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MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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I believe I made the same refrence.


You're just seeing what you want to see.

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And obvioulsy I suck at the whole visualization thing. I could never get the handle of those posters you were supposed to stare at and all of a sudden an image appears if you look at it just right. Never saw a single thing.


I always love those Rorshach tests where the blob is clearly a silhouette of some ******* coming at you with a butcher knife raised overhead, but you're a raging psycho if you point that out, while you're delusional if you answer anything else.

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Op-Art...

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I don't see a ship. I see two rocks and a curve in the wrong place in between them to be a ship.

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I always love those Rorshach tests where the blob is clearly a silhouette of some ******* coming at you with a butcher knife raised overhead, but you're a raging psycho if you point that out, while you're delusional if you answer anything else.


Guess I'm delusional, I always said chainsaw.

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I see a whirling vortex of doom and dispair which sucks the souls of men to their destruction. Then he said, no, that's a picture of my wife you're looking at, the ink blot is over here. So I said was I wrong, and he said, No, that's the sad part.

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Now, in all honesty, answer this question. If you were shown that photograph of the mountain without the drawn-in arrows and circle and without being told what mountain it was, would you see any evidence whatsoever for a man-made object? Or anything other than rock outcroppings?


Going back to just a simple answer, eh? See what I mean.

You have no sense of curiosity or investigation into religious artifacts because you're afraid of the truth being revealed to you about them, and you see what you want to see because of it.

Here's a newsflash, babyface!: If you let fear get to you, it will be your worst enemy. In which case you already have.

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Here's a newsflash, babyface!: If you let fear get to you, it will be your worst enemy. In which case you already have.

Are you of the opinion that the best way to practice your faith is to insult those who disagree with it?

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Are you of the opinion that the best way to practice your faith is to insult those who disagree with it?


It's not an insult. It's the truth.

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I'll take that as a "yes," then.

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I see Mr Nice Guy ignores MtG's voluminous post on the nature of glaciers....I wonder why?

BUt of course we all know God decided to change the laws of nature to make sure this party found the boat intact.

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So sorry, but I think you'll be rather disappointed. This type of find isn't unique, so there's quite a bit of documented understanding of the processes involved in things getting buried in glaciers and then getting spit out later. Aircraft flying into mountains back in the bad ol' days before modern onboard navigation systems are the most common example, with plenty of USAF speciments in Alaska, and some civil aviation specimines in the Andes mountains.

FYI, I'm not an atheist, so your usual duck-and-run fundy arguments about evil atheists and media lies won't really cut it.

There's a bunch of things we know about glaciers, so unless you want to posit (without any Biblical proof or any reason God would do so) that this particular chunk of glacier on Mt. Ararat behaves differently from every other one in the world, you're going to have to live with a few unpleasant details for the Noah's Ark is here theory.

1) Glaciers move, and they do it at different rates depending on where you are, as a function of proximity to underlying terrain, terrain friction, ice depth, sun and wind exposure, deposition rates of new snow or rain, and subsurface water.

2) This variation in movement is more pronounced on a small scale.

3) The result of this is that large things in glaciers such as airplanes tend to get spectacularly torn up and distributed very unevenly (this is distinct from the debris field caused by initial impact)

Noah's ark was obviously wood, and depending on how literally you want to take the date, and how much of a Bishop Usher fan you are, somewhere around 4,000 to 5,000 years ago. Nothing in the Bible says anything about any special wood, time for drying, construction techniques, etc., so the best info we have is early Phoenician and Greek, etc. shipbuilding techniques and the known properties of indigenous trees. Whatever you get for serviceable boats, you don't get an icebreaker. We also have a lot of info (courtesy of some lost whalers and early Arctic and Antarctic expeditions, what happens to wooden ships that get caught in moving ice sheets. The ice tries to move in the direction it wants to, encounters the hull, and tries to go around. Which causes a lot of compression and shear stress.

What you've got in those photos is something (or somethings) at one hell of an angle, in or over a little ravine or draw in the mountain face (color and shape of ice tell you that, plus the visible terrain), which means there is more rapid ice movement on the top than near the mountain face, and more rapid ice movement over the ravine or draw than on the elevated portions of the mountain face. That means 4,000 years of wood being sheared, torn, and squished all to hell and back, and no way that any large scale structure would be even close to intact. Also, the upper portion would move more slowly than the lower portion, (due to terrain friction), so you'd expect the Ark (if it was there) remains to be spread in the direction of ice flow for over a mile, maybe more, depending on movement rates and microclimate over the intervening thousands of years.

In short, whatever that is is extremely unlikely to be any integrated structure of any grat age, especially a wood ship. Even if Noah's Ark was up there, the glacier would have mostly reduced it to a spread out mishmash of wood fibers, mulch, and the occasional odd sized something that looked almost like driftwood. Knees, pieces of keel, etc. could be identified with some luck, but only if you were able to completely remove the ice from that area, and if they'd managed to fall someplace where they were exceptionally sheltered from substantial shearing.

The best place to recover any such items wouldn't be near the top of the mountain, it woud be near the base of the glacier much further down the mountain, especially if that ravine or draw ran for any great distance. Glacial ice can flow pretty fast (quite a few feet per year) in the right conditions, so nothing that landed up high in the ice thousands of years ago is still going to be up that high now.


But Jesus looked at them and said to them, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." --Matthew 19:26

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And yet you have the gall to be so prideful as to believe God himself would alter the laws of nature simply to validate your faith?

