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Pandemoniak is offline Pandemoniak
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Jul 2002
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Q. What do you do whan you er... well, er... you know what I mean.

A. We must build a Big Banana Wonder, so that we can count all our bananas as veterans bananas.
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Q: What would MarkG say if he were in charge of a civilization?

A: Ron Jeremy.
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Q: In the list of infintely bad ideas, what was the runner up?

A: But, I mean, I can't! It's so ****ing huge!
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Q: In the list of infintely bad ideas, what was the runner up?
A. We must build a Big Banana Wonder, so that we can count all our bananas as veterans bananas.
A: Ron Jeremy.

Crosspost, really, but the result was equally good, if even better.

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/offtopic
Your answer after that is ironic then, considering you didn't know what my question was.
/offtopic

Q: You should try and beat AH's post count.

A: I'm the Director of Social Engineering
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Jun 2001
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Q: Who's the director of social engineering?

A: Because the marshmallows from the sky fell on my head.
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Q: Why are you wearing a diper on your head?

A: Just for fun, but don't tell Ming...
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Q: Why are you going around dressed as Flash Gordon?

A: I know only that it's white, icky and showed up during the night.
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Q: How would you describe the fungus that invaded your house last night?

A: Sid Meier's head
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/offtopic

Welcome back to xpost hell.

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Q: What's your new avatar going to be?

A: The Martians have arrived, darling!
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Q: What did the Civ3 community say when it was told that MP would come on a different addon packet instead of an update or the actual game?

A: Harmon Rabb Jr.
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Q. What is smaller than Bryan Reynolds head but bigger than a WAr3 designer ?

A. Debout les damnés de la terre !
Debout les forçats de la faim !
La raison tonne en son cratère
C'est l'éruption de la fin !

C'est la luuttthhheu finaaaalehheuu...
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Q: Could you please repeat what you just said?

A: Chickens are robbing the higway stores at midnight...
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Q: What's going on???

A: notyoueither
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Q: What is not uncomprehensible, hasn't got the word 'terre' and isn't written in French?

A: I think it's gonna fall off; I haven't used it for good sixteen years.
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Q. Guess what happened that one time, at bandit camp ?

A. No lemurs were harmed in the opening of this file.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What animals wasn't heard, by doing WHAT?

A: Jumping Jack Flashs underwear
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This is just hilarious.

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Q. When our beloved moderator Ming is not moderating us, what does he likes to do ?

A. Let the sun shine.

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Jun 2001
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Q: What shouldn't we the let sun do 24 hours a day?

A: Jumping on the frogs head
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Q. What can you do in a nonsense corner ?

A. Bouncing bouncing bouncing
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Q: What 3 words best describes what you're doing now?

A: Go to profiles, and then press the "delete internet" button
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Q. How do I go to profiles and press the "delete internet" button ?

A. The world is divided in to : nice proletarians who has loaded gun, and evil greedy capitalist pigs who dig. You dig.
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Q: How is the world divided, according to the new schoolbooks?

A: +
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Q. Whats the opposite of a star ?

A. A bicycle race.
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Q: What is the new people called, that are going to destroy the human race?

A: CD-cover infection
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Q: How do you tell a CD to put itself over an infection?

A: Asher
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Q: Name a name seen around this place

A: Ice Ace
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Q: What's the worst fighter-pilot in the movies currently?

A: Homotiainen on melkein sama kuin Hömötiainen! Tsihihihi!
 
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