14-05-2002 09:25									#211
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dalgetti:
Dom Pedro II has asked to become Governor of Brazil.
He has already claimed the planet Mars. If you agree to his request, Mars will be added to the Southern Federation.
So, do you agree?

	14-05-2002 09:28									#212
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Thank you, Godunov.

Finland has already considered annexing you. They are desperate to get a foothold on the Americas, and you are the closest.

Of course, being in the Lima Pact is great, since if we win, you probably would get an area equal to size to Alaska on the other side!

	14-05-2002 09:30									#213
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thanks ranskaldan!!!

If that's the case, I choose to take an unclaimed area in the pacific. Can I take Samoa, Tonga and Fiji?

If I can, I hereby pronounce a people's revolution and declare the birth of The People's Republic of Polynesia!

	14-05-2002 09:30									#214
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allied with the Honolulu Pact (if they'll have me)

	14-05-2002 09:32									#215
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well,
Tungsten already has that. sorry...

you could become a vassal. It's not bad, since Mercator is a vassal technically, and yet he's pretty powerful. He breathes into the ears of kassiopeia, emperor of Finland all the time, and battles his enemy (which is me) right at the frontlines.

	14-05-2002 09:33									#216
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blast! Where are the unclaimed islands?

	14-05-2002 09:33									#217
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Guymener, you are protected from harm by Godunova, and sense you do not seek to gain land through conquest, such promises mean little. You would only be drawn senslessly into war by joining the Lima Pact...

Most graciously welcome, rans!

	14-05-2002 09:34									#218
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frank:
or..... you could take over a territory from someone who's too inactive. That would include: Chowlett, Arrian, Morb, Dr. Stiby, Captain Antilles.

I'm not supposed to let you do that, but oh well, we could do with a little bit of spice. However, if any of them return, you will have to share power with them.

	14-05-2002 09:34									#219
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ok, where then?

	14-05-2002 09:37									#220
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Chowlett: sri lanka
arrian: britain and ireland
morb: australia
dr. stiby: a lot of scattered places
captain antillles: new zealand
unclaimed: tasmania, antarctica

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No problem, Godunov.

Guymener, i wonder how the Godunovans can protect you from half a world away. Besides, just by staying out doesn't mean you can avoid conflict. The Finns eye you, whether you are neutral or not, and joining the Lima Pact can only mean further protection.

	14-05-2002 09:39									#221
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New Zealand for me then! (since it is split in two,

People's Republic of New Zealand...sounds interesting...

	14-05-2002 09:40									#222
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great!

(note to self)
changes to the map are:
devilmunchkin is now allied to the finns
guymener signs mutual protection pact with godunov
new zealand changes "dynasties"

	14-05-2002 09:42									#223
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very very late now.... see you all tomorrow.

: plays with dolphins :

	14-05-2002 09:45									#224
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Guymener, my forces will be able to protect you no problem, if needed (you're strong enough, I believe, to fend off any such invasion anyway, I would just lend whatever support you asked of me). But I won't drag you needlessly into other wars.

Nice day, isn't it, rans?

	14-05-2002 09:46									#225
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indeed!

Guymener, let me just put it clear and simple since it's late and i msut go. Finland is Nazi Germany. You are England. We are America. Take your pick.

	14-05-2002 09:46									#226
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Thanks! ranskaldan!


*News Flash!!!*

The democratic government of New Zealand has been overthrown by a military coup. The military regime, headed by General Frank, has declared itself free of the "evils" of capitalism and has declared itself a fully functioning communist state.

Their leader, General Frank, has been quoted as saying:

"This is a monumental event. No longer are we slaves to the dollar. No longer do we seek to exploit one another for monetary gain. The people have spoken and I have taken it upon myself to answer them!

I hereby declare the birth of The People's Republic of New Zealand!"

	14-05-2002 09:53									#227
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Guymener, I would you like some free starburst?

	14-05-2002 17:44									#228
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.Dom Pedro the 2nd, remember that we need those space franchises for minerals, gems , and also we'll be etablishing a place to run volountary social engineering tests. I will have the final say on all policy desicions considering the southern federation and both it's on and off-planet policies. ok?

Guynemer , if you join the Lima pact , you will also have the protection of my forward territorial troops in the region of Kamchatka & Sakhalin, that will provide a buffer zone against evil finnish encroachment tactics.

	14-05-2002 18:00									#229
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*News Flash!!!*

General Frank has formally declared himself Chairman Frank of the People's Republic of New Zealand. Reporters quote him saying:

"With the birth of a new day in New Zealand, the people ask for stability. Therefore, the SSRNZ (Soviet Social Republic of New Zealand) petitions to be included in the Honolulu Pact with Richelieu and Tungstenia.

As the newly appointed chairman, I humbly ask for the help of all communist states so that we may all join in the new Soviet regime."

There are reports of dissident protests in the countryside but Chairman Frank is steadfast that no protests are being staged. More late breaking news as it happens...

	14-05-2002 19:24									#230
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King Vlad History Guy sits up in his chair as Pigtree reads him the morning news. "What?! Commies in New Zealand??! COMMIES?! REDS!! Gag me with a spoon! Any Eastern European hates Commies...Commies...ooooh...they are almost as bad as Turks!!! Turks...ah, the good old days, when we use to take the Turks and stick them on..."

