05-04-2002 08:13									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Wiglaf Where am I wrong?

Hell, I'll vote for you, just so long as I get a tax break on my monogamy reeducation camp.

	05-04-2002 08:14									#33
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According to my church, mastu....playing with myself is considered homosexual behavior. No woman present right? So would I get this tax break?

	05-04-2002 08:15									#34
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Can one of the moderators please close this troll thread??

Oh, don't be so thin-skinned. He's being ignorant, not blatantly hateful.

	05-04-2002 08:15									#35
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Hey, sure, why not. By not having children, homosexuals don't add to the population problem.

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Would the homosexuals of Apolyton, God love 'em, please quiet the hell down. This is a reasonable thread. Call it hate, call it a troll, just do it somewhere else.

quote: Should I be given tax credits for therapy sessions to ween me off my latex habit? Such a condition is obviously a biological defect by the standards you're using.

Were you born with this habit?

	05-04-2002 08:16									#37
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Were fat people born obese?

	05-04-2002 08:18									#38
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Wiglaf, why do you care if somebody else doesn't want to reproduce? Why are you also assumming that no homosexuals want to reproduce? There are things such a test-tube babies and invetro fertilization that allow gay couples to have babies.

Your whole basis for the suggestion is so very flawed that it's tough to know where to start. Let's just say it's wrong, way off, and leave it at that.

	05-04-2002 08:18									#39
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Wiggy, stop your bulls**tting. If you want serious discussion about sexual orientation, you're not succeeding. You have ignored my arguments on this thread, which tells me a little more about you. Can one of the moderators please close this troll thread??

MrFun weren't you telling me yesterday in your thread about conservatives to get a sense of humor?

You really need one when it comes to this topic. Even if he is completely serious, which, I admit he probably is, you don't have to take him seriously. If you think his views are moronic then tell him so. But don't whine to have the thread closed, those of us who see the idiocy of his statement can have fun at his expense.

You have a blind spot when it comes to gay issue, just like Wiglaf does, but in different areas.

	05-04-2002 08:19									#40
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Wiggy, stop your bulls**tting. If you want serious discussion about sexual orientation, you're not succeeding. You have ignored my arguments on this thread, which tells me a little more about you. Can one of the moderators please close this troll thread??

It sure was a hoot making fun of conservatives...

Edit: The tube man beat me to it.

	05-04-2002 08:21									#41
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Of course, this tax deduction wouldn't apply to Spanish-speaking gays who hate Rush.

	05-04-2002 08:21									#42
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Were fat people born obese?

They were born with the munchies, so to speak. That's common knowledge. Now, they could FIX THAT IF THEY GOT SOME EXCERCISE but I'll admit it'd take more excercise for them than a more naturally fit person...so the answer to your question remains yes.

quote: Wiglaf, why do you care if somebody else doesn't want to reproduce? Why are you also assumming that no homosexuals want to reproduce? There are things such a test-tube babies and invetro fertilization that allow gay couples to have babies.

Most gay couples adopt, asher.

	05-04-2002 08:23									#43
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Fine -- let me take a shot at having fun with Wiglaf's trolling, hatred, and ignorance.

Heterosexuals who are not reproducing through sexual intercourse should get a tax-break since they must be mentally ill. After all, they're not fulfilling their natural function.

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quote: They were born with the munchies, so to speak. That's common knowledge. Now, they could FIX THAT IF THEY GOT SOME EXCERCISE but I'll admit it'd take more excercise for them than a more naturally fit person...so the answer to your question remains yes

If we're going to be making unverified claims, then I'll claim that yes, there are heterosexuals who are born without the urge to make babies.

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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Heterosexual who are not reproducing through sexual intercourse should get a tax-break since they must be mentally ill. After all, they're not fulfilling their natural function.

I'm glad you agree.

	05-04-2002 08:25									#46
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Fine -- let me take a shot at having fun with Wiglaf's trolling, hatred, and ignorance. Heterosexuals who are not reproducing through sexual intercourse should get a tax-break since they must be mentally ill. After all, they're not fulfilling their natural function.

Atta boy! Go get 'em tiger!

	05-04-2002 08:25									#47
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Fine -- let me take a shot at having fun with Wiglaf's trolling, hatred, and ignorance. Heterosexuals who are not reproducing through sexual intercourse should get a tax-break since they must be mentally ill. After all, they're not fulfilling their natural function.

Much better, and according to Wiglaf's logic, correct.

	05-04-2002 08:26									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Wiglaf Most gay couples adopt, asher.

What does that have to do with anything?!
You're equating people who don't want to reproduce with homosexuals, which is WRONG. There are PLENTY of heterosexuals who prefer to not have kids, ever. There are people on BOTH sides of the fence.

Admit you're wrong, move on.

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quote: Most gay couples adopt, asher

Unlikely. Also irrelevant.

	05-04-2002 08:28									#50
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You know what -- you guys are right. This helps calm my nerves a bit by having fun with Wiglaf's ignorance. Thanks for the tip, guys.

So, if we can prove that heterosexuals who do not naturally reproduce are mentally ill, then a tax break would be legitimate??

Should this tax break be implemented on the state level or the federal level? How much for each bracket of income??

	05-04-2002 08:28									#51
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quote: If we're going to be making unverified claims

Ever heard of the human metabolism, KH?

quote: there are heterosexuals who are born without the urge to make babies.

They're born with the urge to have sex with someone of the opposite gender, that's for sure. Therefore, biologically, they are "normal". They do not have the disorder and should not recieve a deduction.

quote: Heterosexual who are not reproducing through sexual intercourse should get a tax-break since they must be mentally ill. After all, they're not fulfilling their natural function.

That's basically what KH said (see above).

	05-04-2002 08:30									#52
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If reproduction is the goal then why is the urge to engage in intercourse with an accompanying urge to avoid parenthood positive?

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quote: Originally posted by Wiglaf They're born with the urge to have sex with someone of the opposite gender, that's for sure. Therefore, biologically, they are "normal".

Oh! Mr. Science pants changing his tune again! I thought this was all about reproduction?

	05-04-2002 08:32									#54
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WIGLAF!

You still haven't said where I can find info on the obese tax break!

	05-04-2002 08:32									#55
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It's been all over the news.

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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse It's been all over the news.

Hmmmm, guess i should get out of bed before 1PM.

	05-04-2002 08:33									#57
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I'm curious. How do they (the Feds) know you're obese or not? I there some special form you get from your doctor or something?

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Back to heterosexuals who do not naturally reproduce.

Obviously, those "deviants" are mentally unstable, or mentally ill. They gotta get SOME kind of tax break.

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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski Hmmmm, guess i should get out of bed before 1PM.

Scroll down. Info on tax break is near bottom.

http://money.cnn.com/2002/04/04/pf/...esity/index.htm

	05-04-2002 08:39									#60
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Back to heterosexuals who do not naturally reproduce. Obviously, those "deviants" are mentally unstable, or mentally ill. They gotta get SOME kind of tax break.

Damn straight! We need a masturbation tax!

"Masturbation without taxation!"