27-05-2002 21:36									#181
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i admit we might have overdone it with these costumes.

	27-05-2002 21:39									#182
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New!- "Can you hack it?" Fantasy Flame League.

HOW TO PLAY

"Can you hack it?" is a fantasy flame league game. The idea of the game is to predict what accusations moominparatrooper will level at other posters, and the justification (if any) used for any accusations.

Each player can buy up to a total of five combined accusations and justifications, with at least one of each.

Each player is allocated a budget of £20.00 to purchase selections.

Accusations, justifications and their prices are listed below. Once you have selected your "team", please post your choices to be entered in the Apolyton League.

Scores will be collated weekly. Some weeks may be busier than others- it all depends on moomintrooper's medication levels for the week and whether he's been wrapping his electrical equipment in bacofoil to block out the messages from the CIA again.

ACCUSATIONS

1- "You are a racist" (£10.00)
2- "You are a communist" (£8.00)
3- "You are a pervert" (£7.00)
4- "You smell" (£6.00)
5- "You've got one of those bellybuttons that stick out, you freak" (£5.50)
6- "You molest cattle" (£5.00)
7- "You are the Antichrist" (£4.50)
8- "You killed JFK" (£3.00)
9- "You've got a camera in my head that watches everything I do. Aaaaaaaah. Leave me alone" (£2.00)
10- "R'gnais ywr mk'ratt! Cthulhu! Cthulhu!" (£1.50)

JUSTIFICATIONS

A- (None whatsoever) (£18.00)
B- "You criticised Ariel Sharon's policies" (£15.00)
C- "You said you don't object to paying taxes" (£8.00)
D- "You used the word "schism" at one point" (£6.00)
E- "I hate you. I hope you fall in a big pile of poo" (£5.00)
F- "When I was young, a big dog barked at me and I was very frightened" (£3.00)
G- "I've got a big collection of commemorative towels"- (£3.00)
H- "No. Please don't lock me in the cupboard again. Please. No." (£2.00)
I- "I have been sent to earth to save you all" (£1.50)
J- (A rhythmic, banging noise, caused by a head gently banging on a wall) (£1.00)

SCORING

3 points if one of your accusations or justifications is used. A bonus of 5 points is paid if one of you selections directly leads to moominparatrooper getting a ban, or getting called "Funny Mr Poo-head" by another poster.

PRIZES

There aren't any. Grow up.

Last edited by Lazarus and the Gimp on 27-05-2002 at 21:46

	27-05-2002 21:42									#183
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when i was young a big dog did bark at me and not only that but he chased me for kilometers. i had never pedaled my bike faster in all my life.
dont know what possiblescars this have left me though

	27-05-2002 21:44									#184
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it was a bulldog i still remember it
i was also screaming "help" continiously while i pedaled.

	27-05-2002 22:02									#186
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Rogan Josh, Up until that bit about the Hebrides, you had me thinking you were describing the Palestinians.

As for the second part of the post, the British war effort had nothing whatsoever to do with saving the Jews. Certainly, if this was even part of the war aims, Britain would not have limited Jewish immigration into Palestine.

	27-05-2002 22:42									#187
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh Do you honestly believe that, or are you just trolling? Or are you being anti-anglosaxon?

hi ,

facts are facts , ...........

and just who is "trolling" , ............

anti-angosaxon , ......nope , ...........not at all , ......

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 22:47									#188
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quote: Originally posted by Ned Rogan Josh, Up until that bit about the Hebrides, you had me thinking you were describing the Palestinians. As for the second part of the post, the British war effort had nothing whatsoever to do with saving the Jews. Certainly, if this was even part of the war aims, Britain would not have limited Jewish immigration into Palestine.

hi ,

the British did not care one single second , ........

the only thing the many Jews where good for was to fight in the far and forgotten regions of the empire , .........

there is a "Jew" here who's father fought for the "empire" , .....
after asking the Q , the person stated that he will not talk personaly on these forums about it , .......

when the Jews where asking to act before ww2 , there comments where waved away , ...........

now people , lets keep to the topic and put this behind us , ....

like "civilized" people , ........ , ...

