10-03-2002 05:26									#331
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**does double take**

Awwwww Nice!! **takes Queen Pimptress by the ear** No no no.......you can't go in there you're only 16!

	10-03-2002 05:26									#332
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SURPRISED.. THIS IS MY SHOP LIL ONE!!!!!


HAve I seen your mom?? HOW CAN YOU MISS HERE..she's the only 5 headed dragon in the joint.

QUEEN PIMPTRESS

	10-03-2002 05:28									#333
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Yes well.....5 heads or not I'm still the MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS!!

	10-03-2002 05:30									#334
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I beg to differ..I two have a LEGION of 5,000 spider babies...but as for your judgement call on letting her in HERE..Well that was a poor call mydear....

TIA: SHUTUP
BW: MAKE ME
TIA: UP YOURS
BW: AND WHAT
QP: you old people fight to much

TIA&BW: SHUTUP

	10-03-2002 05:31									#335
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**super whine mode**

but MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!

How come Blackwidow can stay and I can't? **sniff**

	10-03-2002 05:34									#336
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I OWN THE JOINT....

BW: takes down plaque on wall and shows QP


QP: You should change the age rule to a heigth rule

you know anyone under 4'10 should not only be considered a midget but not be allowed in here

BW

	10-03-2002 05:36									#337
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you should make the rule that you have to be at least 6 feet tall before you can come in.

	10-03-2002 05:38									#338
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GET YOUR OWN MATERIAL AMAZON WOMAN!!!




BW: Barkeep get your evil spawn something to sip on

	10-03-2002 05:38									#339
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Cat fight!

	10-03-2002 05:42									#340
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A blinding light enters the coffee shop..MING HAS ENTERED..


Ming: have you heard the joke about the dislexic Athiest insomniac who was up on night trying to figure out why christians worship dog???


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The CS roars with laughter ( out of fear)

Catfight..No way I love that girl..SHE'S TIGHT DAWG

	10-03-2002 05:42									#341
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I knew Austin wimmim were loose.


::muses that maybe he should make it to the next Apolyton Austin meet::


::looks down at right arm::

Using the power of Aggieness I command thee arm to re=appear!


*pop!*


There we go.

	10-03-2002 05:43									#342
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**takes Queen Pimptress and sits her in the corner**

**gets her a Dr. Pepper**

**goes back to the bar and proceeds to wipe it down**

Humppphhh.......Queen Pimptress indeed!! What are teenagers coming to these days with the music and the hair and the.......the ......the........

WWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMM!! **HUGE CLASH OF THUNDER**

Oh My God!!!!!!!!! I've turned into my mother!!

Blackie pour me the biggest, strongest drink we've got.

	10-03-2002 05:45									#343
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*bw kicks LS in his balls..which then come outof his mouth and land in his drink*

BW; I am not loose...

*proceeds to mix Tia a large cup of vodka, rum, wild turkey, triple sec, Kalua, Bailey's irish creme and a slice of lemon.

BW: I call this drink SUICIDE... drink it you'll feel better

	10-03-2002 05:48									#344
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BW, we both know that your previous action was unlikely.

Aggies have two steel balls and a platinum rod. Or so my Cadet outfit's Jodie goes.

"I got 8 rows of teeth...9 coats of hair, two steel balls, and a platinum rod...I'm a mean motherscooter...I'm a Dog by God."

	10-03-2002 05:49									#345
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Ahhhhhhh **wipes mouths**

Well....that made me a bit hungry. I think we will pop out for a bite or two. Be back after we eat.

**gets QP and leaves coffee shop**

	10-03-2002 05:55									#346
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I gotta put my 5,000 babies to be..I'll be back later

	10-03-2002 06:03									#347
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MAn I just got done singing 5000 lullabyes.... I NEED A DRINK


WILL SOMEONE TEQUILA ME ALREADY?

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	10-03-2002 07:04									#348
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5000? Damn...give her the whole bottle...she needs it!

	10-03-2002 07:06									#349
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Ok...what'd I miss? I went out for dinner...anything really good happen while I was away??

How 'bout an after dinner drink? Mix me up something special!

	10-03-2002 07:10									#350
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Whoa... First place I've been with more women than man. Even though some have 5 heads or 8 legs... Guess I'll drop by more often...

But for now, can I have a beer please?

	10-03-2002 07:12									#351
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throws h a beer and mixes ishie a SEX ON THE BEACH....

	10-03-2002 07:14									#352
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WOOOHOOOO

I get to have Sex On The Beach!!!

	10-03-2002 07:15									#353
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A what??? Can I trade my beer for one of those?

	10-03-2002 08:07									#354
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**bursts through door**

I'm baaaack!

**watches tumbleweed blow slowly through the establishment**

(sigh) Just my luck. Guess I'm getting drunk all by my lonesome again tonight.

**grabs a bottle of vodka and a shot glass and sits down at the bar**

	10-03-2002 08:30									#355
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**smack Drake for grabbing a glass**

I'm here........I can still pour!

	10-03-2002 08:33									#356
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**wonders why smack took twenty-three minutes to land**

Sorry, Tia. I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. Just desperate for a drink, that's all. Line me up some vodka shots, if you could.

	10-03-2002 08:37									#357
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No problem

**lines up glasses of Vodka**

	10-03-2002 08:42									#358
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**takes shots quickly, one after the other**

Thanks, Tia, I really needed that. Nothing helps me relax like a glass full of toxins. Wait, I didn't mean that literally...

**jumps up and quickly searches for BW**

Oh good, she's not here. I thought I had sealed my own doom there for a second.

	10-03-2002 09:11									#359
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**throws a hefty tip down on the bar**

Thanks for the drink, Tia. Now I'm off for someplace a little more crowded. Have a good night.

** stumbles out of coffee shop**

	10-03-2002 09:49									#360
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::stumbles in::

All the clubs in Collegestation are empty. Why Thursday is the party night there, I'll never know.

So, how about a Brewski? Perhaps a bottle of Dos Equis?