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Zero is offline Zero
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Sep 2002
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Got spare money?

quote:
Originally posted by Asher
What about the balls of fat on their chest?? Hmm?!?


i like fatty meat. maybe ill bite them off next time im licking them.

Asher is offline Asher
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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
What about them? They are meant 1. for men to watch them and have fun with them and 2. for women to breast feed kids.. so they are multiple function devices.

It would be cool if it vended beer. But milk? Please. How kiddish!

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UT, Austin - The live music capital of the world
Jun 2002
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Originally posted by tinyp3nis

I take it that you have to pay these girls?


no, texas girls are just very playful.. like in those girls gone wild videos... but not so rediculous...

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They look nice?

What about the flesh stick that urinates that goes in the corridor of horrors and smells? That doesn't sound too nice either. Nothing sexual does actually if you put it like that.

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Asher, hey that's a great idea! Beer out of breasts...

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quote:
Originally posted by tinyp3nis
They look nice?

What about the flesh stick that urinates that goes in the corridor of horrors and smells? That doesn't sound too nice either. Nothing sexual does actually if you put it like that.

The flesh stick is useful in touching the prostate. Serves a purpose, you see.

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Ok doctor

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Yup, it's not like girls can't be fun too. Girls can like manly stuff, and be good at the same things. Personally I don't even like princesses.. I like them wild girls who try anything and tries to have fun with it, with the manly stuff too. Like those Texas girls Kramerman described

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Suffering from ads?

big boobs give u an excuse for not looking at ur partner face to face.

So that u can forget about it after its over.

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Originally posted by Pekka
Yup, it's not like girls can't be fun too. Girls can like manly stuff, and be good at the same things. Personally I don't even like princesses.. I like them wild girls who try anything and tries to have fun with it, with the manly stuff too. Like those Texas girls Kramerman described


I party and get stoned with crazy girls and I date conservative ones. Best of both worlds.

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Ok doctor

You don't need to be a doctor.

The prostate is the most sensitive organ in the male body, the male G-spot actually.

Most straight guys are missing out.

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Asher, Thank you for being so worried about our well being and that we're missing out

Zero, wouldn't it be better to party, get crazy and stoned with convervative girls and date those wild girls though?

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Oh.

My.

God.

EDIT: refering to Asher's post above

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UT, Austin - The live music capital of the world
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IIRC, when a male ejaculates, the prostate is massaged by convulsing muscles... we are missing nothing

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quote:
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IIRC, when a male ejaculates, the prostate is massaged by convulsing muscles... we are missing nothing


That's nothing.

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DRoseDARs, I know, I blame Asher for starting this whole thing.

How about getting back to the track?

More manly stuff!

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Got spare money?

You mean this isn't manly???

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That's nothing.


yeah, but first, you gotta get a flesh stick of the stink hole... OUCH! not worth it

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Most straight guys are missing out.


Now, now -- we must not entice closeted Apolytoners with our dirty secrets, less Boddington's finds out about our "secret plans" to corrupt society.






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quote:
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DRoseDARs, I know, I blame Asher for starting this whole thing.

How about getting back to the track?

More manly stuff!


Said Pekka to yet another gay man...

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I don't know.. but it's not what I had in mind

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DROseDARs, are you gay too?

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DROseDARs, are you gay too?


Dude, we're everywhere... MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I'm gonna stay out of this thread 'cause it's much too fun to watch from a silent distance.

*DRoseDARs slips back into the shadows...*

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I knew the gay conspiracy was true all the time!
But don't worry, I'm not very prejudiced, I'm sure gay men can do manly stuff too, so your contributions are welcomed too.

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Oct 2001
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*DRoseDARs slips back into the shadows...*


so not manly.

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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
I knew the gay conspiracy was true all the time!
But don't worry, I'm not very prejudiced, I'm sure gay men can do manly stuff too, so your contributions are welcomed too.





** finds out pride smilie STILL does not work **

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Originally posted by yavoon


so not manly.


Real men strike without warning and when you least expect it...

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yavoon, so true

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May 1999
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Most straight guys are missing out.


Some people like to be beaten up repeatedly.

Most don't care for the experience.

Asher is offline Asher
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Some people like to be beaten up repeatedly.

Most don't care for the experience.

Yet you keep begging for more.

 
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