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 22:53									#189
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Panag, It seems to me that a lot of folks have grown up in Europe being taught a version of history that is more fantasy than fact. Rogan Josh's post is a very good example.

	27-05-2002 23:00									#190
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Oh please Ned, having Rogan Josh's post as a basis for generalizations about the level of history teaching across the European continent is fantasy-history if anything.

	27-05-2002 23:03									#191
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quote: Originally posted by Ned Panag, It seems to me that a lot of folks have grown up in Europe being taught a version of history that is more fantasy than fact. Rogan Josh's post is a very good example.

hi ,

---"he who tends to forget history , is doomed to repeate it"---

that should say it all , ............

facts are facts , you cant just ignore them , ..........

anyway , this starts to get a bit off topic in regards with the thread , ......

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 23:03									#192
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Kropotkin, Agreed. But there is a lot of bashing of America based on the same kind of generalizations. It's time for payback.

	27-05-2002 23:04									#193
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Let the one without shame throw the first strawberry-and-banana cake shall we?

	27-05-2002 23:07									#194
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin Let the one without shame throw the first strawberry-and-banana cake shall we?

hi ,

here it is , just imagine its a cake , ..........

--- ---

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 23:11									#195
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Maybe you should putt less cement in your cakes in the future Panang.

	27-05-2002 23:12									#196
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quote: Originally posted by Kropotkin Maybe you should putt less cement in your cakes in the future Panang.

hi ,

it's them banana's ,............

have a nice day

	27-05-2002 23:46									#197
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quote: Originally posted by moominparatrooper Don't hold back, Kam! Tell us how you really feel. Of course SAP's powerless! It's ZOG, represented by Ericsson and Volvo, that rules SVT and Sweden, innit? In fact, the Swedish governments shamefully anti-Israeli stance is just a cover to deflect suspicion. It's all really run by the Jews and their hired corporate stooges! Good thing we got balanced and well-adjusted commies like you to expose all this hidden imperialism... or else we'd probably be part of NATO or some other Jewish conspiracy. With stalwart defenders of the proletariat such as yourself and all the working-class heores of SVT, how can we possivly fail?

Damn, moomin. You´re almost funny

	28-05-2002 00:07									#198
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quote: Originally posted by ZoboZeWarrior Why just europeans ? I wonder why you considere other judgement more fair ?

Just messing with you. There's a grain of real message in the troll. I do think it's strange that all except you and me have forgotten that the issue is allowing the politics to enter into the judging. Not the ploitics in and of themselves. The rest of the discussion has ignored this point and proceeded directly to discussion of innocence or guilt of Israel for various national actions.

Oh...and your countrymen CHEATED the Canadian figure skaters. But I like you Zobo...

Oh...and it was pretty funny when we found out what the Swedes actually said. Give Eli credit for admitting that issue.

	28-05-2002 00:14									#199
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That's inevitable, given the topic. There's too many axes to grind.

	28-05-2002 00:21									#200
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quote: Originally posted by Ned Panag, It seems to me that a lot of folks have grown up in Europe being taught a version of history that is more fantasy than fact. Rogan Josh's post is a very good example.

Are you quite sane? Why do you think my post was a misrepresentation of history? Are you refering to the hypothetical discussion of Scottish nationalism? You do realise that I was being allegorical - the things I described have not actually happened.

I hope that you were refering to my complaint that Israel has not exactly been the UK's friend (Stefu: we need a praying smilie). In that case, which bits do you disagree with? Perhaps the part about Jewish terrorism? Or maybe that the British fought in WWII? (I bet that one took you by surprise - this fact usually escapes US war movies. ) Or maybe that they were fighting against the Germans, rather then with them?

