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Adagio is offline Adagio
Emperor

Jun 2001
time: 06:21
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Q: What time is it, when it's 10 before 15 minuts past 6 hours in 3 pm

A: Whenever I visit apolyton.net
Giovanni Wine is offline Giovanni Wine
King
Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
time: 06:21
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Q: When do you have to edit your posts?

A: Nauru
civman2000 is offline civman2000
Emperor
of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:21
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Q: What is some island in the middle of the pacific that only 20 people of the world have heard of?

A:
Adagio is offline Adagio
Emperor

Jun 2001
time: 06:21
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Q: What is the opposite of writing?

A: Drinking apple juice up-side-down
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Jun 2001
time: 23:21
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Q: Billy, what do you think you're doing????

A: Yes
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
in perpetuity
Dec 2000
time: 05:21
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Q: Can you cure hiccups when there's no water?

A: Sarah Ferguson
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
time: 00:21
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Q: Is civman2000 a complete twit?

A: Because I have a papercut.
Giovanni Wine is offline Giovanni Wine
King
Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
time: 06:21
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Q: Holy crap... why do you guys always post before I can post?

A: Your computer will brake down
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
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Dec 2000
time: 05:21
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Q: Why are you yelling?

A: Providing leather shoes since 1290
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
King
Macedonia
May 2001
time: 00:21
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Xpost hell!!!
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:21
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/offtopic:

Q: What is the thing that most Apolytoners loves to do?
A: Sarah Ferguson

Ick.

civman2000 is offline civman2000
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of the Martian Empire
Jun 2001
time: 23:21
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Q: What is Ye Olde Shoe Shoppe's biggest claim to fame?

A: Ming will send you to Mingapulco permanently.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
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Dec 2000
time: 05:21
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quote:
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Q: What is the thing that most Apolytoners loves to do?
A: Sarah Ferguson

Ick.



Q: What happens if I press this button?

A: A million angry robots
Giovanni Wine is offline Giovanni Wine
King
Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002
time: 06:21
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Q: What the heck is going on here?

A: BURP
civman2000 is offline civman2000
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Jun 2001
time: 23:21
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Q: WHat does "B-U-R-P" spell?

A: um, i don't have a clue. I know I didn't do it

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
Emperor
Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:21
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Q: What have you done?

A: I haven't got the foggiest idea.
Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
time: 06:21
  Old Post 25-08-2002 03:44
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Q: When will this mess be cleaned up?

A: It's an arcade machine
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
time: 05:21
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Q: What is this?

A: It's an arcade machine
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Q: What is that thing lodged in my rectum?

Edit: Christ what a mess! A double post.

A: It's an arcade machine.
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
Emperor
Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Q: What is that thing lodged in my rectum?

A: Any of my posts in this thread will be in need of some editing.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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Got spare money?

A: yes. two questions

Q: is this backwards?

A: aaargh. Kass you bastard
Adagio is offline Adagio
Emperor

Jun 2001
time: 06:21
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Q: What would you like to say to Kass?

A: No more than a ton of people without weightloss
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Dec 2000
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Q: What is this?

A: It's an arcade machine
Adagio is offline Adagio
Emperor

Jun 2001
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/OffTopic

quote:
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A: It's an arcade machine


Haven't we heard this line too many times by now?
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
Emperor
Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:21
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Q: What was just said for the hopefully final time in this thread, and a sentence that's should be from now on a bannable offence?

A: 1986.
mactbone is offline mactbone
Prince
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Sep 2001
time: 23:21
  Old Post 25-08-2002 04:17
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Q: In what year did the Finns start planning their invasion of Cyberspace?

A: 100 rolling dinosaurs
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
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Dec 2000
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Q: What is this?

A: It's an aaarrrgh-k, I'll stop
Kirnwaffen is offline Kirnwaffen
Warlord
Tryin' hard to chill in the city of Dis
Jul 2000
time: 22:21
  Old Post 25-08-2002 04:20
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Q: What do you say when your wife kicks you under the table?

A: You've reached the suicide hotline. You will be charged 85 cents a minute.
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
Emperor
Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:21
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/offtopic

Q: In what year did the Finns start planning their invasion of Cyberspace?
A: 1986

* Kassiopeia feels suddenly profoundly more important then before.

Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:21
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Q: Can anyone help me, please?

A: Oh YES! Straight in the nuts!
 
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