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Chieftain
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Jan 1970
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Horsie dewd, I know this is the third time saying this, but seriously, you are my FATHER'S AGE. You are trying to cut up people that are not even HALF YOUR AGE! Asher and I aren't even 20 you loser! Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? Its normal for me and Asher to be here, but YOU ARE OOLLLLDDDD. Go away you weirdo. If you spoke with someone your age should, no one would care you're here. BUT YOU DON"T. You must have serious issues dewd.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Loser

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Its not even worth fighting anymore, Horsie dewd, I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up being some self loathing suicide wanna-be case, people your age are better people than you are. That makes me pity you. Call it age discrimination, but honestly once I saw how old you were, you already lost.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Jan 1970
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97 in a 65 zone and then whine about it?

Loser, loser, loser!!!!!

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Feb 2002
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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
There seems to be relationship between speeding and being a loser.




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Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
I speed too sometimes so I'm no saint.



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Indeed, it seems you're onto something.


LoL

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Boris, Asher, let me let you in on a little secret - heterosexual married men with children don't worry terribly much about how they look or about getting older



Translation: I got a beer gut, I'm balding, and their is a deep heart shaped valley on my computer chair. Luckily, the world needs me, because my comments and guilt trips at Apolyton are going to put an end to the 100's of millions of speeders in America.

Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Trollin, trollin, trolling, though the creeks are swollen........

Six Thousand Year Old Man is offline Six Thousand Year Old Man
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Aug 2000
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17 pages later... speeding is the least of our troubles here, it seems.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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unkewl

What are you 1? 3 years old?

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Chieftain
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People that actually have lives, know the current terminology, I wouldn't expect someone called "DinoDoc" to know even that. Don't try to be "kewl" when you obviously really aren't.

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Feb 2002
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Ooh ooh I wanna be Kewl!!! can I be Kewl? Please Please Please?

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*hands neo the kewlness he desires*

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W00t! L33t!

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hmm... somehow I was expecting it to a bit more thrilling.......

I'll go back to being a dork. Chics dig dorks. Especially big Dorks.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 24-10-2002 22:49
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Okay, that this thread hasn't been closed yet is amazing to me. Where is Rah and his toast?

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Beats me. They maybe waiting for it to gewt to the 500 limit.

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Oct 1999
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I'm sorry, speeding is not a "crime" unless you are driving recklessly and much faster than the rest traffic so that you are legitimately putting others' lives in danger. If you can't then it shouldn't be against the law.


A state "crime" is whatever the elected state legislature says it is, so long as it doesn't expressly conflict with the Federal or state constitutions.

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Oh and don't forget the nice little racket that the towing companies have going with the police. My husband was arrested for not having paid a ticket, and the state trooper called from the road to tell me they were towing the car. Aside from being a complete ***hole, he told me they were towing it, I said, "Why can't you leave it there? I'll be there in 20 minutes to pick it up." "Well, I can't just leave a car on the side of the road!" "Bull**** there are cars by the side of the road all over the place, and most of them aren't picked up in 20 minutes." Besides all the other money I threw into the government pit that day, we had to pay over a hundred dollars in towing and "storage" fees (it was there for about 2 hours while we got my stepmom from work because the car was registered in her name).


Cry me a river. Should have paid that ticket then, I guess, when it was due. How much would it have cost back then?

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The police are oppressive because they don't care or don't know about our constitutional rights.


Where in the Constitution do you have the "right" to operate a motor vehicle on a public roadway at all? Let alone in violation of state statutes, whether relating to licensing, or exceeding the legal speed limit?

No offense, but this sounds more like "I can't do what I want so I'm gonna pitch a fit about the big bad government and the Constitution" cry-babyism than true Libertarianism. Or are they one and the same?

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500 wewd B kool, dood.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Hmmm, I think this thread has degenerated a little. What was wrong with talking about speeding?

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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People that actually have lives, know the current terminology, I wouldn't expect someone called "DinoDoc" to know even that. Don't try to be "kewl" when you obviously really aren't.


People who actually have lives don't give a flying **** at a rolling donut about the "current terminology." Just because a bunch of pretentious 13 year olds decide to make up their own spelling of a word doesn't mean the rest of us are obligated to notice them in their need for validation.

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Of COURSE you do! =P

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I must agree. I am the personification of cool. I don't need to comply to peer pressure to demonstrate that

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Heya, Horse dewd. You want to go there? Fine. You see it works like this.... I was the kind of person that would make fun of people like you in the hallways behind your back at school. I was popular, good looking, and I KNEW IT TOO! Which makes me an extra *****. People like you, were people that I snubbed in the hallway, the people that needed to use dandruff shampoo. You were the unkewl, and prolly part of the 'alternative' crowd that "CHOSE" not to be kewl. lol. Ya I know I'm an @$$ but you brought it upon yourself. I'm sick of acting nice for people like you.


So now you're the kind of person who talks about the hallways back at school as the high point in your "life."

I'm impressed.

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I would think a moderator of all people would be able to see a troll when one comes on by. Maybe it hit too close to home?

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Horsie dewd, I know this is the third time saying this, but seriously, you are my FATHER'S AGE. You are trying to cut up people that are not even HALF YOUR AGE! Asher and I aren't even 20 you loser! Seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!? Its normal for me and Asher to be here, but YOU ARE OOLLLLDDDD. Go away you weirdo. If you spoke with someone your age should, no one would care you're here. BUT YOU DON"T. You must have serious issues dewd.


Oh, for the self-important full of shitness of bright-eyed, bushy-tailed "still spongin off mommy and daddy but I'm so cool, ooops, kewl" "haven't yet done anything but I can sit on the internet and talk about how I have a life and you don't" youth.

Us old farts actually really need your type around. We need quasi-literate "hire a teen while they still know it all" types to deliver our pizzas, take our money at the gas station and say "Would you like paper or plastic" when we're at the grocery store.



BTW, we were trolling when you were still in diapers.

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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I would think a moderator of all people would be able to see a troll when one comes on by. Maybe it hit too close to home?


Somebody has to take up Horsie's slack when he's asleep on Oz time.

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I would rather be young than old. Old people that sit on internet forums are creapy. Civ 3's target demographic was mid teens to early twenties. Why is anyone over the age of 25ish even here? Honestly you are the ones that shouldn't be here.

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When you were a lad MtG, the nearest you had to a computer was an abacus

Hey, he told me I was an old man last night on AIM

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Yes, mommy. Can I stay up an extra half-hour if I promise to do the dishes tomorrow?

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PH... hehe, ya I did. But you're not CREAPY old like Horsie dewd, and I don't know how old MtG is, but I'm guessing he's in the creapy old catergory too. =P

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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When you were a lad MtG, the nearest you had to a computer was an abacus

Hey, he told me I was an old man last night on AIM


Well, you are, old man.

And nah, when I was a lad, they had already invented the mechanical adding machine.

 
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