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Pandemoniak is offline Pandemoniak
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Jul 2002
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The Q and A game Remove this text

the thing is simple : you post one question, and one answer. But the question you ask in your post, must be the question to be answered by the precedent post : like that :

In case someone posted a reply while you were answering, just edit it afterwards, so that it keeps going...


A. H2O

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Q. What is the chemical formula for water ?

A. A whole bunch of lightsabers, handled by all theses so called "jedis..."

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Q. What is something really Geeky.?

A. Ming.

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Q. Quote one of this thread moderator.

A. Well, if you take five, divide it by two, and get the square of it, you got a number, right ? Now put that number into slices, and cook it for about 45 minutes. You finally have a cake. Logic.

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Q. Name a Flash Gordon character?

A. 42

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Q. Who had a Kermit the frog avatar?

A. Urho Kekkonen

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Q. What is an unpronoucable word ?

A. 3,141592684561321578911625442136549876516578465107
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Q: What is pi to a whole lot of decimal places?

A: Spam

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Q. What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
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A: Eating crisps WHILE playin Civ/SMAC, you put fat all over the mouse and the keyboard

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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Hmmm, I thought you would say something more like "What is a good word to use in describing this thread"

Q: What is a very dumb thing for you to do?

A: Evil monkeys from Mars!

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Q: The Next Superpower?

A: About 62 cm.

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Q. What is the average size of a fungus.

A. Gloaming, and therefore shining.

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Before this dies:

Q: WHat is an odd phrase that seems to be relatively meaningless?

A: What is a self-answering question?

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Q: What is a stupid question?

A: It was divided by three members of the tribe

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Q. How did an Amerindian people decide the disputed claim over a wife?

A. My uncle's non-existant pink cat, tibbles.

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Q. What was the last thing EvC ate?

A. Weasels and their kin

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Q:A bus in game Traffic giant and it's sin with first letter changed to K

A:1èæëáðøû()-þqwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

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Q. What are the lines on a Lithuanian keyboard, with shift pressed for some characters?

A. The gameshow "Jeapordy", and, to a lesser extent, the "Two Ronnies" sketch where Ronnie Corbett was a contestant on Mastermind.

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Q. Comedy with questions

A. Oh yes, I can.

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Q: Can you dance the Macarena?

A: Nope, It's too gay.

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Q. Did you like Terminator?

A. A rock, Two geese, and 47 jars of grape jelly.

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Q. How did he die?

A. Lots. Of. Pain

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Q. What is getting a Prince Albert like?

A. A crocodile's snout.

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Q. If you were a CCCP member, what would you do to a P4 member ?

A. Punishment Sphere

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Q. A what??

A. Because it rhymes. Duh...

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Q. Why would you like shakira ?

A. Akira is better than that, come on !

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Q: Did you hear about the character from Jungle Book that used drugs?

A: I think it was that dopey bear...

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Q: Which of the animals out in the forest ate your brother?

A: Of course not. He's too evil to do something like that.

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Q: Would Ming give amnesty to all the posters banned yesterday?

A: Now every time he nods his bikini comes off!

 
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