02-07-2003 08:05									#151
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I thought we came to conlusion that real men know when to shut up like 2-3pages ago..

	02-07-2003 08:08									#152
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I think we have mostly covered what a good man does and is like. We're still little short on the TRUE MAN stuff like farting etc. Anyone?

	02-07-2003 16:22									#153
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this must be one of the gayest threads ever... quite a pity, given its title.

	02-07-2003 16:51									#154
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Sava said it before I did... nothing is more manly than being a good father and husband. Nothing.

Amen bruthaz Sava and JohnT!

	02-07-2003 17:03									#155
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Ooops! I posted BEFORE I saw into what this thread had become! AAAAARHG!!!

	02-07-2003 17:09									#156
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Saras is one of them now!

	02-07-2003 17:12									#157
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funny stuff fellas. good one.

	02-07-2003 17:29									#158
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a bit too gay though

	02-07-2003 19:32									#159
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We need some anti-gaiety:

1/ Drinking straight Whiskey, and sucking through your teeth
2/ Chopping logs of wood
3/ Listening to rock & roll in the car, and driving really really fast
4/ Drinking 10 pints of beer every Friday and Saturday night
5/ Watching sport on TV on Saturday, only moving to use the toilet, get another can of beer, or scratch self.
6/ Washing the car on Sunday afternoon while the wife cooks a big roast dinner
7/ Poking fires with sticks
8/ Starting to redecorate a bedroom, then getting bored, and going to watch sport on TV again
9/ Ordering the largest steak or mixed grill on the menu, and eating it all, and still wanting pudding ("dessert" is for Frenchies and sissies)
10/ Getting into a bar brawl, which results in no actual punches being exchanged, but merely a lot of offensive rhetoric, and out-thrusting of chests, before both parties are forcibly restrained by their mates.

	02-07-2003 20:13									#160
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quote: Originally posted by Ecthelion a bit too gay though

You've got a scary obsession with that word...

	02-07-2003 20:37									#161
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Taking it up the ass and not complaining.

Translation: Using Windows and other M$ products.


/threadjack

	02-07-2003 20:39									#162
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Bah! Bunch of pooftas, the lot of you!

	02-07-2003 20:49									#163
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Having the courage to Quit army and become (civilserviceman?). Also, fighting against militarism and being a tolerant human eg, are things that make you a true man.

	02-07-2003 20:58									#164
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IW,

You forgot:

-- grunt a lot
-- use a straw to pick his teeth
-- walk around bowlegged

	02-07-2003 21:42									#165
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Yeah, but I know chicks like that, and I wouldn't want to offend them

	02-07-2003 22:05									#166
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Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!

	02-07-2003 22:45									#167
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I thought UR did.

	02-07-2003 22:49									#168
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Three little words from which I derive endless fascination and pleasure:

Burp
Scratch
Fart


(with the occasional Pick thrown in for variety)

	02-07-2003 23:25									#169
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Real men cut their arm off when a rock pins their hands.

	02-07-2003 23:36									#170
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che, right on che! There was just another case of a man who was a miner(?), got stuck and did the same as the climber.. these guys are popping like mushrooms after rain...

	03-07-2003 00:17									#171
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MAN GNAWS OWN ARM OFF, TRAPPED UNDER SLEEPING WHALE

A man in his late 20's was taken to the Alfred Hospital suffering severe physical and psychological trauma from having to amputate his own arm using nothing but his teeth. The man claimed that he had been out at a nightclub the night before, but had no recollection of his whereabouts or activities between the hours of 1:00 am and 10:30am. At this time, he awoke to find his arm trapped under what he described as "a whale... an absolute horror...". In fear of identification by awakening this "whale", the man, unable to extricate himself, proceeded to amputate his own right arm using his teeth alone. The man is undergoing pscychological counselling, the "whale" is currently being investigated. It is believed that its gender is female, however the sexual identity is being hidden by what have been described by investigators as "spare tyres" and "excessive insulation".

	03-07-2003 00:25									#172
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IW, nice manly list

	03-07-2003 00:29									#173
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Asher

If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??


Seriously, I feel the same as several others .. To be a man you live up to your responsibilities and protect and provide for your family. You keep your word.

Some of the other comments are funny , while most of the rest are the macho verbal excrement of those that think that "manhood" is a part of the body.

	03-07-2003 08:27									#174
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quote: Originally posted by gunkulator Come on UR! I gave you the perfect oppurtunity to tweak Asher. Go for it!

You did a good job yourself

	03-07-2003 08:29									#175
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quote: Originally posted by Flubber Asher If having your prostate hit feels so good, why it MANLY to bear this without complaint??

Because getting to that point can be quite the adventure!