21-10-2003 08:14									#121
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huge difference in kick.

	21-10-2003 10:09									#122
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quote: Thats the point, you cant.

I agree with Urban Ranger - Sexual compatibility would just be both of you wanting to **** each other.

And I don't think you need to wait until marriage to know that

quote: It's also about how well you have sex together. You may be magnetically attracted to someone, then have sex, and realize, "What was I thinking?"

Can't you work on that? The desire would seem to be the biggest factor.

	21-10-2003 10:16									#123
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander I've got a .45 which I don't need as a symbolic virility device as I am in a relationship right now. You could borrow that, but I hear you prefer a 9mm. More shots, but less stopping power.

Nice. As soon as my sister's current bf steps out of line, I'll be paying you a visit.

I don't have any particular preference; actually, I like a .22 rifle - lets me keep my distance and does more damage than you'd think.

I really want one of those magic movie pistols that somehow have clips of up to [unlimited] ammo.

	21-10-2003 10:19									#124
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quote: Originally posted by Sikander Sounds like he was hoping that you would satisfy one another, and he could masturbate. It worked when he was doing it to Penthouse after all.

He bought me a subscription to Perfect 10 for Christmas one year. It's not exactly Cosmo, but it did remind me that I'm too short, too fat, and my tits are too small. He had a ton of porn - I don't know why he thought he needed other visual aids.

	21-10-2003 10:30									#125
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Seems Austin Powers loses his mojo here on Poly.

	21-10-2003 16:16									#126
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Can't you work on that? The desire would seem to be the biggest factor.

You may realize, right after having sex for the first time, that your partner is not the right one: too daring or not enough, too athletic or not enough, to quick to get the orgasm, etc. etc.

If you're really in love with your partner, you can work up on that. But if you're not that in love with your partner (or if your love has mostly to do with sexual attraction), your desire to remain together can become very floppy after sex.

	21-10-2003 19:02									#127
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin It's unfortunate that the guy usually suggests a threesome with the girl and her best friend. "Gee, not only can he not satisfy one woman, he's gonna try for two. At the same time."

Once upon a time, while talking to my girlfriend, I let slip that I thought her mom was hot. I even implied that a threesome with her mom wouldn't bother me. She was outraged and told me I was sick, but deep down she was probably intrigued by the idea...

	21-10-2003 21:08									#128
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Wishful thinking, sicko

	21-10-2003 21:34									#129
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Wishful thinking, sicko

Ouch. Did I strike a nerve? You must have walked in on your girlfriend or mom having a threesome?

Don't be a hater just because you've never been presented with the same opportunity... I wouldn't make that proposal to just any girl. This one was a freak - and her mom kinda was too. But, as I found out, not THAT freaky...

	21-10-2003 22:19									#130
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In other words, your ass got dumped then and there...

	21-10-2003 23:00									#131
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat In other words, your ass got dumped then and there...

Ah, no. One thing about women - they virtually have a selective memory. They never forget things, but the penalties you pay for transgressions diminish the closer you match their "ideal guy" paradigm. This is why you see so many nice girls with jerks. I lasted with her another year or so after this event before I was the victim of a paradigm shift...

	21-10-2003 23:28									#132
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Feephi admits to being a jerk.

Nice effort with the girl, and her mom, though.

	22-10-2003 02:50									#133
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Family values and togetherness.

I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about.

	22-10-2003 04:50									#134
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quote: I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about.

Don't worry. I seriously doubt we're ever going to run into each other.

	22-10-2003 05:36									#135
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quote: Honestly, I've mey two guys who had low self esteem and they would always play the "I don't want a girlfriend and I don't want to get laid" line. I honestly believe they could get laid if they'd just have the confidence to ask a few girls out on dates but they seem to be afraid to try. My guess is they're so afraid of failing that they've rationalized themselves into believing that they can't fail if they just don't try. I.E. "I'm not failing; I just don't want to try". That may be to much psychoanalysis though.

No, that's probably right on the money. I was that friend at one time.

	22-10-2003 05:36									#136
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: I hope I don't ever meet the perfect guy - he'd probably be too perfect for me, and then I'd have nothing left to fantasize about. Don't worry. I seriously doubt we're ever going to run into each other.

Good to know there's nothing wrong with your self-esteem.

	22-10-2003 05:37									#137
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Just going with what the people tell me.

	22-10-2003 05:41									#138
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You have nice constituents. Or a nice entourage. Or whatever you call them.

	22-10-2003 05:43									#139
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Actually, it was my mom who said it. I'm a very special boy, according to her.

The forum won't let me write what my dad says about me.

	22-10-2003 05:46									#140
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Your dad and my mom sound like they'd have a lot to talk about.

	22-10-2003 05:48									#141
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They scream about me a lot when they think I'm asleep.

	22-10-2003 05:53									#142
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Sorry, kid. I'm sure it has a lot less to do with you than it does with them.

On the plus side, your mom is nice to you, and 1 outta 2 ain't bad.

	22-10-2003 05:56									#143
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quote: I'm sure it has a lot less to do with you than it does with them.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. I'm a right bastard, as any perfect guy would be.

	22-10-2003 06:00									#144
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Keep it up then, you're doing a great job.

	22-10-2003 06:08									#145
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quote: Keep it up then, you're doing a great job.

I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

	22-10-2003 13:32									#146
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Keep it up then, you're doing a great job. I'll take that as a compliment. Thank you.

If I could somehow divorce myself from my mother by saying I was the female equivalent of a bastard, I'd do it too.

It's jealousy that fuels my accolade. Take it anyway you want it - cream, sugar, nitric acid - whatever.

	22-10-2003 13:38									#147
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Rectally.

	22-10-2003 15:14									#148
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin He bought me a subscription to Perfect 10 for Christmas one year. It's not exactly Cosmo, but it did remind me that I'm too short, too fat, and my tits are too small. He had a ton of porn - I don't know why he thought he needed other visual aids.

What a meat puppet. I'm too short, too fat, and I'll wager that my tits are even smaller than yours, so this guy really pis$es me off!

As for the other visual aids, the porn probably didn't give him a rush of of power like he thought turning you into his little manequin would.

	22-10-2003 15:17									#149
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quote: Originally posted by MikeH Rectally.

T.M.I.!

	22-10-2003 16:37									#150
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you know, if it sucks the first time around, i'm sure you can find books for dummies on the subject or rent some educational films...