19-05-2002 06:56									#301
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map updated.

dalgetti: Mongol hordes have retaken your north pacific possessions.
Besides, it's the troops from there that i'm using to strike Russia.
Phobos Pact sounds good.

And the news of course:

Kaladar troops are running into some trouble on the Kazakh front, but they are making steady progress on the European front after capturing Kiev and the black sea coast.

In other news, a buffalo fell out of the sky and landed in the presidential palace of EEE. It's strange since no one knows where the presidential palace of the EEE is. The cabinet of the EEE has decided that this is a divine message and made the buffalo the sacred animal of the EEE. From now on, any EEEan found killing, mistreating, or traumatizing a buffalo shall be sentenced to dressing up as a buffalo and jumping around the main squares of EEEan cities while speaking with a swedish chef accent.


* THE PHOBOS PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific
frankychan - People's Republic of New Zealand

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
.Mercator - Province of Greater Mongolia
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan & Turkmenistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Aaglo/Kassiopeia - Province of Aagloland
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska
***mutual protection pact with Godunovan Empire.

Devilmunchkin - Paradise Isles
***"coconut" pact with Greater Finland.

Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)

Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; Djibouti

Morb - Western Australia

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand (overthrown)

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Osweld - Savannahland

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)

Chowlett - Ceylon

Slowwhand - Jamaica

unclaimed regimes - United States of "America"

Last edited by ranskaldan on 19-05-2002 at 07:04

	19-05-2002 08:20									#302
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thanks ranskaldan!

----
PRNZ News Station 1

"This just in ladies and gentlemen! We have just received news from our government that Morb-controlled Australia has obeyed our demands. The People's military says that they will be sending occupation troops into Eastern Australia to keep the peace.

Reports coming in from Australia state that there was celebrations in the streets. The government has issued this statement:

THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW DAY ON THE PLANET. NO LONGER SLAVES TO WAGES, THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.

A spokesperson for the military has commented that: "Due to the nature of new membership in the Honolulu Pact, our arms and munitions will have to be purchased elsewhere. I do hope that the Empire of Eastern Europe will be able to survive without our valuable margarita's and pina coladas!

	21-05-2002 02:44									#303
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franky chan: haaaaave you ever heard of a communist paradise? my point exacrtly. my people and i wish t o remain a haven and out of twolrd political circles that cause strife and pain. we are an earthly paradise
*sips on her strawberry daquiri*

	21-05-2002 10:22									#304
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Ahh, Devilmunchkin...

You obviously have not visited the communist paradise I have created in New Zealand. As my Soviet influence expands across the face of the globe, so will OUR version of "paradise". Just so long as the Paradise Isles remain out of PRNZ business, we will remain out of yours.

"strawberry daquiri" eh? The strawberry is the state-prohibited fruit in Soviet territory! Lemons and Limes are the only state-sponsored fruit!

*Chairman Frank lifts up his margarita*

	21-05-2002 13:10									#305
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BREAKING NEWS!!!

Aaglo, the prince and ruler of aagloland, dies suddenly in the age of 101. The citizens of aagloland are being completely lost without their leader - thus becoming the people of 'nomansland'... but they seem to have some incline towards the people of Káladar, because the Godunovians are making their head ache...

Thus the aagloland is joined in Káladar, with enough garrisons to defend their land...

	21-05-2002 20:38									#306
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Partly due to his own loss of sanity (or is that just a facade?), as well as the death of dear ally Aaglo (and the subsequent change of sides of Aagloland), Mercator holds secret talks with ranskaldan and other leaders of the Phobos Pact. The impossible seems to be happening.
Suddenly a shocking, well thought-out plan seems to unfold from the stretches of Greater Mongolia...

In this sudden change of events, Kaladar retreats from Southern China, Laos and Vietnam. Mongolian troops ravage about and when the dust settles, Zevico's and Adenia's provinces of GF have been captured by Mongolian troops. Chowlett's island of Sri Lanka has been lost to the Mongol wrath as well. In the mean time, the largest Mongolian forces gather in the far East to prepare for an unprecendented attack on Kassland, or defense against a possible attack from there. The remaining Mongolian troops strengthen patrols on the borders with Greater Finland, while some join the Kaladan attack force directed towards Finland.
Nothing can stop the Kaladar onset now, the once supreme Finnish alliance has crumbled.
Greater Mongolia has joined the Phobos Pact!

