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Rogan Josh is offline Rogan Josh
Prince

Jan 1970
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Q: What is the only disadvantage caused by Supersneak's recent weight loss?

A: Saddam's trousers (pants to the Americans).
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Vilnius, Lithuania
Dec 2001
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Q:What does Saddam wears beneath his jeans?

A:Faces of Death
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Q: What is "Feces of Death", but not quite?

A: Smeghead.
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Jan 1970
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Q: What was the slang insult created by the sitcom 'Red Dwarf'?

A: Shropshire.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's an unpronouncable word?

A: Freeze chewing gum
Kirnwaffen is offline Kirnwaffen
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Tryin' hard to chill in the city of Dis
Jul 2000
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Q: What is the stuff the guys from the Darwin awards tried to kill a gopher with normally used for?

A: Barrels o' monkeys
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Jul 2001
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Q: What's funnier then Lonestar?

(I might be recalling that wrong)

A: Pancing around trees, stark nekkid.
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Tryin' hard to chill in the city of Dis
Jul 2000
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Q: What's Lady Deirde doing?

A: Wholistic car repair.
Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Q: What do you need to operate a successfull McDonald's Franchise in Tibet?

A: Third Base.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What was the third member of the group Ace of Base called?

A: Inferno hour
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no longer.
Jul 2001
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Q: what do you build after your second base?

A:The flesh it burns, the mind it boggles.
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Helsinki
Dec 2001
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Q: What are the GOOD sides of Libertanian Social Democratic party?

A: You notice that you're fingernails are bleeding.
(No, not the skin underneath you're nails, I mean you're fingernails)
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Q: What's effects do pictures of Rosanne naked cause in the causal observer?

A: An Old poster of "The Rocky Horror show"
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's the first thing you notice, when having jumped of the roof of a building?

A: Cream Team
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Apr 2000
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Q: Name at least one name of a gay hardcore porn movie?

A: Red John.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's a name with color?

A: The Sims Salon
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Jul 2005
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Q: Where do Sim hairdressers work?

A: Concrete cell, chains, metal bowl.
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Apr 2000
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Q:What do you call a Salon that is full of computer nerds?

A: Double Cheeseburger.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What is a very yummy burger to get at Steak 'n' Shake?

A: He picked up a bottle of wine and threw it out the window.
Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Q: What luxuries do namby-pamby coddling liberals want the hardened horse-thiefs scourging our nation to have?

A: "No! Anything but the tiger!"
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Jun 2001
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Q: What were the last words Stefu said to one of his friends?

A: That's none of your business!
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Sep 2001
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Q: Where did you get that pink tutu?

A: A pack of cigarettes
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Jun 2001
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Q: What's that thing in your cd-cover?

A: 10 times per weekend, while 20 times on mondays...
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Jun 2001
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Q: How often do you go outside?

A: He was mean to George's daddy!
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Dec 2000
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Q: Why did George spank Mr. Lucky's arse?

A: Whenever the setting sun is blue
Ari Rahikkala is offline Ari Rahikkala
King
Unreported loss of streaming in atomic read operation
Oct 1999
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Q: When do you know you are colour blind?

A: By finding your inner Jon Miller.
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Jun 2001
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Q: How do you end up in a mental institution for MPD?

A: 43, but it used to be 26.34
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Jul 2001
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Q: How many times in one minute can Kass edit his posts?

A: When Hell freezes over.

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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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Q. When shall we conduct our dark rituals?

A: With Mr. Tiddlywinks.
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Jun 2001
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Q: Who did you dance with?

A: why should i even bother answering such a dumb question
 
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