02-07-2003 07:08									#91
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JohnT,

How about back to the real subject for a change?

	02-07-2003 07:08									#92
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka JohnT, so you adopted a kid.. good for you. I honestly think that's a nice thing to do.

Dayum, don't you know here in the good ole US of A we don't allow gay adoptions?

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	02-07-2003 07:08									#93
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JohnT, So you rented a woman to do that.... big deal

	02-07-2003 07:09									#94
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	02-07-2003 07:10									#95
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My wife says that I'm a man, not just because of my 12-incher, but because I get my haircut at a barber shop and not some sissyfied salon.

	02-07-2003 07:12									#96
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT I get my haircut at a barber shop and not some sissyfied salon.

That's risky, man!

	02-07-2003 07:12									#97
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A mans gotta accept the risk, Asher.

	02-07-2003 07:13									#98
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So what if you're wife (I like that you have already figured out the roles) says so.. So she's the feminine one, and you're the masculine one.

	02-07-2003 07:13									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Bend over and I'll prove it to you.

or are you bi?

	02-07-2003 07:13									#100
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JohnT, Nah, I'm tired of this. Ok, you're a real man. Happy?














edit: I wanted to edit and say 'and so is your wife', but understanding it would only lead to never ending arguing, I decided not to.

	02-07-2003 07:15									#101
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman or are you bi?

Nah, not so much these days.

	02-07-2003 07:18									#102
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Thanks, Pekka. But I really didn't need your approval. Real men don't need other men to validate their manhood.

	02-07-2003 07:18									#103
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"Validate manhood"

	02-07-2003 07:19									#104
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JohnT, That's true! Real man knows he's a real man even if someone tells them otherwise.

	02-07-2003 07:20									#105
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quote: Originally posted by Asher "Validate manhood"

That wasn't bad, but not as good as the zinger Lightblue let off in the "Did my friend make a mistake?" thread by Midshipman.

	02-07-2003 07:22									#106
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Nah, not so much these days.

sry to lose you to the other team...

oh wait... thats a good thing, more for me!

ill never understand how a man can find another man sexual attractive... girls are truely the fairer sex

	02-07-2003 07:24									#107
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Kramerman, Yeah, but hot lesbians we understand. And we KNOW that someday.. someday they will ask us to join their non-profit orgies if we only learn how to ask.

	02-07-2003 07:24									#108
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman ill never understand how a man can find another man sexual attractive... girls are truely the fairer sex

Girls talk too much, get mad if you touch them unless "the moment is right", take too long to get ready, are far too picky, don't watch hockey, and don't like cars.

Plus they've got fat on their chest. Ewww?!?

If a man has tits, everybody groans and tells him to cover up. If a woman has tits, its a f*cking peepshow!

	02-07-2003 07:25									#109
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Asher, and that's why you're supposed to hang out with your buddies ALL THE TIME and only come home for hopes of sex.

	02-07-2003 07:26									#110
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Asher, and that's why you're supposed to hang out with your buddies ALL THE TIME and only come home for hopes of sex.

But isn't it easier to have sex with your buddies?

Hell, you could do it while drinking beer and watching hockey!

And most importantly, you can always leave the seat up.

	02-07-2003 07:30									#111
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Easier sure, but if you don't want to have sex with your buddies because you don't find men attractive that way, then you just have to .... not have sex with them.

Also, who told you can't leave the seat up? The women always leave it down! There's no rule that the seat must be down, we have to lift it! Men have been whipped I'm telling you .. real men always leave the seat up!

	02-07-2003 07:30									#112
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That's just mean, now you freaked him out. Pekka is scarred forever.

	02-07-2003 07:31									#113
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what's mean? I'm not scarred.. you have to be a little bit more meanier than that..

	02-07-2003 07:31									#114
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quote: Originally posted by Asher Girls talk too much, get mad if you touch them unless "the moment is right", take too long to get ready, are far too picky, don't watch hockey, and don't like cars. Plus they've got fat on their chest. Ewww?!? If a man has tits, everybody groans and tells him to cover up. If a woman has tits, its a f*cking peepshow!

you just hang out with the wrong girls. I agree, in HS all the girls, especially the pretty ones, were all to prissy and ditsy to have a meaningful relationship with. But all the cool texas chicks comes to college, it seems, as they all know how to ride horses, fix trucks, watch football, and most importantly, watch and LOVE the simpsons. And touching them at the wrong time is very hard to do. They liked being touched yet another reason why you might lie austin... tho they do have a substancial gay and bi population too

	02-07-2003 07:32									#115
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I bet I know what your thinking about next time you have men's night even if you don't want to.

	02-07-2003 07:32									#116
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Kramerman, Yeah, but hot lesbians we understand. And we KNOW that someday.. someday they will ask us to join their non-profit orgies if we only learn how to ask.

quote: Originally posted by Pekka oh wait... thats a good thing, more for me!

Thats the spirit. We need more gay people in this world and more open minded lesbians too!

	02-07-2003 07:34									#117
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quote: Originally posted by Kramerman you just hang out with the wrong girls. I agree, in HS all the girls, especially the pretty ones, were all to prissy and ditsy to have a meaningful relationship with. But all the cool texas chicks comes to college, it seems, as they all know how to ride horses, fix trucks, watch football, and most importantly, watch and LOVE the simpsons. And touching them at the wrong time is very hard to do. They liked being touched yet another reason why you might lie austin... tho they do have a substancial gay and bi population too

I take it that you have to pay these girls?

	02-07-2003 07:34									#118
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tinyp3nis, Naaah.. I'm totally comfortable with myself and my sexuality. I have no problems with the evil mind games Asher is trying to play..

	02-07-2003 07:35									#119
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What about the balls of fat on their chest?? Hmm?!?

	02-07-2003 07:37									#120
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What about them? They are meant 1. for men to watch them and have fun with them and 2. for women to breast feed kids.. so they are multiple function devices.