19-10-2003 10:03									#61
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sounds like a match made in heaven.

	19-10-2003 11:09									#62
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What a great thread.

	19-10-2003 12:06									#63
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Rock solid, brother.

	19-10-2003 12:12									#64
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to respond to some things...

one... i'm not breaking up with her... hell no... if yall saw this girl you'd shoot me for breaking up with her. secondly, dating behind her mom's back... no.. i have to respect her mother. nothing good will come out of a secret relationship... third, chegitz, you're a bastard. As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex, has never done drugs, etc., i'm probably what my girl's mother wants her daughter's boyfriend to be like. it's just a matter of showing it.

basically, i'm trying to figure out some good ways to show her mother how eligible I am... funny how i got her daughter easily and now i got to impress and kind of 'ask out' her mother. got to impress two women.

i also don't want to come off crazy by doing something like insisting i take her and her mother out to dinner or something... actually, that might not be too bad of an idea... ha

	19-10-2003 12:34									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer to respond to some things... one... i'm not breaking up with her... hell no... if yall saw this girl you'd shoot me for breaking up with her.

OK, that said...

quote: [SIZE=1] Originally posted by Albert Speer As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex, has never done drugs, etc.,

what does it matter what she looks like? Physical appearance is one of the main factors in the biological determination of choosing a possible mate.

Not that I'm saying you should bone this chick, nor should you necessarily want to. I'm just saying you might be missing out. Or denying your physiological prerogatives. Or something. Ignore me, I'm drunk.

	19-10-2003 12:40									#66
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I think he has morals.

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quote: I think he has morals.

How inconvenient...

	19-10-2003 12:45									#68
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin are the midterms hard?

No, they picked up a few seats.

	19-10-2003 12:46									#69
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quote: Originally posted by Zero I had to hide in a closet once. Is that conservative enough?

In a Log Cabin Republican sort of way, yes.

	19-10-2003 12:49									#70
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse Tell the girl it's either you or the mother. If she hems and haws, ditch her and pick up somebody who's prettier and easier.

While the second part of your advice is so good that it stands alone, I think it might be a deal breaker for a 17 year old girl to choose between her mother and her new boyfriend. Its honestly not worth that sort of trauma.

	19-10-2003 12:53									#71
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin touche, mon ami My mom's so Chinese, she's been praying for me to sprout a penis since I was born. She kept insisting to the doctors that they cut the wrong cord, and that she was gonna sue. She wanted to get me a penis donor, but she couldn't convince anyone with a suitable DNA match to donate. Then she wants to know why I don't want to have kids.

Penis donor eh? That sounds like a tough one. I'm sure you'd get a lot of offers for a loaner, but donation is tricky.

	19-10-2003 12:54									#72
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quote: Originally posted by Berzerker Tell her your fantasy is to do it with a mother and daughter.

That should clear things up rather quickly. Unless....

	19-10-2003 15:40									#73
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex

This comes faster than you'd expect. If you haven't done already, I strongly suggest you to learn how to use a condom, and to have one in your wallet at all times. I'm not saying you should become sex-crazy with your girl, but you should be cautious.
Besides, if you feel you're gonna have "the urge" shortly (or that your girl will have "the urge", it happens to them too ), make sure to know everything about the contraceptive pill, and make sure your girl takes them.

A friend of mine, who had grown up being very religious, and who loathed the idea of pre-marriage sex, had sex with her girlfriend after the first month of their relationship. Sex is sadly not something you always control.

And that's why pregnancy is much more easily avoided with pragmatic caution (i.e using all means of avoiding it), rather than by only believing you'll remain abstinent during your relationship.

This is a serious advice I give to you. Every unwanted pregnancy I know about comes from the fact the people were sooooo sure to have their urges under control

	19-10-2003 15:45									#74
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Why wouldnt you want to bang her if she is hot? Dont deny nature... dont torture yourself...

	19-10-2003 16:27									#75
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Because he's got a massive and unresolved Madonna/Whore complex.

	19-10-2003 17:33									#76
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp Because he's got a massive and unresolved Madonna/Whore complex.

It seems as though the only difference between Madonna and a whore is financial.

	19-10-2003 18:00									#77
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quote: Speer As someone who never had sex, has no intention to have sex

... like... never ever?

damn.

	19-10-2003 19:50									#78
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Spiffor:

let's look at it this way... both of us are virgins who have no intention to have sex. your scenario would require both of us giving in, which i doubt would happen.

anyway, it looks like i won't even kiss her for a month what with chaperoned dates...

and as an update, i found out that her mother apparently does like me but likes me enough for her daughter to run into coincidentally in the mall... probably not enough to be her daughter's boyfriend.

	19-10-2003 20:01									#79
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it wouldn't be dating behind her back. it would be dating with her full knowledge.

sooner or later the mother will have to realize that her little baby girl isn't a baby anymore.

	19-10-2003 20:05									#80
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yes of course no behind her back, Q Cubed... i just got to find a way to get her mother's approval.

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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer your scenario would require both of us giving in, which i doubt would happen.

If your relationship lasts more than a few weeks and continues to look good, I'm pretty sure there is a risk. It won't necessarily happen, but it's much better to have the training, knowledge and material "just in case".
Heck, my gf's little brother asked me to buy his first condom box months ago, and he still haven't used it save for training. But then, when the big day comes, he'll be prepared

As you probably know, I'm all against unwanted pregnancies

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Spiffor:

i dont think she got any birth control education what with her going to a catholic school... as for me going to public schools, i did get it every year (and well before that in elementary school) though it should be noted that birth control **** was taught by unwilling teachers who verbally expressed how they didn't believe in educating high school and elementary school students about birth control as it encourages sex.

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Well, you're both adults and you know what you do. But please be sure of being reasonable if you feel "the urge" coming. Last thing I want for you is being forced to drop your studies and find a full time job because of an involuntary pregnancy.

BTW, I know the mechanics behind birth control for a long time now, but I was completely clueless in front of my first condom. Damn glad I trained alone at home with it, for it would have ruined the mood of the First Time otherwise

	19-10-2003 20:15									#84
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no, what i mean is that you'd date her. you wouldn't stop at all, not even temporarily. if it turns out to be something worth continuing, the mother will eventually realize it.

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spiffor:

oh i already work full time... which reminds me... I work full time, go to college, and have a girlfriend... what the **** am i doing here?

	19-10-2003 22:16									#86
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This mother & daughter pair seem very conservative. In fact so conservative that I'd guess they're actually foreigners who moved to America and not native born Americans.

Laz: Absolutely correct.

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	20-10-2003 00:29									#87
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander Penis donor eh? That sounds like a tough one. I'm sure you'd get a lot of offers for a loaner, but donation is tricky.

Even a loaner is a pain. I mean, I don't want to have to wear the damn thing. I don't even like to wear shoes.

If a gun or a car is a metaphor for a penis, I'd rather someone loaned me their gun, because I personally have no use for a penis and I hate to drive (being both Asian and female, simultaneously, I am doubly unsuited to manouvering an automobile).

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Oerdin:

quote: These mother & daughter pair seem very conservative. In fact so conservative that I'd guess they're actually foreigners who moved to America and not native born Americans.

oh no... her family has most likely been in this country since 1700 what with her being black and all.

and apparently, things have completely changed. her mother keeps telling my girl how nice i seemed and that i look so good. its like she's now encouraging her daughter to be with me. aint that ironic? looks like **** worked out by itself.

	20-10-2003 08:52									#89
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Congrats, Albert

	20-10-2003 10:15									#90
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Aren't you supposed to be in Lebanon? come on jacket-loser boy.