14-12-2003 09:48									#211
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Q nor UR came up with a wish, so I'm giving an alternate corruption and then wish for Whoha.

Granted. However, the pencils have deadly nuclear waste in them instead of graphite (lead). You mutate to a three-armed monster, and are ostracized from civilisation. Soon, the villagers storm your hidden castle refuge, and torch it down. You are killed and your murderer is triumphantly proclaimed a hero. He sets your head on his mantlepiece, and tells falsehoods about how monsterous you were, and falsehoods about how brave he was in the final confrontation.

I wish nuclear waste was actually fun, tasty candy.

	14-12-2003 09:49									#212
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Crosspost!

Q came up with a wish. However, it was uncorruptable.

My nuclear wish stands.

	14-12-2003 11:50									#213
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Granted. Nuke waste is now very tasty! It's still radioactive however.

I wish I could present mrmitchell a medal for saving this thread.

	14-12-2003 19:38									#214
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Granted. Unfortunately it's made of nuclear waste .

I wish I wasn't sick anymore...

	14-12-2003 20:15									#215
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Granted. Now everyone else is sick, and they give it back to you, so you can suffer all over again.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore...

	14-12-2003 20:27									#216
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Granted, you turned into radioactive waste.

I wish I could sing like Pavarotti

	14-12-2003 20:54									#217
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Granted, you sound just like him...and now you look just like him too. Through away all your old clothes and get yourself to Tall and Big Man clothing stores.

I wish I liked bananas.

	14-12-2003 21:07									#218
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Granted. You now love bananas. But you're now an ape.

I wish my cat didn't hate me.

	15-12-2003 00:22									#219
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it doesn't. however, in the course of playing games with you, it accidentally gives you cat scratch fever, which leads to complications as detailed in that thread we had a while back about cats turning men crazy.

i wish i hadn't goofed above.

	15-12-2003 03:48									#220
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Granted. But since you didn't goof above, you now have goofed up on this wish, so you look like an idiot anyway.

I wish I could remember what I was trying to remember.

	15-12-2003 03:58									#221
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quote: Originally posted by ICBM I wish I could remember what I was trying to remember.

Granted. But now you've forgotten everything else.

I wish Half-Life 2 was out for Christmas.

	15-12-2003 04:08									#222
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Granted. It is out by Christmas 2005.

I wish candy runts gave the same nutrients that the fruit its made to look like contains.

	15-12-2003 04:23									#223
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Granted, but because when you play it, you realize that it makes Daikatana look like Deus Ex.

I wish that the patriots win the superbowl.

	15-12-2003 07:42									#224
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Granted. The Patriots win the Super Bowl. The Steelers, enraged over ending up dead last, take revenge by killing everyone that plays for the Patriots.

I wish I had the energy to participate in a snowball fight. Right now, I'm just feeling too lazy.

	15-12-2003 17:40									#225
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granted. but it's you against 200 other people, as well as you against the music.

granted. unfortunately, the only candy runts in existence now are rotten apples.

i wish for this week to be over already.

	16-12-2003 16:01									#226
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You fall info a short-term coma, and wake up next Monday. The rare condition causing this is not covered by your medical insurance, and you are stuck at the same desk for the next ten years.

I wish that sitting here typing burned as many calories as working out on my exercise bike.

	16-12-2003 17:17									#227
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it does. since working out on your exercize bike means "looking at it and then deciding, eh, **** it", you still burn no calories.

i wish that i had a bowl of cinnamon applesauce.

	16-12-2003 17:30									#228
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It is sooo good. It's fabulously delicious. In fact, you decide you like it better than sex, and end up celibate for the rest of your like.

I wish I knew what in blazes the "furries" people keep referencing are.

	16-12-2003 17:38									#229
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no, you don't.

spoiler(highlight to read): http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=100189

spoiler(highlight to read): http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101956

spoiler(highlight to read): http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=102649

unfortunately, you do. you become one.

i wish furries and their ilk didn't exist.

	18-12-2003 07:09									#230
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Granted. Just before all Furries are captured and made into fur coats, you are transfigured into a furry. Your hide is used to make a particularly pricey chair, which is burnt by anti-fur protestors.

I wish for a modern computer.

	18-12-2003 07:17									#231
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Granted. You also get a modern operating system. Too bad it's from Microsoft and your hardware is incompatible until you download enough patches to make it work - by which time your computer is no longer modern.

I wish for self-cleaning carpet in my house.

	18-12-2003 12:11									#232
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You have a self-cleaning carpet. Next time you walk in with dirty feet, it eats you. Belch.

I wish I had never linked to Q-Cubed's spoilers.

	18-12-2003 16:55									#233
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granted. you instead learn about furries the hard way.

i wish i could use who i am as justification for anything i do the way johnny dep does in 'pirates of the carribean.' "but i'm captain jack sparrow, mate!" is way cool.

	18-12-2003 17:20									#234
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you do use it to justify anything. nobody buys it, however.

i wish i didn't have this cold.

	20-12-2003 06:10									#235
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Granted. You now have a very severe strain of the flu.

I wish I could hide in a cave for the next couple weeks.

	20-12-2003 06:51									#236
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Granted. You make a new friend, Osama Bin Laden.

I wish my body didn't need to breathe air to absorb oxygen into my blood.

	20-12-2003 06:58									#237
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Granted! You've choked

I wish that the OT contained more Debates, and less Trolls & Flames.

	20-12-2003 07:04									#238
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Granted. The OT contains more debates about trolls and flames

I wish humans didn't have to eat AND talk with the mouth.

	20-12-2003 07:17									#239
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Granted. You now eat with your mouth and talk with your ass. Wait, most people do that already...

I wish eating seafood had no adverse effects.

	20-12-2003 08:20									#240
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Granted, all the fishes die, no more seafood, no more adverse effects.

I wish my dog would quit laying at my feet and attracking them everytime I move.