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Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Q: What did the monkey say upon landing on the coconut pile after jumping out of his tree?

A: Ah bugger, I've dropped me dice
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Jul 2001
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Q: What did the DM say before the game experienced a three hour long hiatus?

A: I think I'm sick.
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Q: I've just been caught in bed with a sheep, a pot of marmite and a pair of rubber gloves

A: It happens to all of us
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Q: I just got called a nerd because of all the time I've spent on Apolyton. How about you?

A: Which is why I have to go now.
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Q: I've been awake for 18 hours, and haven't logged out of 'Poly for more than 20 minutes straight in all that time.

A: Seek help. Its for the best
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Q: I am continously bugged by IW's lack of actual questions in the question places. What should I do?

A: Oh my god, it's caught fire!
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Jan 1970
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Q: What happened to the sun?

A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.
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Q: Why do I continually have to edit my posts?

A: Dance, dance, dance!
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Jan 1970
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Q: What will you do if I shoot bullets at your feet?

A: I want to be a tree.

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quote:
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A: Because the Wombat beat me to it.


Q: Why do I feel so bitter when my replies come in late?

A: And Half a pound of treacle, don't forget
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Q: What did the big bush say to the little bush?

A: Red circle with a white line.
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Q: And what was the new design for the London Underground map, exactly?

A: I have to work, I'm going to bed.
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Q: What did that prostitute just say?

A: Space was never quite the same again.
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Q: A member of N-Sync was launched into orbit the other week and...

A: Because of the vernal equinox silly.
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Q: Why am I here?

A: 12 skulls in a pile.
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Q: What was found in Jeffrey Dahmers bed?

A: I guess kiss is out of the question then..
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Q: You used to be a man?

A: Its from evil, evil Finland!
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Jul 2000
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Q: What is Suomi Threadi?

A: A place to park my bike.
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Jan 1970
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Q: What is that bike rack over there for?

A: My foot just fell asleep.
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Q: So why did you drive so fast?!

A: Mostly in Texas
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Q: Where do Texans live?

A: A royal visit.
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Q: What happens seldom at your home?

A: My computer exploded on the moon
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Q: Why haven't you posted to Apolyton lately?

A: I'm a cow. Mooooooo.
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Q: Who do you think you are?

A: 12 August 1932 B.C.
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Q: When did Ramses II, pharaoh of all Egypt, take a piss?

A: Several hundred gallons of it, I'm afraid.
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Q: How much bourbon have you drunk tonight?

A: They came from Alpha Centauri.
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Q. Where does all the fungus you have all over the body come from ?

A. I guess I must have eaten something not biologic.
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Q: Why is there a head growing on your shoulder?

A: Beyond Alpha Centauri.
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Q. What can you see when you're on the hidden side of the moon.

A. Ni. Ni. Ni. NI NI NI NI NI NI
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Q: What did King Arthur and Sir Bedevere say to the old woman?

A: A herring!
 
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