22-11-2002 11:04									#31
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*AHEM*

The spirits demand an answer to my question.

	22-11-2002 12:27									#32
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus *AHEM* The spirits demand an answer to my question.

I'm sorry sir, I was to mixed up with business proposals. I'm not sure what particular spirit drink you want? Ghost in the Bottle, El Spirito or some other brand?

	22-11-2002 12:41									#33
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Hmmm... I believe 'El Spirito' would be the closest approximation. I'll have a pot of it.

	23-11-2002 04:59									#34
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Odd, that. I was just bending over to sit down at this bench when a small decapitated head suddenly arose mournfully out of my sherry and told me, in a sad voice told me that in a couple of moments something very tragic would occur, and that I should duck.

I did as the ghost asked, and all of the sudden, a cow smashed through one of the nearby windows from the roof of the adjacent building (for what reason the animal was on that roof, I cannot say), and whipped over my head by an inch. Mournfully, I noticed that the bowl of sherry had been smashed. The ghost had been right. Tragedy had struck.

The spirits in these spirits do tell us things we need to hear. I think we all need another drink.

	23-11-2002 15:33									#35
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Hey bartender... man *burp*
I sat on my veranda on top of my friggin casa, man...

Think it was this morning? Gee, not sure.
Uh, just before I was about to have gulp at my pisswarm cerveza, I notice some kinda cool-lookin' green herb-thing stickin' outta my friggin wastepot there. I kinda ate it. Yeah It was good, man. Gee, I'm gonna do it again, man. Should I ?

	23-11-2002 15:46									#36
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Do you have a seed from it? I would like to examine it and see what the spirits have to say about it.

	23-11-2002 15:58									#37
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Let´s exchange... you give me 1 pot of p*ss warm chango (whatever it is)
and I give you 1 pot of my dizzing red drink (I´m thinking about calling it Dredri).

Do p*ss warm chango make pot become three and head hurt when wake?

	23-11-2002 16:34									#38
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Yeah man. I took the friggin seeds out before I ate it.
I used to spit in the pot alot man. And when I threw out my pisswarm chango there, the herby thing blossomed and smelled awesome... uh, banana ?

The spirits man? Oh, gracious.
I talk to them folks every friggin day.
at the funky graveyard, I just love them spirits.

	23-11-2002 21:35									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Nuclear Winter Let´s exchange... you give me 1 pot of p*ss warm chango (whatever it is) and I give you 1 pot of my dizzing red drink (I´m thinking about calling it Dredri). Do p*ss warm chango make pot become three and head hurt when wake?

Hmm, I think that's a reasonable deal. And yes, p*ss warm chango does make pot three and head hurt, but if you put enough effort into it (i.e. drink enough) it makes head hurt so much you won't notice it anymore and so enjoy the drink better. Keep ordering those p*ss warm changos guys!

	23-11-2002 21:39									#40
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus Do you have a seed from it? I would like to examine it and see what the spirits have to say about it.

I don't believe a word you say; only kids think you can tell the spirits' thoughts by examining seeds. Everyone knows you have to examine the testicles of a bull to communicate with the spirits. Buying some expensive alcoholic beverage will help too - it is rumoured that the Iberian Delight is built on the remains of a villa owned by a spirit. So keep on buying liquor for your own sake!

	23-11-2002 21:49									#41
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I'll have another glass of p*ss warm chango (BTW, I got that from the Steve Buscemi-Cheech Marin exchange in Desperado).

Now, with all due respect to Senior Calamari's squid, I am about due to harvest my cactus crop, and they are a true delicacy... even if I do say so myself. I would gladly supply you with a case of said cacti in exchange for one bottomless pitcher of chango. What do you say?

	23-11-2002 22:03									#42
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quote: Originally posted by ruby_maser I'll have another glass of p*ss warm chango (BTW, I got that from the Steve Buscemi-Cheech Marin exchange in Desperado). Now, with all due respect to Senior Calamari's squid, I am about due to harvest my cactus crop, and they are a true delicacy... even if I do say so myself. I would gladly supply you with a case of said cacti in exchange for one bottomless pitcher of chango. What do you say?

I seem to be overwhelmed by businessmen these days. I am sorry, but my stock is full at the moment, since Calamari has been supplying me generously with his squids. However, if people spontaneously rise up from their tables and start shouting (posting a reply) that they want cacti, maybe I will remove some squids in favour of your cacti .

	23-11-2002 22:29									#43
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It doesn't look like the people want their cacti...how very very sad, indeed...guess you'll have to have more squid...fried squid...in red sauce...with tomatoes...and basil...and garlic...

And hey! I'm a new King! So, I'm buying the drinks for everyone, and we all get some of my fried squid! I'll cook! Santiago!

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

(And as for this cow who crashed through the window...does anyone want a steak? Steak and squid go good together! Squid fried in steak essence! Yes, that's it!)

	23-11-2002 22:54									#44
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Hey tabernero! Do you have a good Rioja wine? Or do we have to conquer Rioja yet?

This place seems very crowded these days. Maybe that's because everybody wants to come to Madrid and see what that "Civilización" invent is about of.

	24-11-2002 00:25									#45
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy It doesn't look like the people want their cacti...how very very sad, indeed...guess you'll have to have more squid...

this is not a competition, I have tried the squid myself and thought they were wonderful. No one is saying, "Get rid of the squid!"

