuff causes brain problems!!! Damn it all.

Ok...that was a BW trick...she did that to me on purpose..just to see what kind of fool I'd make of myself.

hummmm BW.... thought we were friends... slip me mind altering intoxicants so early in the morning.... shame on you

 
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