	22-05-2002 01:12									#307
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THIS should be interesting!!

Hold on while I sort out my mind. This is just too weird...

	22-05-2002 01:16									#308
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Hey, ranskaldan, what about me, a great leader who's empire is crumbling to bits and pieces...

	22-05-2002 01:31									#309
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The collapse of Aagloland inspires his supreme majesty, Tsar Boris Godunov, to approach his esteemed ally Kaladar and propose an equal division of Aagloland, wherein Godunova retains the two Congos and Tanzania, and the rest goes to Kaladar.

	22-05-2002 02:51									#310
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Chancellor ranskaldan agrees to the offer of Godunova, but with one change: Kaladar would like to have the top one third of the two Congos, namely the parts north of the equator.

Kass: You can join the Phobos Pact too. It's pretty hard for everyone to stay peaceful if the entire world is allied.
If you do join, I'll call off the offensive immediately, and you will keep all of European Russia and Scandinavia.

Last edited by ranskaldan on 22-05-2002 at 05:29

	22-05-2002 11:44									#311
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franky: no probs bob. you are more than welcome t o vacation here like everyone else.
kass..you getting enough coconuts? I've had my scientists experimenting with making them biiger..like the size of watermelons..you like?

	22-05-2002 21:32									#312
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Godunova would not object to that, providing we divide it all at the equator, thereby Godunova would receive the southern portion of Kenya in exchange for the northern portions of the Congos. (Hey, this is kinda like our own version of Torsedillas...)

	23-05-2002 01:22									#313
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Ugh... you do realize that aaglo originally gave it to me?

Okay, I'll give you both Congos, Rwanda and Burundi, while I'll take Ethopia, Somalia and Kenya first. We can decide on Tanzania later. In the meantime, make it a Phobos Pact Trust Territory.

News:

In a surprising move, The NCKC (New Canada & Kaladar Confederation) has formed an Anschluss with Savannahland! Savannahland is officially annexed as a self governing region of Kaladar.

	23-05-2002 01:37									#314
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quote: Originally posted by ranskaldan Ugh... you do realize that aaglo originally gave it to me? Okay, I'll give you both Congos, Rwanda and Burundi, while I'll take Ethopia, Somalia and Kenya first. We can decide on Tanzania later. In the meantime, make it a Phobos Pact Trust Territory.

However, Godunova has had ancient claims over all of Aagloland and was mobilizing its forces well before Aaglo's untimely death to make good on those claims.

I insist on Tanzania. I will retract the request for any part of Kenya, and will cede the regions of both Congos north of the equator. I could care less about Rwanda and Burundi, but for cartographical ease will take them if need be.

	23-05-2002 01:40									#315
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Great. Thank you.

finally I can do the map.

Kassiopeia:

Have you considered the peace offer yet?

You could become a member of the Phobos Pact & get to keep European Russia and Scandinavia.

Or we could roll all the way to the Norwegian Coast.

Mercator:

I've tentatively put Ade, Zevico, and Chowlett as your provinces, though judging from recent events, you might not want too many autonomous provinces around...

edit:

MAP UPDATED

* THE PHOBOS PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
.Osweld - Province of Savannahland
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Mercator - Greater Mongolian Empire
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan & Turkmenistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Chowlett - Province of Ceylon
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific
frankychan - People's Republic of New Zealand

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska
***mutual protection pact with Godunovan Empire.

Devilmunchkin - Paradise Isles
***"coconut" pact with Greater Finland.

Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)

Zhu Yuanzhang - Grand Imperial Federation of Small Useless Islands That Are Located Somewhat Near the Indian Ocean

Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; Djibouti

Morb - Western Australia

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand (overthrown)

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)

Slowwhand - Jamaica

unclaimed regimes - United States of "America"

Last edited by ranskaldan on 23-05-2002 at 02:29

	23-05-2002 02:42									#316
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quote: Originally posted by ranskaldan I've tentatively put Ade, Zevico, and Chowlett as your provinces, though judging from recent events, you might not want too many autonomous provinces around...

As long as they don't mind being my servants I don't mind. And they certainly won't be having any armies of their own.