"What shall we do concerning the New Zealanders and this 'Chairman Frank'?"

"Well, we could also detonate that bomb in his imported Eastern European sausage...or we could make friends!"
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A Message to Frank, Chairman of the People's Republic of New Zealand

Greetings!

You ain't commie are ya?

Anyway, how's about a nice friendly treaty to go with our trades? You've been sending us snowcones and we've been sending you sausages. Now, more is needed. Will you be brave enough to take on King Vlad History Guy in battle? I hope not...So, why don't you just avoid it and 'sign up today' as a friend of Eastern Europe and her allies?

Think it over, why dontcha!
King Vlad History Guy, of Historia Goy, Transylvania, Haaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!
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A Letter in a Bottle bounces across the nose of a dolphin off Cuba

Hey, you dolphins! You sure made one heck of a mistake! There's always time to repent! If you don't change your ways, we'll add some DOLPHIN meat into the TUNA we ship!!

Signed,
Ahahahahahahaha!
King Vlad History Guy
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	14-05-2002 19:29									#231
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Guymener! Old chum! Have a cigar! Have a sausage! You aren't going to betray Europe for those upstart Yanks are you? Remember! They broke off when they were just a bloody little colony! Hey! We'll help build up your empire again if you ally with us! Lima only seeks to...give you a sense of security and then, in a lightning night raid, blow up all cricket fields, and land troops on Parliament!! Think of it!! Anyway, my own Secretary, Pigtree Olliphant-Jones, is a Brit. So, look at it this way, your friends are with us, not them!

	14-05-2002 19:34									#232
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Everybody has a people's republic... Why won't people think up any novel government systems? For the time being, the Duchy of Straylight is a monarchy with a feodalist system, however, that might change...

	14-05-2002 19:39									#233
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...I don't think the dolphins have noticed the bits of dolphin in the tuna cans we sent yet!!...

	14-05-2002 20:50									#234
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Guymener:

I have no idea why the Alaskans would want to identify themselves with the cricket-playing, tea-drinking, fox-hunting Brits. If anything it should be the Canucks who would do that, and we aren't, so why would you?

Besides, we aren't Yankees. The Yanks are in Antarctica. We are Canucks, eh, and I'm sure you can figure oat by yourselves that we are in the same boat together, same continent, same enemy, etc etc.

	14-05-2002 21:16									#235
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While I have always admired the Canadians, I am afeared that your new warlike stances might drag our peaceful Eco-Republic into a confrontation that we did not start--but we would most assuredly finish. Another mutual defense pact, perhaps, but we will enter into an arrangement that would require us to become conquerers.

We thank you, Boris Godunov.

President Guynemer
Eco-Republic of Alaska

	14-05-2002 21:25									#236
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Oh pygmy...Britain! Do we have to go across the channel? Look at Eastern Europe, for example. Controls East Europe, Germany, and part of France. France is divided into quarters, the Eastern Quarter, the Finnish Quarter, and the Mongolian Quarter. The last quarter is reserved for Britain IF they join us in the Pact of All Pacts!!

	14-05-2002 21:27									#237
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Allright, Vlad, you just made it serious... Well, half so...

* EAST EUROPEAN NEWS *

NEWSFLASH: Manhunters spotted in Krecwazck-Zjkqa!

The peaceful sea-side village of Krecwazck-Zjkqa (empire of Eastern Europte) has been attacked by mysterious guerrilla invaders. Several civilians have been reported disappeared. Flags of the Duchy of Straylight ( http://www.lyseo.edu.ouka.fi/~light...aylightflag.png ) with the words "FAIR REVENGE" scribbled over have been found from the homes of the missing. We are also getting reports of consumed human skeletons being found from the coasts. EEN will keep you informed.

End special report.

	14-05-2002 21:33									#238
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DOLPHIN NEWS FLASH!!

In the little dolphin underwater city of 'Squeak-Squeak-Gargle' several dolphins have mysteriously vanished. Apparently, Eugene Hoookle, a dolphin citizen, saw "guys in swim suits, snatching some of our aquatic neighbors". Scrawled on a doorpost is a little message reading "FAIR REVENGE ON THE AVENGERS". Horrifically, dolphin and tuna skeletons, eaten away to the bone, were found in caves outside the underwater village. One of the skeletons obviously belonged to Jimmy Gargle, a poor dolphin citizen snatched from his dining room. Reports will be released by the hour.

	14-05-2002 21:53									#239
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SUOMEN TIETOTOIMISTON (STT) UUTISIA

NEWSFLASH FROM THE FINNISH NEWS AGENCY (FNA)

Tensions between the members of the Pact of All Pacts and the Duchy of Stralight rise as our magnificent allies, the Eastern European Empire, and it's great leader Vlad History Guy, has aired his concern over the increased aggressiveness of the dolphin citizens of the Straylight Duchy.
Commander-Dictator-Chief President Kass could not be reached for a comment, his secretary only urged our reporters to shut up and let Kass listen to some theme music from Babylon 5...

	14-05-2002 22:05									#240
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The Citizens of the Duchy of Straylight thought of airing their concern of the mental health of Lesser President Kass, until they found out that their own leader, Duke LightEning, was again listening to the Machine...