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Dr Zoidberg is offline Dr Zoidberg

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RUN VEL RUN!

She's got a baseball bat!


Thatīs odd. I donīt remember giving it back, mayb itīs old age creeping up on me...

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RUN VEL RUN!

She's got a baseball bat!



AHHHHHHH SHUTUP!!!!!
*takes baseball bat and smashes Thoths head in with it*

GAWD..i just wanna cat fight..Vel I really am sorry i just wanted to see if Ishie could trust you..but then i considered that I might HAVE TO KICK HER AZZZZZZZ if she sees us having this sorid affair..and well i don't think I want to ruin my new found friendship with her just for a fight....


*BW hands Vel his sausage back and walks away from the table and back around the bar..stepping on Thoth's smashed skull in the process*

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Wooohooo! She likes me.

*pushes skull back into shape*

*fills and lights pipe*

Here Komrat, this will help you remember.

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Mmmm....absolutely....the pancakes look delicious, and I kinna enjoy the whole nibbling them from your fingertips thing....YUMM!

As to Ishie bein' able to trust me....we're jus' flirtin' hon....just like you and I are....no need for fights on any count!

::wincing::

Ouch....sorry Thoth...bet that'll leave a bruise....

-=Vel=-

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quote:
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Wooohooo! She likes me.

*pushes skull back into shape*

*fills and lights pipe*

Here Komrat, this will help you remember.


Bw hears TH talking to himself again and shakes head in shame for him....


PLEASE shoot me if I ever get that senile..PLEASE

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Mmmm....absolutely....the pancakes look delicious, and I kinna enjoy the whole nibbling them from your fingertips thing....YUMM!

As to Ishie bein' able to trust me....we're jus' flirtin' hon....just like you and I are....no need for fights on any count!

::wincing::

Ouch....sorry Thoth...bet that'll leave a bruise....

-=Vel=-


i dunno vel she seems like the JEALOUS TYPE...

BW Comes back to table and sits..the slit on her skirt parts and Vel gets a shot of her eight lovely legs.

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Jealous? Nahhh....

::At the site of those legs, Vel opens his mouth to say something witty/devlish and then closes it and simply admires the view::



-=Vel=-

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Vel: Nah, I've had worse.

BW: Your wish is my command. *loads gun*

This won't hurt a bit.

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Fine then lets eat.

VEL: Oh Bw when I look into your hundreds of eyes my heart skips a beat.

BW;

VEL: you leave me speechless and breathless..YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY

BW: okay i can't do this....Give me something to SMASH NOW!!!!

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Jealous? Nahhh....

::At the site of those legs, Vel opens his mouth to say something witty/devlish and then closes it and simply admires the view::



-=Vel=-


Huh, are you sure no one under 21 is reading this?

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Grabs Thoth who is acting out a ONE MAN play between BW and Vel:

BW: Freak!!!
TH: hUH

BW grabs Thoth and pounds his head into a pie shape.

AHHHHHHHHHH that was nice I need a cigarrette..or a burning building whatever KX can get me first!!

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Hmmm....Thoth...methinks you might haveta show me that nifty trick 'bout pushing my skull back into shape....just in case....

Flirting with spiders is tricky business. They generally eat their mates when they're all done with them, so you know...you gotta have good reflexes....

-=Vel=-

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Wooohooo! She likes me.

*pushes skull back into shape*

*fills and lights pipe*

Here Komrat, this will help you remember.


–Thanks, man. I needed that...

–Hey, this isnīt tobac... Oopss sorry...

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BW: Mmmmmmm.....Pies....mmmmmmm *droools*

Vel: Getting eaten after sex isn't necessarily a bad thing... *cough*

*hands Vel a flyswatter* Just in case she gets uppity.

For the skull thing, just put one hand on your chin, the other on the back of your head, and PUSH.

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SMOKING THA GANGA??????


PUFF PUFF GIVE...STOP FvCKING UP THE ROTATION!!

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AHHHHHHHHHH that was nice I need a cigarrette..or a burning building whatever KX can get me first!!


–I COULD burn down that McDonalds across the street.

*KX picks up a can of petrol conviniently placed under the table*

–Iīll be back shortly.

*Steps out of the coffe shop and strides resolutely across the street*

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BW: Mmmmmmm.....Pies....mmmmmmm *droools*

Vel: Getting eaten after sex isn't necessarily a bad thing... *cough*

*hands Vel a flyswatter* Just in case she gets uppity.

For the skull thing, just put one hand on your chin, the other on the back of your head, and PUSH.


BW demonstrates..Grabs TH's head..puts one hand on chin and other on the back of the head and smashes hands together....

TH's NOSE EXPLODES...

BW: Ooopppsss..Sorry dude

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MCDONALDS.....*smoke rises from her mouth as she passes the pipe...*

BW: KX WAITTTT get me a Number 4 with extra pickles a coke and super size it before you torch the place

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Komrat: This pipe has never known the taint of tobacco. Herbal remedies only.

*sighs* BW really does care. *sighs* Do you know how hard it is to find a woman to bash your skull out of shape on first meeting? It must be love.

*picks up nose* Someone hand me the pipe

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Thoth....true....very true....but in this case...I'm talking about you know...beheading, tossing the body in the nearest dumpster kinna thing....::gulp::

-=Vel=-

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Helps Thoth reattach nose...their eyes meet..and the smoke from the pipe clears as they are lip to lip
BW:
TH:
VEL
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Go Thoth! (just remember....quick reflexes!)

-=Vel=-

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BW and Th draw closer for the kiss..and as their lips touch...Thoth's head CAVES IN...

BW:

TH: WHAT..you're the one who did this

BW: OHHH SURE BLAME ME...GO AHEAD

bw
th:YES DEAR
bw i want out
th:why???

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Wheeee!

*brushes lips across BW's*

*tickles BW's throat with his eyelashes*

Vel: I've got an eye on the exit.

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MCDONALDS.....*smoke rises from her mouth as she passes the pipe...*

BW: KX WAITTTT get me a Number 4 with extra pickles a coke and super size it before you torch the place


–Got ya!

*KX sets fire to McD after having forced a numer 4 with extra pickles and super size coke out of the hand of a terrified (and rather spotty) youth.*

*Ha, take that Rondal Mc D, he shouts as he triumphantly runs across the streets back into the realtive safety of the coffe shop*

*Hands BW the McD bag*

*Walks over to Toth ang takes another puff at the pipe.

–Thatīs some good **** you have here, man.

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Hrumph. Cold feet?

*looks for a can of Raid*

Komrat: Some of BC's finest.

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Wheeee!

*brushes lips across BW's*

*tickles BW's throat with his eyelashes*

Vel: I've got an eye on the exit.


HMMMMMmmMmMmM

KINKY..BUT I'LL PASSS....

downs shot of tequila

I just needs someone who is a little more SOUND

You know..someone who won't fall apart on me..*snicker*

TH Very funny

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Grabs Mickey D bag..

Thanks KX:
BW: Hits pipe again..Wait one freaking second....
THIS ISN"T THE WIZARD..THIS FREAKING OREGANO>

MAMA MIYA......all of a sudden everyone starts talking in Italian accents

BW: Thisa be some gooda sh*t

KX: Matzaball..use not akidding

TH: HOLY CANOLLI

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hmmm, *pulls out a roll of duct tape*

I think this will help.

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I'm your Huckleberry, BW....

-=Vel=-

 
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