But nothing beats a tavern with 1 food to nibble on like a tavern with 2. Granted cactus is an acquired taste (boiled leather comes to mind, mmm ) but the hallucinogenic properties of a good cactus steak will make you think you are eating something else anyway. Leave the needles in there if you want a real suprise going down. Think about the possibilities... the lawsuits --its beautiful!

el_ruby_maser
clairvoyant, halfwit cactus-farmer/barfly

	24-11-2002 03:50									#46
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Oh no. Of course not. The squid must stay, but the cacti must be eaten also. See, my slave Gastronome Neecap likes them...Gastronome? Gastronome? Quick! Call an ambulance!!

	24-11-2002 03:54									#47
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quote: I don't believe a word you say; only kids think you can tell the spirits' thoughts by examining seeds. Everyone knows you have to examine the testicles of a bull to communicate with the spirits. Buying some expensive alcoholic beverage will help too - it is rumoured that the Iberian Delight is built on the remains of a villa owned by a spirit. So keep on buying liquor for your own sake!

You dare question the High Priest!? The spirits will strike you dead for this blashpemy

Besides, I only want to see what the spirits have to say about seeds, not see what the have to say using the seeds.

	24-11-2002 04:02									#48
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The High Priest has been insulted! Men of honor! Gather round his holiness! Blasphemy must be struck down! Have a squid!

	24-11-2002 04:09									#49
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Of course...if we do strike down the blasphemer, we'll loose the best (and only) tavern in Spain, and the best newspaper in Spain, and some of the best prices on squids. Let's quietly forget about all of this, OK? High Priest, if you'd like to ignore this incident, we'd be pleased to give you a...life-time supply of fried calamari. Yes, that'd do, right? Right?!

	24-11-2002 04:11									#50
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Yes, that will be sufficient to apease the wrath of the spirits. The bartender is forgiven.

	24-11-2002 04:16									#51
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I bow before your holiness's wisdom and sense of unnerring justice. Surely a more holy High Priest could never be found in all Iberia, or in all the world. (kiss this guy's ring, Gastronome...and get that cactus needle out of your chin)

Hernan de History Guy Calamari

	24-11-2002 06:44									#52
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quote: Originally posted by oliverfa Hey tabernero! Do you have a good Rioja wine? Or do we have to conquer Rioja yet? This place seems very crowded these days. Maybe that's because everybody wants to come to Madrid and see what that "Civilización" invent is about of.

Amigo, I have wines for sale! Good pot of wine , but I call it dredri(dizzing red drink). Wanna buy it? Please!!!!
Ah, and I want some Cactus!!!! But I have no shiny stones, so trade for dredri!!!

	24-11-2002 21:06									#53
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I am truly sorry. I should not have blaphemized (is that a word?). It must have been the cacti; they make me a bit dizzy and irrational. This could be a very lucrative business, selling cacti to my customers. I'm not sure what the laws on narcotics are, but I would truly be happy to add cacti to my menu. el_ruby_maser, I think we can work out a deal here.

I will, of course, let the squids remain on top of my menu. I would anger my customers and thus endanger my profits if squids would be harder to get...

	24-11-2002 21:55									#54
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Of course, Petro.

However, the word is blasphemed. Remember that. If all else fails, remembering that could get you an extra buck or two.

	25-11-2002 16:54									#55
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Since we now also sell cacti, here's the new and updated menu:

IBERIAN DELIGHT MENU

code:
Squid meals

Original  --  2 bones
Just the good old squid, with salad
Squid a la Vino  --  2 bones
Wine-fed squid. Will eventually replace the original.
Kid's squid  --  1 bone
With a delicious sweet taste. Comes with a present in the squid's belly.
Squid-it yourself  --  Price depends on choice of ingredients
Choose the ingredients and you will be served your very own squid-dish.

Cacti

Original  --  4 bones
The only type of cactus sold here. The Iberian Delight will not be held
responsible for any harmful after effects.

	25-11-2002 20:36									#56
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What do you have to drink here? I think Cactus Juice can be very tasty (of course, use a strainer when you pour it, damn needles can ruin a good buzz).

How about squid sauteed in cactus juice, or visa versa. Very tasty, as far as you know.

	26-11-2002 00:34									#57
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Ha a free round of Squid a La Bino for all!
I have just achieved Chieftainhood! (ok, this is nothing compared to prince or king,or even warlord, but it is something, huh?

	26-11-2002 00:46									#58
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Ummm, sorry to say, its not. But, since you seem to think it is, I'll drink with you.

Just Kidding (as far as you know).

Congratulations.

	26-11-2002 03:31									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Nuclear Winter I have just achieved Chieftainhood! (ok, this is nothing compared to prince or king,or even warlord, but it is something, huh?

I know what you feal; I just recently became warlord and it was like... "I'm the man " I didn't want to celebrate though: too costly.

EDIT: *Floris serves everybody his free Squid a la Vino*
Compliments of Nuclearis

	26-11-2002 05:25									#60
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I would like to buy everyone a round of p*ss-warm chango in memory of Gastronome Neecap Sr.

As to the nature of his untimely demise, I have no comment at this time, and my lawyers are advising me to avoid interviews with the press.

I would, however, like to recommend that everyone try the cactus; according to Senior Calamari, it was a favorite of our belated friend