10-03-2002 03:51									#301
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[QUOTE] Originally posted by Blackwidow24
...Vel &Ishie are necking in the corner

Tia...I'm sorry..I was trying to keep them quiet...then Vel...well, Vel came in and I kinna got sidetracked...

BW...where you been girl? Missed you today! Glad you made it.

	10-03-2002 03:59									#302
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AWW ISHIE..that is nice of you to say.... Don't let me bother you....you and Don Juan Have fun


BW: did you see the size of vm' s thingy??

TIA: Yep..it reminds me of Miniature m&ms

BW: Hmmm you're right..that shall be his new nicka=name

I DUB VENOM..VEMINI!!!


TIA: No you really shouldn't

BW: You're right.. I mean even though I am just JOKING..he may feel bad

Okay never mind...TEQUILA ME TIA

	10-03-2002 04:00									#303
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**walking by the "Coffee Shop", Drake hears the commotion and decides to check it out**

I wonder what the hell's going on in there? Sounds like fun...

**Walks in to find a waterfight in progress, a patron missing an arm, and a couple making out in the corner**

This is my kinda place! A gin and tonic please, heavy on the gin.

	10-03-2002 04:01									#304
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BW: throws drake a gin and toxic... he takes asip and gags


Drake;; GIN AND TONIC>>TONIC..NOT TOXIC..

BW: OOOPPPSSSS Sorry

	10-03-2002 04:07									#305
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**comes back out of the kitchen with more ballons**

Move over Blackie......before your done everyone will be poisoned!

**fixes Blackie two special tequila shots**

**remixes Drakes drink with tonic**

Here you go Drake....try this. Say what to you think of my new baseball bat?? Want a closer look??

	10-03-2002 04:12									#306
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That's alright, love, I believe that I can gather what that bat of yours does by looking at poor Lonestar. A glass of poison is about all the pain I want to experience today, if that's all right. I'll just be over at a table, enjoying my drink. Feel free to join me, if you wish.

	10-03-2002 04:15									#307
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BW* waits in anticipation for Drake to take a closer look at Tia's bat...*

BW: You should look at it..IT IS AWESOME!!!!

Hey speaking of AWESOME..i wonder if anyone can make a theme for our new coffee shop...You know the Apolyton Coffee Shop is SOOO DRY...I want to have a new title for each time it opens..and who ever can think of the wittiest theme"motto" for the coffee Shop will have their name acknowledged on the thread title!!

If your interested in picking the theme...pm Me and Tia with your suggestions I wanna keep it private so no one can bite off of your suggestions.. wadda ya think TIA

	10-03-2002 04:19									#308
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten That's alright, love, I believe that I can gather what that bat of yours does by looking at poor Lonestar. A glass of poison is about all the pain I want to experience today, if that's all right. I'll just be over at a table, enjoying my drink. Feel free to join me, if you wish.

I TOLD them to be quiet and Tia rest...they wouldn't listen...now look what happened...

	10-03-2002 04:19									#309
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Sorry to disappoint you, BW, but I don't think I'll be looking at that bat anytime soon. I have a bizarre attachment to my limbs. Something to do with sinews or something...

	10-03-2002 04:21									#310
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Not a bad idea!

Drake........I think I will join you, I'm not still quite over my heads ache

ahhhhhhhhhhhh sunglasses thats much better.

Yes I know you did Ishtar but sometimes men just don't listen! Especially one or two in particular that spring to my mind!

	10-03-2002 04:25									#311
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YOU SUCK DRAKE..\\

Jeopardy Alec eneters the shop

CAN YOU PHRASE THAT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION

BW Drake..do you suck????


DING DING DING

	10-03-2002 04:30									#312
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I've been known to suck on occasion. What I suck and with whom is my business though. Although you might find out if I get drunk enough. Was that answer ambiguous enough for you, BW?

	10-03-2002 04:31									#313
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat Yes I know you did Ishtar but sometimes men just don't listen! Especially one or two in particular that spring to my mind!

Yea...sometimes THEY just don't know what's good for them.

	10-03-2002 04:32									#314
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I AM not BIGUOUS..

JERK

	10-03-2002 04:36									#315
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I am a jerk, I won't deny that. Anyway, what are you drinking, Tia? Since you have decided to grace me with your presence, the least I could do is buy you a drink.

	10-03-2002 04:38									#316
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hmmm...........I will have 5 large green teas please.

Maybe that will help my headache

	10-03-2002 04:41									#317
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*joins Tia at the table with 5 green teas. looks at drake

Tia doesn't pay for her drinks DUUHHH,,and if Self sees you buying her a drink he is GONNA KILL YOU!!!

	10-03-2002 04:42									#318
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That sounds like a good choice. Excuse me, BW, but could you please make 5 large green teas for Tia? I'd suggest preparing them properly this time; any poison in this tea and you might have a five-headed dragon pursuing you with a baseball bat. We don't want that now, do we?

**turns back to Tia**

So, how did you get this horrible headache of yours?

edit: **thanks BW for the prompt service**

	10-03-2002 04:44									#319
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you must be typing with two fingers,,,look at post above..and Tia is my COMPADRE she would never turn on me lest she wants A SPIDER TO CRAWL UP HER ARSE>>>

	10-03-2002 04:48									#320
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My apologies, BW, I didn't mean to offend you. My mind is elsewhere today.

	10-03-2002 04:50									#321
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That is quite alright.. I wasn't angry I am just always IRITATED!!!

Pours shot of Tequila..for herself Drake and Tia...TAKE IT..this is medicine that will definitly make you feel better..CHEERS

	10-03-2002 04:54									#322
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**takes shot, makes a strange face**

Ahh, nothing mixes with a gin and tonic like a shot of tequila. My liver appreciated that one. Can I have another, preferably of the "body" variety?

** braces face for the inevitable slap**

	10-03-2002 04:57									#323
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A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign :

	10-03-2002 04:57									#324
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That is my specialty

( o )u( o ) There's the shot..go for it

	10-03-2002 04:58									#325
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** Drake notices priest as he walks away**

Why is that man always following me? It's the strangest thing...

	10-03-2002 04:59									#326
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign : This Café is an insult to the Christian Moral and should close at once or prepare to pay hell !! Begone Sinners !

Sees the priest and offers him a body shot

( o )U( o )


Oh i forget priest don't like women!!! MRFUN..WHERE ARE YOU

	10-03-2002 05:00									#327
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten ** Drake notices priest as he walks away** Why is that man always following me? It's the strangest thing...

WELLLL TAKE THE SHOT ALREADY IT'S SLIPPING

	10-03-2002 05:01									#328
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior A priest in a black ceremonial robe arrived and put at the door a sign : This Café is an insult to the Christian Moral and should close at once or prepare to pay hell !! Begone Sinners !

Alright, who let the lionfood in????

	10-03-2002 05:02									#329
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**Drake takes body shot**

Ahh, that's more like it. Nothing adds to a stiff drink quite like a lovely bit of "scenery". Thank you very much, BW.

I'd love to stay and chat some more with you lovely ladies, but unfortunately I have a prior engagement that I must attend. This is a lovely place you have here, though, and I'm sure I'll stop by again some time.

**kisses Tia and BW on their hands**

Good night, ladies.

**Drake ambles out of the shop**

	10-03-2002 05:19									#330
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**walks in looks around for Mom**

**Tiamat??.......MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!**

**sees Blackwidow**

Hi! Surprised to see me here?? Have you seen my mom?