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Adagio is offline Adagio
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Jun 2001
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Q: How do you say idiot, and then laugh in Indonesian?

A: By adding two egg roles and some tears
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Jul 2002
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Q. What must be added to dragon's blood to have a Philrum Of Youth ?

A. Flower of Scotland
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Jan 1970
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Q: What do you call a mincin' Scot?

A: A full body rub-down.
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Jun 2001
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Q: What do you get sometimes you ask for a "special service"?

A: You don't want to know this. Trust me...
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Jul 2001
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Q:What's that thing on your neck?

A:Wonderful drugs! Wheee!
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Q: Why would a haddock kill itself?

A: I would personally blame Shrubya for it.
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Jul 2001
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Q: What's up with all the forest fires?

A: A snowball's chance in hell.
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Jan 1970
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Q: Will the US accept any reforms to reduce greenhouse emissions?

A: The Bishop of Rochester.

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Q: Who's the most likely to get laid tonight

A: Ants, it's always the ants...
Vlad Antlerkov is offline Vlad Antlerkov
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Mar 1999
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Q. What are the odds of Vlad getting laid?

A. Bongo the Dancing Bear.
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Damn your eternal editing!

Vlad Antlerkov is offline Vlad Antlerkov
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Damnit, ADG edited

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quote:
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Damn your eternal editing!


The one I had, wasn't the one you said, but close, it was, what's YOUR chance for getting laid tonight, which didn't make any sense, but your line made sense

Change it back Vlad, why did you edit your post, because I edited my question, that had nothing to do with your post

Ok...better stop all the editing, before this turns into a editing hell


Q: What's that huge thing, you have there in your pants?

A: Needles, tons of them...
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Q: What's the last thing you'd want to see before dying?

A: Handkerchiefs. Lots of handkerchiefs.
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A HC Q&A player uses Qs that fit almost any possible A.

Oh and Vlad, that makes two of us.

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Mar 1999
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Q. What's that in the glove compartment?

A. Bongo the Dancing Bear (again ).
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Jun 2001
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Q: Who's Vlads new girlfriend?

A: The cowboys are on the loose again...
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Q: What happened to your face?

A: Battle, Battling KOS-MOS, Proto Merkabah, Omega, and Last Battle.
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Q. What movies you got?

A. A glacier would never retreat. It would rather die first. Onward glacial brethren.
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Q: What did the Ice Queen retort to Global Warming?

A: A double-ard bastard.
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Q: What did the herring call the banana?

A: Chrono Cross, IIRC.
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Q. What spell lets me really kill Lavos?

A. The sound of potassium.
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Q: What has got absolutely nothing to do with anything?

A: Apolyton.
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Jun 2001
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Q: Where do you spend most of your hollydays?

A: The Q and A game
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Q: What has got absolutely nothing to do with anything?

A: A certain death situation.
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Q: A concert with Osama Bin Laden is also better known as?

A: Duke Nukem
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Jun 2002
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Q: What does the Duke of Wellington prefer to be called?

A: Over there next to the dude with no hair.
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Q: Where do I get my hair cut?

A: At the banana museum
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Q: And where exactly did you see these rampaging monkeys.

A: Ok but I wanna go first
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Q: Shouldn't we all go to Mingapulco?

A: I'm pretty sure it's the Ming dynasti
 
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