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Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Q: Is that vase expensive?

A: I knew I shouldn't have knocked it on the floor
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Q: What exactly were Gomez's last words?

A: Not once not twice but thrice.
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Q: And you said you threw up?

A: Nevermore!
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Jun 2001
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Q: Come on, please do it one more time, just for me, wouldn't you?

A: Chineese papercuts are the best...
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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Q: Give me a good way to slit my throat?

A: Use an umbrella.
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Q: I don't have any parachute, what can I use instead?

A: Used toiletpaper
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Q: What's the commonest thing you find stuck to the walls in the Mingapulco toilets?

A: -4 coconuts. No, really.
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Mar 1999
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Q. How many coconuts do you need for -4 knights?

A. A catapult made entirely of bananas and earwax.
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Q: What's a thing that shoots with apes, and is mostly yellow, but has a special designed "hearing" ability?

A: A shower, with the taste of Pizza
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Q: What happens when there's an explosion at Tony's House of Pizza

A: 3 T-54s and 8 T-72s
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Q: What does it take to create a decent MBT thread?

A: No game is good enough for me.
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Q: So you didn't like Civ3?

A: snaffled by pixies
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Q: Why did you throw your Xbox out the window?

A: lol its so big
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Q: What did Dalgetti's Internet Girlfriend say when she saw the size of his hard drive?

A: By George, I think the boy's got it!
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Q: Did you hear about that new disease outbreak recently?

A: Unicorns can be used for this purpose.
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Q: How can I make "Goring Harry Potter Volume IV"?

A: Ask your mother...
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Q: What were those springs popping last night?

A: Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a patridge in a pear tree
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Q: What did you kill in the hunt yesterday?

A: Fluffy bunny feet.
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Q: What will cause Skanky Burns's death one day?

A. Oh yea? And whatcha gonna do about it? Huh?
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Q. Jaguar, I just discovered that you've used KaZaa to ware yourself ebooks!

A: I see dead people.
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Q: So, whats your favourite party trick?

A: Then his head exploded.
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Q: What happened just after he picked up the phone?

A: I see living people
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Q. What happens when you just escape from Mingaculpo ?

A. Lets dance together naked ! Yeehoo !
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Q: What did your parents say just before you were created?

A: Donning my panaloons in all haste.
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Q. What is nonsense ?

A. A banana, whom one leg is shorther than the other so that it can walk on the ridge of a moutain.
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Q: What's the best "mountain walker" the world have ever seen?

A: I'm innocent...at least until the opposite has been proved...
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Q: What did you say when they caught you on top of the Police Chief's daughter?

A: Its a bucket of mud and its mine, all mine!
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Q: What's this thing lodged in your nostril?

A: Breasts. Hundreds of them.
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Q: What did you see last night, at that midnight show, you saw?

A: A potato smashed in a cd-cover
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Q: What is the tastiest food found in the US?

A: A waterbuffalo on speed.

Edited since ADG got ther first.

 
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