But maybe you are right. Maybe my education is lacking, because I certainly can't make head nor tail out of panag's posts. They seem like the mad ramblings of a lunatic. Although, to be fair, with that spelling he obviously isn't a native English speaker so maybe he is just being incoherent due to his lack of language skills......is he American?

If you really want to get involved in a pissing contest Ned, you will have to start by letting us in on your educational experience. How many years of highschool have you completed so far?

	28-05-2002 00:46									#201
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quote: Originally posted by Rogan Josh Think of it this way. We could, of course, also look at the Israel situation from the point of view of the British. They fought a very bloody war in Europe for six years, freeing the Jewish people from their greatest persecutors, at the cost of millions of british lives. What thanks do they get from this? None whatsoever! In fact the freed Jews then start a terrorist campaign against the British, eventually forcing the Brits to set up a new country for them. Then, when anyone British so much as criticises the Israelis (not the Jews - the Israelis) they are branded as anti-semitic!

Rogan Josh, The British effort in WWII had nothing to do with freeing the Jews. Compare the Civil War in the United States that had everything to do with freeing the slaves.

If the British war effort had anything to do with freeing the Jews, its actions in Palestine are dramatically inconsistent with this. During the late 30's, during the war itself, and just after the war, Britain blocked Jewish immigration into Palestine exactly when it was most needed.

Rather than being praised for its actions in regard to the Jews in that period, Britain deserves the world's utter, and total CONDEMNATION!

As well, Britain actively opposed creating a Jewish state. It eventually turned the matter over to the UN when, as you said, when violence in Palestine against British troops had become unbearable.

Your version of history paints the malicious British in too bright colors, IMHO.

	28-05-2002 00:59									#202
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quote: Britain blocked Jewish immigration into Palestine exactly when it was most needed

Why was Jewish immigration to Palestine "needed"?

Was the area too Arabic for your liking?

Or perhaps you think (I don't) that the Jews are safer in a tiny state, surrounded by enemies, refugee camps and oil wells, cleaving apart the Islamic world and two continents, sitting on the holy sites of several religions in an area that has been fought over throughout history?

	28-05-2002 01:07									#203
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Migration to Palestine was needed because no other countries let them in either! Damn it...

	28-05-2002 01:08									#204
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quote: Originally posted by Sandman Why was Jewish immigration to Palestine "needed"?

Gee, I dont know.

MAYBE BECAUSE THEY WERE BURNED ALIVE IN EUROPE?

	28-05-2002 01:17									#205
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What's wrong with soemwhere less dangerous?

	28-05-2002 01:21									#206
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quote: Originally posted by Eli Gee, I dont know. MAYBE BECAUSE THEY WERE BURNED ALIVE IN EUROPE?

They were not burned alive, were they? It´s not like they were witches after all...

	28-05-2002 01:23									#207
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quote: Originally posted by Sandman What's wrong with soemwhere less dangerous?

Ideology.

11 years ago, my family could've left to the US or Western Europe. Our economic situation wouldn't have been worse than in Israel and we would've been much safer.

But we left to Israel, knowing that in a week or two we could've all die if Saddam had used non conventional weapons. Knowing that the young generation will have to fight and maybe die, same goes for the next generation and the next and the next...

But there was no Jewish state in the US. It's here, the Jews who stand up and fight are here, Jerusalem is here.

	28-05-2002 01:25									#208
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Because few countries accepted more than a trickle of jewish refugees. In Sweden for example, my tutor ( a authority in the field), has written about how jews were refused entry into the country as they where not persecuted for their political belives but for their culture and ethnicity. There's a lot more bullshit like that in the immigrationlaws of the 30s.

	28-05-2002 01:27									#209
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Sandman, I am seeing a confirming pattern here from Britain. Just what were you taught about your history in this period?

	28-05-2002 01:29									#210
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quote: Originally posted by Eli Ideology.

OK, so now it´s ideology? What happened to the jews historic right to the holy land as stated in the scriptures? Are you admitting that zionism is an ideology among other ideolgies and not a god given right to a piece of land you left 2000 years ago? Interesting...