19-11-2003 19:24									#211
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Granted. But you just remembered you have a test tomorrow that you haven't studied for. Oh well, looks like you will be stuck inside all today.


I wish I wasn't tired.

	19-11-2003 20:21									#212
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quote: I wish I wasn't tired.

granted, after doin' the dirty with your dog youre wide awake

I wish my school was "cooler"

	20-11-2003 00:35									#213
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Granted. Only the speech marks didn't parse correctly through the wish-granting machine, and your school is now permanantly at -40 degrees.

I wish I had a bottle...

	20-11-2003 00:45									#214
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You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum.

I wish I had a gun.

	20-11-2003 00:59									#215
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin You have a bottle, but it's stuck in your rectum. I wish I had a gun.

granted - when you fire it, a stick emerges with a little flag that has "bang" written on it.

I wish no one suffered from depression.

	20-11-2003 01:11									#216
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POOF. My name has been legally changed to "No One".

I wish I could be a non-sentient crinoid at the bottom of the ocean.

	20-11-2003 01:41									#217
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congratulations. you're discovered by the deep-sea bathyscape alvin, and successfully brought back to the surface to be proudly displayed at...
the national aquarium, in the basement of the commerce department, washington dc.

i wish i could just skip out on work and go home...

	20-11-2003 01:56									#218
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Congratulations. You're fired.

	20-11-2003 01:57									#219
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I wish I had lots of candy!!!!!!!!!

	20-11-2003 02:02									#220
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congratulations! but it's candy corn...
manufactured in 1911.

i really really really wish it would stop raining so i could go home now.

	20-11-2003 02:08									#221
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The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now.

I wish beer contained no carbs.

	20-11-2003 02:30									#222
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quote: Originally posted by Japher The clouds part and the rain stops, yet your block flodded and your house floated away and now sits right next door to, uh, where ever your at now. I wish beer contained no carbs.

Granted Anheuser Busch releases their new animal fat, no carb beer. But the Adkins diet proves to be unhealthy, and you die of a heart attack.

I wish i had a new home PC.

	20-11-2003 02:32									#223
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You do, but its a 'new' 286. New for you, but old for everyone else.

I wish that I could go skiing today.

	20-11-2003 10:57									#224
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Poof! You find yourself on the slopes with brand new equipment and fashion skiwear.
Then you find the bill on your credit card…

I wish I had a good job in my career field.

	20-11-2003 11:47									#225
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Granted, but you are hired by a multi-national corporation who sign a deal with an anonymous gay called "Boris" in NYC and re-locate you there.

I wish I could walk in barefeet everywhere.

	20-11-2003 12:58									#226
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Poof! You're a goat.

I wish I all these Dubya bashers would shut their cake-holes.

	20-11-2003 13:17									#227
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Poof! Dubya becomes a democrat.

I wish that my girlfriend wouldn't have to work while she goes to school.

	20-11-2003 18:16									#228
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poof! she gets an indecent proposal to dance nude just one time at the lewdest sex club in all of north america for the cool sum of exactly the costs of her education plus books and living expenses. she takes it.

i wish georgia power would keep the server room powered all the time, and not kill power at around 1am when nobody's around so the UPSes lose their battery charge waiting for people to shut the servers down... ****ing ga power...

	20-11-2003 18:28									#229
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georgia power implements new backup supplies. Q cubed in a giant hamster wheel.

I wish for a nice refreshing bottle of vanilla coke as I watch the world end and people screaming in horror.

	21-11-2003 00:39									#230
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blammo! You've shrunk to the size of an amoeba and you're floating in your coke, while people attending Aliens 5: The Rehashment wait to purchase you.

I wish I was 16 again.

	21-11-2003 01:36									#231
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you're 16 again. in dog years. meaning that you're just about to push up daisies.



i wish the voices in my head would JUST SHUT THE **** UP!

	21-11-2003 03:22									#232
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Poof! You're dead.

I wish I could get Championship Manager 03/04 delievered to NZ FOR NO EXTRA COST!

	21-11-2003 03:34									#233
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Granted! The package arrives with the cd, but the cd is all scratched as to be unplayable.


And Q Cubed, did you have to turn my girlfriend into a stripper?

	21-11-2003 03:36									#234
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I wish that there would be less lewdness on 'Poly.

	21-11-2003 03:37									#235
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Poof, Finland is taken off the map and Poly becomes a silent waste land

I wish my wife looked like Skanky Burns' Avatar.

	21-11-2003 03:42									#236
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Granted! But she turns out to be a porn star from Arkansas and leaves you after one night due to your odour. Not to mention she transfers all you money in your account into here own.

I wish I was invincible.

	21-11-2003 03:46									#237
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quote: Originally posted by Frozzy I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you can still feel pain and have been dropped in an active volcano.

I wish I was home.

	21-11-2003 03:49									#238
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Granted, but home is currently in a radiation zone after Al Qaeda dropped a nuclear warhead in your basement.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

	21-11-2003 04:19									#239
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Granted. But none of the next three will be.


I wish it was Friday

	21-11-2003 04:22									#240
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Granted, but it's Friday the 13th, and Jason's coming to get you.

I wish I had a steak in front of me.