Talk about the biggest sinner of all.

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And yet you have the gall to be so prideful as to believe God himself would alter the laws of nature simply to validate your faith?


What else would you expect from the Almighty?

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Well, I would expect that he would have you find your own damned answer and have to be trully faithful to him, as opposed to thinking he need to prove to you what according to your own babble you should believe without question even if not a single shred of physical evidence were ever EVER found.

So either you are a hypocrite, a man professing faith but trully unsure and hungry for some external validation

OR

You are a very succesful troll.

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Ogie, that's not true, and I think you know it.
A "self-respecting" atheist rarely changes their mind.


That's not true. Why, just last week I decided I like chicken kievs after not liking them for years. So there you have it

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Well, I would expect that he would have you find your own damned answer and have to be trully faithful to him, as opposed to thinking he need to prove to you what according to your own babble you should believe without question even if not a single shred of physical evidence were ever EVER found.

So either you are a hypocrite, a man professing faith but trully unsure and hungry for some external validation

OR

You are a very succesful troll.


It's not like their haven't already been Biblical artifacts that have been found.

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Ah, but none of them were found in what would be trully miraculous situations, as the likelyhood of finding more than a chunk of wood on top of the mountain would be. We find artifacts from the Pharaoes form thousands of year before biblical time-of course we will then be able to find things from the times of the bible.

YOU are the one claiming something miraculous is afoot when all of a sudden someone comes and burst your bubble by posting a very convincing piece on why the lieklyhood of anything resembling a boat being found in those conditions is piss poor to impossible at best.

You claim the "aethists" won;t change their minds-then when someone simple tells you the scientific facts don;y back your hopes, you go of running to claim some miracle will save your ass.

Well, they say God helps those who help themselves. He does not go around validating people's poor faith with parlor tricks.

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At last, all shall know the truth of the epic of Gilgamesh, and return to worship Anu... or something like that.

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It's not like their haven't already been Biblical artifacts that have been found.


Like what?

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Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' cloth thingy (supposidly), and some tombstone with the name James written on it (I guess they were big then too )

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Give up the ghost, Mr. Nice guy.

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Dead Sea Scrolls, Jesus' cloth thingy (supposidly), and some tombstone with the name James written on it (I guess they were big then too )


Dead Sea Scrolls aren't mentioned in the Bible. The Shroud of Turin is a fake and so is the James funeral box.

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Ah, but none of them were found in what would be trully miraculous situations, as the likelyhood of finding more than a chunk of wood on top of the mountain would be. We find artifacts from the Pharaoes form thousands of year before biblical time-of course we will then be able to find things from the times of the bible.

YOU are the one claiming something miraculous is afoot when all of a sudden someone comes and burst your bubble by posting a very convincing piece on why the lieklyhood of anything resembling a boat being found in those conditions is piss poor to impossible at best.

You claim the "aethists" won;t change their minds-then when someone simple tells you the scientific facts don;y back your hopes, you go of running to claim some miracle will save your ass.

Well, they say God helps those who help themselves. He does not go around validating people's poor faith with parlor tricks.



There are two possibilities (other than decomposition):

1)It could be petrified. Given the fact that it would've been a very solidly built vessel to withstand a year at sea, built from gopherwood and covered in pitch, as well as being preserved by the ice which eventually settled over it, pertrification is a very real possibility. Remember, Wooly Mammoths have been found almost perfectly preserved in similar places such as Siberia. In some cases, even the contents of their stomachs were still preserved.

The size and durability of the Ark would be almost unprecidented by early man.

2)God could simply desire for it to be found. Perhaps (pure speculation here) as an end-times "sign of the season". Kind of an ironic symbol of the "days of Noah" coming full-circle. If this were the case, no Christian would doubt His ability to preserve/petrify the ark.

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1)It could be petrified. Given the fact that it would've been a very solidly built vessel to withstand a year at sea, built from gopherwood and covered in pitch, as well as being preserved by the ice which eventually settled over it, pertrification is a very real possibility. Remember, Wooly Mammoths have been found almost perfectly preserved in similar places such as Siberia. In some cases, even the contents of their stomachs were still preserved.




This is why Fundies need to take science classes.

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In order to apply science to this you must first understand how the Ark was built and what it was made of:

http://bible.gospelcom.net/cgi-bin/...n=NIV&x=12&y=12

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Genesis 6
14 So make yourself an ark of cypress wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. 16 Make a roof for it and finish the ark to within 18 inches of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks.

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But Jesus looked at them and said to them, "With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." --Matthew 19:26


Since God promised Noah that Noah wouldn't need that boat again and it presumably stunk to high heaven , why would God bother keeping it around? Moreover, why would He conceal it for thousands of years, and make the glacier look and act in every way like a normal glacier, but not actually be one in that specific spot? If God wanted to remind people of the flood, or if there was some significance to the ark itself, then He could have put it a bit lower on the mountain and preserved it for all to see throughout the ages.

It's a bit tough to claim God gave special treatment to something that would seem to be God's discarded junk.

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So, could someone make a list of all animals that Noah needed to include in the ark and how much food was needed for some time at sea and thereafter for the animals to feed of before the vegetation is restored and compare those figures with the size of the ark and see if the exact figures and the story itself should be taken literary.

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This is why Fundies need to take science classes.



Actually, he's not too far off on preservation (if you discount glacial movement, structural stresss, etc. Wooden ships of great antiquity have been found in good states of preservation when sunk and deposited in fairly ideal conditions.

 
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