10-03-2002 13:02									#361
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After an entire day of having a real life with real friends and family, comes back to visit the Apolyton bar owned by the enviable and loveable Blackwidow24 and her (co-owner?? Tiamat)-- who is almost loveable.

*** freaks out when I see blood (cat fights), hundreds of gallons of water (water fights), and alcohol spilled all over the tables and floor (wild times drinking)***

*** escapes back out of this mad house after failing to rescue the innocent new teenager ***

	10-03-2002 14:17									#362
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--Wanders in, shaking a little--

Bartender, you, uh, can suggest an antidote to Finnish cranberry-vodka induced hangovers?

I'll have a triple of that.

	10-03-2002 14:19									#363
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I need something - not coffee, I hate it - to keep me awake. For the last week, the best night I had was when I slept for 6 hours.

	10-03-2002 14:25									#364
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Cass, have you tried energy drinks? They don't help your concentration, but you just might stay awake 'cause of the slight shaking they induce in you .

Then again perhaps that's bad.

What need do you have for staying awake anyway?

And as for a coffee shop name, how about Apolytonics Anonymous (geddit? )

	10-03-2002 14:31									#365
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt Cass, have you tried energy drinks? They don't help your concentration, but you just might stay awake 'cause of the slight shaking they induce in you .

I've tried a couple of them once. Not only do they cost helicopters they taste horrid.
Shaking? I've had that too, out of exhaustion and low blood sugar.

quote: What need do you have for staying awake anyway?

Good point. However, I should try to get myself so tired, that I'll fall asleep early tonight so that I won't be too tired tomorrow. If I take a nap now, no can do.

	10-03-2002 14:40									#366
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Where I come from there're dozens of the damn things and they're only about US$1 each - and some taste OK...

How about a game of pool or something? --Points at unnoticed pool table near the back of the coffee shop--

That little bit of activity might keep you up. And me too, at least until I get that hangover cure. BW and Tia must be asleep in the back or maybe just drinking all the good tequila.

	10-03-2002 14:44									#367
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Hey, could I have a bourbon and coke please??

...

Hello???



* Wanders over to the dartboard while waiting for his drink *
I'd better warn everyone, I'm pretty bad at aiming...

	10-03-2002 14:46									#368
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HEY! We have a dartboard!

Skanky, I am good at aiming but they always bounce back, so if you let me play, sit well back.

	10-03-2002 14:48									#369
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I trained as a bartender for a while. Sooooo, if Tia and BW don't come back soon (or object within a few minutes ) I could sneak back there and get your Bourbon/Coke.

--Rubs hands in glee--

	10-03-2002 15:05									#370
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Well, even 5-headed dragons need their rest...
Ok thats a deal!!

I'll see if I can find another set of darts... I know they are around here somewhere

	10-03-2002 15:15									#371
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I'll give them maybe another half an hour, then you get your drink. They may need sleep but the coffee shop is still open. And you could always drink coffee all night to stay awake so this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

I should really stop switching personal pronouns like that.

Hope they won't be too mad with me.

I've seen what BW can do to ppl. And they don't even need to piss her off.

	10-03-2002 15:22									#372
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Hey MrWhereItsAt...

Check your PM's - there's a place to do that at the back of the coffeeshop by the pool table...

*MOBIUS goes behind the bar to fix himself up a Rum Runner*

	10-03-2002 15:31									#373
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Half an hour wait for a drink?!?!
Damn, don't think you'll be getting a large tip now!!

*Joins MOBIUS behind the bar and pours myself a drink*
*Leaves money on the till*

Ahhh, sweet bourbon, helps improve my aim.

*Goes back to dart-board, and actually lands one of the darts on the board!!*

	10-03-2002 15:46									#374
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Hey MOBIUS. So how ABOUT that 5-1 England win over Germany September 2 last year? (From your webpage ) That was what capped off the greatest night out I had that year (it played here live at about 4am ), and kicked off the day of my 21st!

And since everyone else is getting their own drinks, can any of you guys suggest a hangover cure to counteract the terrible effects of half a litre of Finnish Cranberry-vodka?

--Aims at dartboard. Dart narrowly misses Skanky, who is just returning from bar (AGAIN - he has just finished the first Bourbon/Coke)--

Whoops! Sorry. I really need to get rid of this shakiness.