Would you by any chance be willing to give me your Asian (and perhaps European) territories? That way the Mongolian Empire will be restored to it's full glory from the days of Genghis Khan's grandson Kublai Khan! I have no intention to expand beyond these borders, so after this has been settled, I and the Mongolian people with me can rest in peace.

I would be more than willing to help you conquer the EEE for you, if that would be to your liking. Unless, of course, you deem that inappropriate considering the current cease fire with Greater Finland.

	23-05-2002 02:58									#317
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quote: Originally posted by Mercator Would you by any chance be willing to give me your Asian (and perhaps European) territories? That way the Mongolian Empire will be restored to it's full glory from the days of Genghis Khan's grandson Kublai Khan! I have no intention to expand beyond these borders, so after this has been settled, I and the Mongolian people with me can rest in peace.

After taking Japan, Siberia and India, your empire is already bigger than that of Kublai Khan.
So the answer is no.

quote: I would be more than willing to help you conquer the EEE for you, if that would be to your liking. Unless, of course, you deem that inappropriate considering the current cease fire with Greater Finland.

I'd have to think about that.

	23-05-2002 03:30									#318
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When did I take Japan and Siberia?

	23-05-2002 03:40									#319
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You certainly are going to, judging by the way things are going.

Last edited by ranskaldan on 23-05-2002 at 03:47

	23-05-2002 04:03									#320
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So you mean you're already assuming I took Siberia, and now you want the Chukchi-Kamchatka peninsula and Sakhalin? So you want me to go at war with GF, capture Siberia and then give it to you!? While you're busy signing a peace treaty with Kass. This sounds like a setup!
Or have you changed your mind about peace with GF and you're just planning to take everything but Scandinavia and Japan?

If the latter is the case, how about this:
I get the little bit of (mainland) Russia East of the Amur river, and I get the part of Russia which would make my Northern border form a nice curve up to about 60 degrees North, connecting Northern China and Kazakhstan. You get the remaining parts of Russia, East of the Yenisey river (approx 90 degrees East). The rest of Russia will remain part of Greater Finland (for now).
In return for this generous offer (imagine the amounts of oil up there!)... I get your Southeast Asia, Iraq, Kuwait, and your European possessions (the bit North of the Caucasus). I can give up Kuwait and Iraq if you must.

	23-05-2002 04:05									#321
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Hey! You edited out your offer damnit!

	23-05-2002 04:12									#322
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errr indeed I did, since I originally wanted to conduct an invasion of Israel but later realized that Guymener was in the way.
Sigh, I guess I'll have to do it from North America then.


and errrr..... you don't have Kuwait or Iraq. But you do have Siberia.

I'm still perfectly open to any new offers though.

	23-05-2002 04:20									#323
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I meant that as part of the return for giving you Siberia I wanted Iraq and Kuwait... But if you found the offer was not to your liking, I wouldn't mind too much withdrawing my claim for them as part of the exchange.

	23-05-2002 05:46									#324
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Okay.



Now that the war seems to have ended... what should we do? Should we continue on and see if the Phobos Pact splinters away along new fault lines? Or should we start a new thread with a blank map?

	23-05-2002 07:04									#325
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quote: Now that the war seems to have ended... what should we do?

HI! that's what i created my damn island country for! come vacation!
*tempts them with drinks that have little umbrellas in them*

	23-05-2002 07:42									#326
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:arrives:

Can I have a coconut with a straw in it for me, and a lemonade for my beaver?

Oh yeah..... a massive army of beavers, moose, loons, wolves, and ptarmigans have suddenly amassed near the Canada-Israel border.

	23-05-2002 07:47									#327
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*puts ranskaldan up in a fancy resort....beach front
the surf is really nice this time of year.
*makes him a margarita or daquiri in a hollow cocnut...
served to him by a native girl....*

	23-05-2002 07:50									#328
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Wow, this is too good.

News: The Chancellor of New Canada has married Ha'akatalapia Ara'itai'ikrapa'api, a native of the Paradise Isles.

In the meantime, a small contingent of beavers have crossed the Ottawa River....

	23-05-2002 15:20									#329
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Can someone explain whats going on here please (can others get involved?)

	23-05-2002 15:22									#330
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin *puts ranskaldan up in a fancy resort....beach front the surf is really nice this time of year. *makes him a margarita or daquiri in a hollow cocnut... served to him by a native girl....*

*aaglo starts raging up in the heavens down in the underworlds, seeing what he has missed... *