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Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:19

Things that makes you a TRUE MAN

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What are the most manly things there are to do?
Things like fixing a car, setting the fire and pooping in the woods? What are the MOST manly things, that makes you say 'I am all that is MAN' ?

No sissy stuff!

Paul Hanson

King

Dilbert
Aug 1999
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:20

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Completing Dune 2 without cheating.

VetLegion

Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:29

02-07-2003 04:20

Tired of ads?

Doing something against the odds. Not sure what yet.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:22

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Come on people, those are weak!

Ok.. carrying heavy stuff, that is man stuff.

VetLegion

Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:29

02-07-2003 04:23

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Here is one: knowing when to shut up. No, really, I had a situation like that just today, nevermind the details, but I have more respect for people who can shut up at crucial moments then I ever had before

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:23

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Waking up to a new morning and going on your 4th day with the same underwear.. now that is truly MAN.

Shooting, owning big guns. Drooling after fast cars with big engines.

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:23

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Being a real man, and being a real woman, or whatever, hardly differ for me. In both cases, they are strong people, with strong will-power. They differ somewhat in their relationships with each other, but it's like a Yin-yang difference, completing eachother.

monolith94

Emperor

New England
Jan 1970
time: 00:29

02-07-2003 04:23

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

posting on the internet.

Paul Hanson

King

Dilbert
Aug 1999
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:24

Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

Washing your clothes without using fabric softener.

*End Is Forever*

Emperor

Salford, UK
Jan 1970
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:25

#10

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Knowing not to start threads like this.

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:29

02-07-2003 04:25

#11

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Doing missions in Thief without save/reloading. On expert level. Getting all loot.

chegitz guevara

King

Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
time: 00:29

02-07-2003 04:25

#12

Suffering from ads?

Farting, belching, and scratching yourself

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:25

#13

Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I said no sissy stuff people!

Paul Hanson, now that is MAN. Not knowing about fabric softener is even more manly. Making someone else to wash your clothes is where you want to be.

VetLegion

Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:29

02-07-2003 04:26

#14

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quote:
Washing your clothes without using fabric softener.

I shave without chemicals, does it count?

Another one: watching a Jackie Chan movie and appreciating it. I am sick of people who think it is shallow

Asher

King

Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999
time: 22:29

02-07-2003 04:26

#15

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Taking it up the ass and not complaining.

Paul Hanson

King

Dilbert
Aug 1999
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:26

#16

Enter the AD-FREE zone

Not ironing them afterwards is pretty hard, too.

GePap

King

of the Big Apple
Nov 2001
time: 23:29

02-07-2003 04:27

#17

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Having 20+ offspring that grow up to reproductive age. NOTHING is more manly than that.

BustaMike

King

You think you're better than me? You've been handling my ass pennies!!!
Nov 1999
time: 21:29

02-07-2003 04:28

#18

Full PM-box? Change here!

quote:
Originally posted by Azazel
Being a real man, and being a real woman, or whatever, hardly differ for me. In both cases, they are strong people, with strong will-power. They differ somewhat in their relationships with each other, but it's like a Yin-yang difference, completing each other.

That touchy feely crap sounds like something a woman would write! <-- Is that post man enough for you Pekka?

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:28

#19

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Watching football with your buddies, no one is wearing any deodorants, and no one caring about it. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Making a mess with snacks and beer, shouting too loud and using lots of swearing words.

and like che pointed out, farting contests.. you gets the loudest, longest and the worst smelling is truly the king.

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:28

#20

Tired of ads?

GePap's the ****!

[/Ted Striker]

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:29

#21

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BustaMike, yeah you took the words right out of my mouth!

Skanky Burns

Deity

Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:29

02-07-2003 04:29

#22

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Farting on others.

Paul Hanson

King

Dilbert
Aug 1999
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:32

#23

Put an end to popups!

That's just plain rude.

Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.

King

MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:32

#24

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I am sorry, maybe I should've been more articulate.

gruntgrunt gruntgrunt grunt gruntgruntgrunt grunt grunt grunt grunt snore gruntgruntgrunt snore snore.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:33

#25

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Skanky, absolutely, you're really understanding what this thread is about, and what a true man is about.

Asher, that is kind of .. hmm.. I don't know what to say. You're right about the complaining though. True men don't complain.

Fixing stuff you know you have no idea how to do it. You manage to make more mess than the original problem was. But you refuse to call for help.

In general denying any kind of help. That is man.

Not asking for directions, and not admitting you're lost. True men are never lost, even when they are!

VetLegion

Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:29

02-07-2003 04:34

#26

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quote:
Farting in bed then ducking under the covers to smell it, now that's manly.

How about this: eating raw food!

Well, apples, bananas, that sort of things anyway

MichaeltheGreat

Apolyton Grand Executioner

mooning the house that Ruth built.
Oct 1999
time: 21:29

02-07-2003 04:34

#27

Full PM-box? Change here!

What kind of plumbing were you born with? End of story. The rest is just testosterone muddled compensation for some psychological nonsense.

Pekka

Chieftain

em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:29

02-07-2003 04:35

#28

Get a bigger avatar today!

VetLegion, true.. it's like you have some food that is pass the expired date, and you still eat it. You can handle it, because you're a MAN.

lightblue

Chieftain

L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001
time: 05:29

02-07-2003 04:37

#29

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Opening beer bottles with your teeth/bare hands/toes.

Being able to stub out cigs on the inside of your callused hands without flinching.

hmm, need more inspiration...

VetLegion

Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:29

02-07-2003 04:38

#30

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True Pekka, true. I have had a few yoghurts that expired. I ate them. The fact is, yoghurt is just stale milk and old yoghurt is even better yoghurt then new one. *burp* I really got value for my money on those

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