	10-03-2002 15:57									#375
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Hmmm, something to counteract a vodka-induced hangover??

Well, we need some coffee-type stuff to help the shakiness, some "hair o' the dog" for the hangover... Yes! I've got it!!
A Black Russian!!

*Pours some vodka and kaluha into a glass, then tops up with coke*

There you go, MrWhereItsAt
Say, that drink looks good if I do say so myself.

Hmmm, I've already finished my second bourbon, and the bottles are already out...

*Mixes himeself a Black Russian*

	10-03-2002 16:03									#376
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Well, I DO like Black Russians. (Why is it that White Russians are effeminate?) But uhhhhh... MORE vodka! At least it's Russian vodka (hopefully) and can oppose the evil EVIL Finn's vodka.

At least I'll be able to sleep (I'll be unconscious soon.)

Hey, any cigars back there? I could do with a good one.

	10-03-2002 16:14									#377
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Feel free to take a look behind the bar for yourself (at your own risk )
For myself, sleep sounds like a good idea.

'Nite all (or 'morning to all those in weird time-zones )

*Pours another bourbon and coke*
One for the road

	10-03-2002 16:15									#378
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One drink down, and I feel kinda ... fuzzy.

--Figures out that the reason none of his darts are sticking is that he's throwing them wrong way around--

Ahh, noone saw that...

But at least the vodka is making me sharper.

	10-03-2002 16:17									#379
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G'night Skanky.

I guess this means I win darts by default.

	10-03-2002 16:53									#380
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Well, enough sitting alone in this coffee shop for me.

Time to fall over and hope I hit somewhere soft.

--Posts note on table as leaves. It reads "Dear Tia and BW. Thanks for the drinks. Blame MOBIUS, he started it. I TRIED to stop him but Skanky beat me up. Regards, WIA."--

That should cover my ass.

	10-03-2002 21:03									#381
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Good Mornin Fellow Patrons!!

What's say we open this joint up with some Mimosas and brunch? Anyone game? More Champagne..less OJ!!

	10-03-2002 21:15									#382
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A double columbian please...

Maybe BW should hire another bartender... One that doesn't live in Texas

	10-03-2002 22:28									#383
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Ming~

Where's everyone? It's just been us for hours.

And, hate to leave you here alone, but now that Ish is sufficiently intoxicated by Mimosas...she's accepted a real life invite to go to the movies this afternoon (IMAGINE THAT!!) Rare occurrence indeed.

I'll see everyone after the movie.

"Ishie"

*secretly hoping no one caught all those alcohol induced mis-spellings*

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	10-03-2002 23:46									#384
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--Walks in, bleary-eyed--

Some coffee please. Yes I am ordering just coffee from this coffee house!

What! I sleep for a few hours and STILL there's noone here?

Perhaps I should be thankful - noone has yet noticed me, Skanky and MOBIUS got our own drinks....

	11-03-2002 01:23									#385
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quote: Originally posted by Ming A double columbian please... Maybe BW should hire another bartender... One that doesn't live in Texas

Thinking about stealing her business, Ming? Better not -- you gained her trust by appointing her Queen of Apolyton.

	11-03-2002 01:37									#386
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:Black Stone wonders out of the up stairs "adult entertainment" rooms shrugging off a purt pouting young blond. He takes a moment to survey the bedraggled riff raff below, checks his zipper and then meanders down the stairs to the barman:

Give me a bottle of JD and a glass

:he says wincing as he rearranges himself. The bottle arrives and he pours himself a drink. Looking at the barman he says:

Its been awhile for me, anything exciting been happenning while I`ve been away?

	11-03-2002 03:14									#387
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Wow, the shop's dead today. I guess I'll have to make my own coffee.

	11-03-2002 04:24									#388
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Well, fortunatly I always have my flask-o-whiskey ready in cases like this.

	11-03-2002 05:53									#389
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Damn....I go out for a few hours...get real life BUZZED and come home to no one here :-( What's up with that? I was hoping to come home to everyone here as I'm livened up and ready to party now!! :-)

Will check back later..

	11-03-2002 06:00									#390
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*** walks in with two six-paks of Smirnoff Ice and offers a bottle to anyone who wants one after drinking one myself ***

Anyone up for a game of pool?